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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

GalacticAcid posted:

lol it was "let's dispel with this fiction"

holy poo poo I'd forgotten about this

you mother get up come on dispel with this fiction
you fucker get up come on dispel with this fiction

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Ol Standard Retard posted:

holy poo poo I'd forgotten about this

you mother get up come on dispel with this fiction
you fucker get up come on dispel with this fiction

maga is the gift that has been given 2 me

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
i remember thinking it was a real solid own that a national figurehead like rubio couldn't correctlay articulate the figure of speech because it's either "dispense with" or "dispel (object i.e. myth) and im gonna go gpour a lmarge glass of mezcal rn

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Ol Standard Retard posted:

i remember thinking it was a real solid own that a national figurehead like rubio couldn't correctlay articulate the figure of speech because it's either "dispense with" or "dispel (object i.e. myth) and im gonna go gpour a lmarge glass of mezcal rn

shortly thereafter chris christie cyberbullied marco rubio live on stage lmao ending both of their presidential ambitions

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

that time the supreme court took an isolated specific case on political contributions and decided to blanket legalize all dark money everywhere for giggles

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
sarah palin made lisa ann the biggest porn star in the world and now she presents live sports lol

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Sarah Palin is a real person who exists

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
The intensity of Palin’s temper was first described to me in such extreme terms that I couldn’t help but wonder if it might be exaggerated, until I heard corroborating tales of outbursts dating back to her days as mayor of Wasilla and before. One friend of the Palins’ remembers an argument between Sarah and Todd: “They took all the canned goods out of the pantry, then proceeded to throw them at each other. By the time they got done, the stainless-steel fridge looked like it had got shot up with a shotgun. Todd said, ‘I don’t know why I even waste my time trying to get nice things for you if you’re just going to ruin them.’ ” This friend adds, “As soon as she enters her property and the door closes, even the insects in that house cringe. She has a horrible temper, but she has gotten away with it because she is a pretty woman.” (The friend elaborated on this last point: “Once, while Sarah was preparing for a city-council meeting, she said, ‘I’m gonna put on one of my push-up bras so I can get what I want tonight.’ That’s how she rolls.”)

When Palin was mayor, she made life for one low-level municipal employee so miserable that the woman quit her job, sought psychiatric counseling, and then left the state altogether to escape Palin’s sphere of influence—this according to one person with firsthand knowledge of the situation. The woman did not want to be found. When I finally tracked her down, her husband, who answered the phone, at first pretended that I had dialed the wrong number and that the word “Wasilla” had no meaning to him. Palin’s former personal assistants all refused to comment on the record for this story, some citing a fear of reprisal. Others who have worked with Palin recall that, when she feels threatened, she does not hesitate to wield some version of a signature threat: “I have the power to ruin you.”

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
lol where was that published

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
here you go

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
the supreme geniuses behind Hillary Clinton’s campaign saw all these bullshit stories and their solution was verrit.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

zegermans posted:

that time the supreme court took an isolated specific case on political contributions and decided to blanket legalize all dark money everywhere for giggles

this isn't a comment on your post but I love your new av that I assume someone else bought for you

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

crazy cloud posted:

shortly thereafter chris christie cyberbullied marco rubio live on stage lmao ending both of their presidential ambitions

i hadn't thought of chris christie obsequiously acquiring hamburgers for Strong Daddy Trump's 4 big mac a day diet in months

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

zeal posted:

i hadn't thought of chris christie obsequiously acquiring hamburgers for Strong Daddy Trump's 4 big mac a day diet in months

hahaha me neither drat

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Ol Standard Retard posted:

i remember thinking it was a real solid own that a national figurehead like rubio couldn't correctlay articulate the figure of speech because it's either "dispense with" or "dispel (object i.e. myth) and im gonna go gpour a lmarge glass of mezcal rn

that was still amazing, in a normal election year it would be talked about for the next 10 years or something in 2016 it was forgotten in like a week

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Filthy Hans posted:

[timg]https://imgur.com/ohfsFWR.jpg[[/timg]

This is from pages ago but when I was studying martial arts as a kid I saw this in the lobby where I went for lessons and it's really odd to see it again.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

crazy cloud posted:

shortly thereafter chris christie cyberbullied marco rubio live on stage lmao ending both of their presidential ambitions
People (probably including Christie) thought he'd just secured a post in Trump's cabinet right there and then, but it ended up with

zeal posted:

christie obsequiously acquiring hamburgers for Strong Daddy Trump's 4 big mac a day diet

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

frankenfreak posted:

People (probably including Christie) thought he'd just secured a post in Trump's cabinet right there and then, but it ended up with

The best thing about trump is the fact that he has absolutely no sense of loyalty to anyone outside of his family, watching him ghost on Republican rear end kissers will never not be funny

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/richard_kyanka/status/958045805432197120

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
and spent like 20 minutes reading along after being told lol

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and spent like 20 minutes reading along after being told lol

tbf id want to know what happened to the goats too

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I remember his thousand-yard stare after he's told it happened and you can almost hear his brain aching to understand what he's just been told.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Fred Thompson ran for President

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://i.imgur.com/wnDZ0G6.mp4

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dreddout posted:

The best thing about trump is the fact that he has absolutely no sense of loyalty to anyone outside of his family, watching him ghost on Republican rear end kissers will never not be funny

even within his family, he'll happily ratfuck his siblings, their children, and sometimes his own children if they were from the wrong mom, like Tiffany

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Kevin McCarthy was in line to be speaker of the house but the Freedom Caucus threatened to expose his affair so the only compromise they came up with was Paul Ryan

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.


I love this video but that video description. :stare:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pCF8ERAVME

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/282150921645981696

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
My son International Space Station

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

frankenfreak posted:

I remember his thousand-yard stare after he's told it happened and you can almost hear his brain aching to understand what he's just been told.

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer

Kurt Eichenwald's Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and spent like 20 minutes reading along after being told lol

the only good thing bush ever did

thread: mra bernie porn

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

gradenko_2000 posted:

Fred Thompson ran for President

he was considered one of the 2008 favorites at the time when the mccain campaign was in the shitter too, even being on second in the polls iirc

herman cain was first in the polls for awhile too

hell, even donald loving trump lead for a long time in 2015 believe it or not but idk what happened after that

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/678960647497887745

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

trotsky self-owning so bad he had to flee to mexico

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


The onion I think hit its peak during the 2000 recount.

https://politics.theonion.com/clinton-declares-self-president-for-life-1819565819

Proust Malone has issued a correction as of 04:53 on Feb 2, 2018

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Hilario Baldness posted:

Kurt Eichenwald's Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse

I JUST remembered I made this joke when that first broke:

GalacticAcid posted:

The Dream of the Fisherman's Kung Fu Sons

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


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Aug 6, 2012


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