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Audax posted:Jonathan Isiah Zeke Zimmerman is quite a mouthful to pronounce Ridiculous middle names are only a problem when you're trying to scold them though, to the kids at school little JIZZ would just be Jonny Zims This particular one would be a problem if you ever wanted to get him an LL Bean backpack or something though Inescapable Duck posted:You're a few letters off people being able to accuse you of naming your daughter after a My Little Pony, just be warned. I mean, if they do, "trap sprung" is the only response you'd need also: trap sprung
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quote:I want to preface this confession with that I am not suicidal and this is not suicidal ideation. My life is going awesome and I enjoy it and I don't want to die and want to enjoy it for many more years. You can get a tattoo saying "Do Not Resuscitate" and "No Feeding Tube". In the case of your parents, get Durable Power of Attorney now. It unburdens them from making these decisions and you can make the tough decisions when the time comes.
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a tattoo is in no way legally binding lol
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Ghostnuke posted:a tattoo is in no way legally binding lol This tat wasn't binding, but the hospital's ethics board decided to honor it anyway; according to the New England Journal of Medicine, though, the tattoo "produced more confusion than clarity". In the current state of affairs it looks as though a DNR tattoo isn't binding, but will tend to keep doctors from using heroic lifesaving measures while the paperwork for your actual DNR order (which you should damned well have if you're considering a DNR tat) is found.
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If you're unconscious and there is a family member there saying resuscitate, that is exactly what will happen regardless of your tattoo. (in america anyway)
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So, uh, a while back, someone wrote in claiming to be Rod "He Hate Me" Smart of XFL fame, and alleged that he had successfully pitched a second XFLquote:I told you my XFL ideas were sold. I mean, I don't know any of the specifics of the new XFL's rules (other than "no PC thugs allowed"), but your confession didn't mention Vince McMahon, and unless I'm mistaken, Vince didn't mention Rod Smart in his launch announcement Can someone more up-to-date on pro-wrestling-football than me verify if any of the other crap he mentioned came true? The post is here and he claimed there was gonna be all kinds of weird poo poo like VR headsets in every seat quote:I'm a junior in college, did my first two years at the local CC and then moved about 1000 miles away for my last two. yeah uh this is one of those impulses you probably shouldn't act on, but I guess at least she'll probably never know about it
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That one's a little contrived to me. Nobody asks whose bodywash is whose when they're a guest. If it's a towel or bar of soap then fine, but usually a normal person would just give you one for yourself in those situations. It sounds like he thought "what if someone wonders how i knew which bottle to put it in? Oh i know, this will fool them".
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Might have been based on the post in the r/relationships thread awhile ago where someone jerked off into a bottle of body wash "as a prank". Otherwise, I can't imagine the kind of shithead you'd have to be to have that thought go through your mind with anything other than immediate, visceral revulsion.
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Jan 31, 2018 23:07
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Gross dude. That applies to both confessions.
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Jan 31, 2018 23:24
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goons doing gross, weird and inappropriate things? Yeah I can't imagine either
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I feel like I'm falling apart. I was diagnosed with ADHD while I was in the service but I stopped taking medication after I got out. My motivation began to decline and I went to a psychiatrist to see what was up but I feel worse now. He put me on concerta and trazodone but the concerta just made me feel high/energized and the trazadone hasn't been helping with my sleep. I don't think I've gotten more than 3 hours a sleep a night in months and now I've been having panic attacks about my overall health. I'll just be sitting on the bus and my heart will start racing, and at night I feel like I snap awake as soon as I begin to drift off. Nothing seems to help me sleep, not the trazadone, not sleepytime tea, melatonin, over the counter sleep aids. Nothing. I stopped taking the concerta, but I still take a trazodone before bed. I don't ADHD is the real issue, I feel like poo poo and I'm exhausted. My next appointment isn't for a few weeks. RobotDogPolice fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Feb 1, 2018 |
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Wrong thread? Regardless, I hope there’s some way to get your appointment moved up (or get seen by somebody else maybe?) if things are this dire already. I’ll keep several fingers crossed for you.
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RobotDogPolice posted:I feel like I'm falling apart. I was diagnosed with ADHD while I was in the service but I stopped taking medication after I got out. My motivation began to decline and I went to a psychiatrist to see what was up but I feel worse now. He put me on concerta and trazodone but the concerta just made me feel high/energized and the trazadone hasn't been helping with my sleep. I don't think I've gotten more than 3 hours a sleep a night in months and now I've been having panic attacks about my overall health. I'll just be sitting on the bus and my heart will start racing, and at night I feel like I snap awake as soon as I begin to drift off. Nothing seems to help me sleep, not the trazadone, not sleepytime tea, melatonin, over the counter sleep aids. Nothing. I stopped taking the concerta, but I still take a trazodone before bed. maybe a couple beers would help you relax
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Son of Man posted:maybe a couple beers would help you relax my nigga have you tried lsd?
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RobotDogPolice posted:I feel like I'm falling apart. I was diagnosed with ADHD while I was in the service but I stopped taking medication after I got out. My motivation began to decline and I went to a psychiatrist to see what was up but I feel worse now. He put me on concerta and trazodone but the concerta just made me feel high/energized and the trazadone hasn't been helping with my sleep. I don't think I've gotten more than 3 hours a sleep a night in months and now I've been having panic attacks about my overall health. I'll just be sitting on the bus and my heart will start racing, and at night I feel like I snap awake as soon as I begin to drift off. Nothing seems to help me sleep, not the trazadone, not sleepytime tea, melatonin, over the counter sleep aids. Nothing. I stopped taking the concerta, but I still take a trazodone before bed. This is somewhat less anonymous than the usual post ITT, but: are you working? You should probably take a little break if you are; under the circumstances I'm sure it's worth it unless you're paycheck-to-paycheck. In which case, it might be time to lean on your support structure for a little while. You sound like you're super stressed. I've got a treat for the rest of you today -- guess who checked in, with the correct password and everything! IT'S THERAPY GOON quote:Thank you all for caring about my fate. It's a long story and some things maybe better remain unsaid though. No, I did not get married thankfully. I almost got stabbed and had a lot of times last year where I seriously feared for my life. I also live in Siberia now. Tomskaya Oblast is all I'm going to say, and only because I don't think anyone of you even ever came here let alone lives here. No, this is not a joke. Incredibly cold but beautiful. I'd say more but I have to get to work. I'm still alive, just not a lot of time for writing long musings about my life. I live in a place where people still live in log houses and it's like -30C on good days in winter. (the other week it was -40C for a while) Everything's so different here. My window iced over the other day. From the inside. I'd write more but I have to get to work and need to start to layer my clothing on. I'm ok. Don't worry about me folks. I got a new lease on life. It's a very Breaking Bad ending imho
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Almost stabbed by a crazy girlfriend? Welcome to the club friend!
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I was saying "no you didn't/don't" basically every sentence in that post. At least put some effort in the fakes. Fleeing to siberia, the most stereotypical isolated wasteland there is? At least pick somewhere less obvious, like Greenland or something. Also you can't just up and move to another country unless you meet their visa eligibility which usually requires being hired for a job that can't be filled by a citizen.
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Maybe his job is being clinically depressed in a frozen hellscape. Even if there's people in the country qualified for it, they may not want the position.
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Sounds like a suspiciously quick ending to therapy goons story. "I live in Siberia now, no time for thread" Maybe it's actually his girlfriend 
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I was saying "no you didn't/don't" basically every sentence in that post. At least put some effort in the fakes. Fleeing to siberia, the most stereotypical isolated wasteland there is? At least pick somewhere less obvious, like Greenland or something. Also you can't just up and move to another country unless you meet their visa eligibility which usually requires being hired for a job that can't be filled by a citizen. Again, the password was right, so either this is genuine, or it was fake all along 
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didn't he mention a russian girl? Or was this some other confessor E: My father used to work in Tomsk, it's basically the Russian equivalent to a college/university town.
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How that goon ended up in Siberia could be a thread saga all by itself
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Yeah, his government set him up with a sex doing crazy therapist for free. My stupid country won't even let me pay a transient woman for sexual favors in an alley. Greatest country in the world my rear end.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Maybe his job is being clinically depressed in a frozen hellscape. Even if there's people in the country qualified for it, they may not want the position. They’d never find a suitably qualified Russian for that job.
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loquacius posted:Again, the password was right, so either this is genuine, or it was fake all along even if it's really him it just seems like a really abrupt thing like he just got tired of people asking about it.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:even if it's really him it just seems like a really abrupt thing like he just got tired of people asking about it. It was her. It was also what she told the police.
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I want to believe, therefore I do.
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I, as a rule, believe everything I read on the internet
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RFC2324 posted:my nigga have you tried lsd?
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Therapy goon. You need to tell us what the gently caress happened.
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Sten Freak posted:Dude never said he wasn't in Russia and definitely said he wasn't in the US at some point talking about health care. I definitely did get the impression he was in Russia/ east Europe, back during the regular updates, but I can't remember the details. Edit: nope, but the therapist girlfriend was insulting his friend for being Russian, so that's probably what I'm remembering. Fintilgin fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Feb 2, 2018 |
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RobotDogPolice posted:at night I feel like I snap awake as soon as I begin to drift off. this happens to me a lot and I don't know what causes it. What specifically happens is i'll super gradually become asleep and start dreaming, 30 seconds later i'll realize i'm dreaming and then pop awake. Anyway drinking a lot of coffee in the early day, and making sure I work out seems to help, but it's not some major revolutionary cure. Good luck goon.
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Fintilgin posted:Edit: nope, but the therapist girlfriend was insulting his friend for being Russian, so that's probably what I'm remembering. Maybe he's a Finn? Any other eastern european country would fit too. Lots of people there not too fond of russians. Used to had this snapping awake thing a lot when I was a kid. Just stopped one day. 
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White noise, a fan running to move the air, and sleeping on my side are what finally stopped me having night terrors and popping awake randomly. Still have a bunch of nightmares, but I've had them since I was a kid.
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quote:I'm in a black metal band that's about as big as a black metal band can be. Not a household name to everyone in the world, but anyone who is vaguely familiar with current metal will know of us. My confession is that I hate the majority of people who I meet who listen to our poo poo. And I hate most of the bands we play with. Black metal attracts the worst loving people. Metal is the anime of music quote:i remember there have been at least two similar confessions to this in the past, and that the second one was met with skepticism due to the niche factor of this, and that now a new one will be met with even more suspicion, but i am another goon who regularly masturbates to mighty magiswords. something about vambre's proportions is irresistible, and i like to imagine the various magiswords being used like dildos ---- high five to my fellow MM aficionados I actually LOLed IRL at this, kudos
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quote:I'm in a black metal band that's about as big as a black metal band can be. Not a household name to everyone in the world, but anyone who is vaguely familiar with current metal will know of us. My confession is that I hate the majority of people who I meet who listen to our poo poo. And I hate most of the bands we play with. Black metal attracts the worst loving people. Murderface! Get off that *CHORD*ing computer and get your rear end into the studio!
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Planet Piss can still be a thing, dude. We believe in you.
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Drink the bleach.
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