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Helios Grime posted:Thought of
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:When I worked at UPS we had a division-wide bounty for information leading to the recovery of a missing 70lb Gatling gun- Glocks are small potatoes. When I was working at a terminal, we had a big-rear end part of an AA gun turret sitting in one corner for several months because it had arrived without any paperwork or labels, probably unloaded by the driver so we didn't even know who'd sent it. Then when someone finally managed/bothered to find out where it was going, no-one could find it anymore and no-one knew who had taken it.  It looked a lot like the bottom part of this, only wider and with some markings in Swedish:  Slugnoid posted:Also all the parcel posties were permanently pissed on red wine. If a bottle breaks in a case of 12 the whole box is written off and supposed to be 'destroyed' in a hopper out the back of the distribution centre. The hopper was always filled with empty wine stained cardboard but very few bottles. Around here they require alcohol vessels damaged during transit always be returned in their entirety to the brewery/distillery/whatever. If the bottles are smashed to bits, necks with intact tops will do. And they do count them. e: Muffins on the other hand... 
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Lmao this is straight out of Happy Gilmore https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/957674478925942784
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Memento posted:TFR is full of stories of people ordering firearms that get left on the front porch and stolen. UPS left ten crates of ammunition on my parent's porch with no signature once. I had it delivered to my parent's house because I expected to be there when UPS normally delivered large/heavy poo poo in our area, and (as you would expect) ammunition was 'adult signature required'. The delivery guy was early, and no one was home. Had I known they were just going to leave it, I would have had him take it to my house and saved the effort. Honestly though, the only time I've ever had to actually sign for ammo was when a supervisor was training a new guy, so I guess I shouldn't have expected much.
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Here in Frankfurt I'm learning that delivery people will just straight up give your poo poo to your neighbors (even way down the block) if you're not home when they try to deliver it to you. Most of the time they don't even leave a card, they just rely on you to figure out where your stuff is. I asked Amazon to have them at least leave a note to tell me which river they threw my poo poo into and Amazon just said "lol no".
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Jan 30, 2018 17:23
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Well of course they're not going to refer you to their competitors.
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Jan 30, 2018 17:44
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Ragequit posted:Lmao this is straight out of Happy Gilmore  what did the guy yell?
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Jan 30, 2018 18:24
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BraveUlysses posted:
In the hole!
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Jan 30, 2018 18:25
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BraveUlysses posted:
"gently caress her right in the pussy!"
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Jan 30, 2018 18:32
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Lurking Haro posted:In the hole! It's in the hole! IT'S IN THE HOLE!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbQTXFJL8lo&t=75s
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Jan 30, 2018 18:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yWnVxe1qp8
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Jan 30, 2018 18:47
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Here's some more feel-good/scoodyfrood crossover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQCGOuhfovQ
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Jan 30, 2018 18:50
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Couple of scumfuck lawyers are about to get hammered by the state bar association in Arizona. Here's the scam. You're a little weasel and someone says something mean about you online. You'd like to get Google to remove these mean things from their search results, so you send them a letter claiming you were defamed by this person and these mean things are defamatory. Google turns around and says "No, sorry, we're not going to treat it as defamatory just on your say-so, send us a court decision showing that it's defamatory." Now you could sue the person you're claiming defamed you, except that they didn't actually defame you so this would just be an expensive lawsuit that probably gets you a SLAP countersuit and costs you a lot of money. So what you do is concoct a fictitious person, file a lawsuit against this fictitious person, file an agreement whereby this fictitious defeandant says "I'm sorry, it was defamatory, I agree it should be taken down," and get the court to approve this settlement. Then you send a copy of that to Google and say "See? Everyone agrees it's defamatory, take it down." Lots of times this thing gets performed by shady reputation-management companies hired by little weasels, but occasionally actual lawyers are involved. These two idiots in Arizona, Aaron Kelly and Dan Warner (of Kelly/Warner Law), have been doing this for a while: https://usaherald.com/kelly-warner-law-firm-blames-usa-herald-arizona-bar-investigation/ https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.3aace59e3dd7 http://reason.com/volokh/2018/01/29/arizona-bar-accuses-lawyers-of-suing-fak Anyway, here's the state bar about to come down on them: https://reason.com/assets/db/15172543163948.pdf quote:[30.] In 2016, Respondent Warner was hired by Joseph Chinnock to remove allegedly defamatory posts about Chinnock from the internet. At that time, Respondent Warner was already aware that Chinnock was accused in Florida of fraud and using a fake identity [because Kelly/Warner Law had earlier gotten the court file in the Florida Kogan v. Chinnock case, in which Chinnock was accused of fraud and impersonation].
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Jan 30, 2018 19:10
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Phanatic posted:[56.] The notary ID used by Samantha Pierce is 20121234567. The sample notary seal displayed on the Colorado Secretary of State's general notary information page uses notary ID 20121234567.  wow. They might as well have gone all the way and given their fake notary the name Nota Rei.
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Jan 30, 2018 19:36
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Phanatic posted:Couple of scumfuck lawyers are about to get hammered by the state bar association in Arizona. Is this a disbarring offense? And could there be criminal liability, as well? I have to think this is illegal.
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Phanatic posted:Couple of scumfuck lawyers are about to get hammered by the state bar association in Arizona.
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Jan 30, 2018 19:42
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Panfilo posted:I always wondered about those reputation management companies. Seems like they would be popular with bitter restaurant owners and petty doctors. There was a thing awhile back where some of them got caught smearing businesses ahead of time and then offering to fix it for a fee.
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Jan 30, 2018 19:43
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Panfilo posted:bitter restaurant owners and petty doctors. But you repeat yourself. But you repeat yourself.
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Jan 30, 2018 19:48
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This one always has some extra schaden in it, because in the video you can hear one of her friends, off camera, start to say "As a white person..." before she's interrupted by the fall, and you just KNOW she was about to say some racist poo poo.
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Jan 30, 2018 19:57
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Rope Swings: Not even once
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Jan 30, 2018 20:10
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Ragequit posted:Lmao this is straight out of Happy Gilmore poo poo like them not being able to tolerate the slightest noise, is why golf is a game and not a sport.
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Jan 30, 2018 20:44
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Glazier posted:poo poo like them not being able to tolerate the slightest noise, is why golf is a game and not a sport. what about archery?
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Jan 30, 2018 20:46
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Burt Sexual posted:what about archery? Same but I wouldn't say it to one of their faces obviously.
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Jan 30, 2018 20:50
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Burt Sexual posted:what about archery? If think if golfers could tolerate archery the sport would be much badasser.
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Jan 30, 2018 20:51
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Glazier posted:poo poo like them not being able to tolerate the slightest noise, is why golf is a game and not a sport. nice hot take
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Jan 30, 2018 20:56
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Burt Sexual posted:what about archery? Or TENNIS?
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Jan 30, 2018 20:59
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It's the contrast that makes a difference. If everyone in the crowd was at that level of energy the whole time, it wouldn't be a problem (see also: any other sport). But if it's dead quiet and someone starts screaming like someone stuffed a snake down their pants, yeah you're going to flinch.
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Jan 30, 2018 21:01
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Burt Sexual posted:what about archery? The presence of spectators actually make archery much more difficult https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpaue3Jhn1o
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Jan 30, 2018 21:29
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millions of kids who scream when friends are hitting baseballs or doing other tasks are all actually wrong and no one is surprised ever
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Jan 30, 2018 21:40
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You go to a golf tournament, you know what you're getting in to. I suppose the symphony audience is a bunch of lame-os for not singing along to the concerto, phones lit above their heads, right?
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Jan 30, 2018 21:43
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Glazier posted:poo poo like them not being able to tolerate the slightest noise, is why golf is a game and not a sport. Is there some reason golfists don't wear earplugs or something? Seems like this is an easy problem to solve, and it's not like they need to be able to hear a referee.
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Jan 30, 2018 21:48
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ElGroucho posted:You go to a golf tournament, you know what you're getting in to. A guillotine, hopefully?
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Jan 30, 2018 21:51
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ExecuDork posted:I started listening to this in another tab, then came back here and scrolled down through that trio of randaconda GIFs. Get about a minute twenty in, the good stuff starts.
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ElGroucho posted:You go to a golf tournament, you know what you're getting in to. there are concerts, symphonies even, where this happens.
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Mom dies of flu after concerns over medication side effects Side effects include: not death. trickybiscuits has a new favorite as of 22:37 on Jan 30, 2018 |
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Jan 30, 2018 22:34
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:there are concerts, symphonies even, where this happens. I like to go to a Berlioz concert and yell "GET IN THE HOLE!"
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Jan 30, 2018 22:41
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CerealCrunch posted:I like to go to a Berlioz concert and yell "GET IN THE HOLE!" Stop hectoring
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trickybiscuits posted:Mom dies of flu after concerns over medication side effects This one is on the doctor, he told her the side effects of Tamiflu are often worse than the flu itself. That doctor essentially discouraged her from taking the drug.
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