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The state of our Union is
This poll is closed.
STRONG 3 1.16%
GREAT AGAIN 12 4.63%
bad?? 30 11.58%
succ 57 22.01%
TRUMP 67 25.87%
*shuddering and weeping* 90 34.75%
Total: 259 votes
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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

don't cry bb

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
oops lol

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
cory in the house

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
ALL AMERICAN WORKER

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

meh

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

"steve you got any blacks working for you?"

"yeah one"

"bring him along!"

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

hi cory

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
this episode of Corey in the House took a strange turn

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

apatheticman posted:

I hope America dies

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
trump is really unhinged at thsis rally

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

I feel like you've said this already.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

meh

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
trump gonna start handin out juice boxes

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

he forgot the name "steve" didn't he?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
A bottle of horse tranquilizers with "PRESIDENTIAL PILLS" written on the side

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Hey it’s a black person being applauded. Drink twice.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Gringostar posted:

i really want a story tomorrow that says trumps ratings for his first sotu were lower than obamas first sotu

because that's all our piss brained president cares about

There is no way Trump beats 52+ million viewers, so that'll be fun.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:eyepop: never seen this one

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
He's got another Black friend! Omarosa has been replaced. I'm sure she's crying alone in a dark room.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

meh

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
thanks to our tax cut they could hire a group of toughs to beat the neighboring businessman into a coma. now they are firebombing the neighborhood in an attempt to distract everyone while they expand.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Trump: "Cory, please stand."

Congress: "I AM SPARTACUS"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
he's feelin' good now. got the hands goin'. trump's hittin' his groove.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
tim kaine decorous as gently caress

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Lastgirl posted:

im the mic going CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP

Pence eventually stops being able to stand up, for fear of exposing his erection.

Sidda
Oct 14, 2012

Haha welding

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

MadJackal posted:

Hey it’s a black person being applauded. Drink twice.

way ahead of ya

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

meh

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

I sometimes think that I don't have any cool addictions that allow me to cope with this poo poo but then.... Masturbation.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Apocalypse posted:

He's got another Black friend! Omarosa has been replaced. I'm sure she's crying alone in a dark room.

nah, she's getting ready to do big brother

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Joementum posted:

he's feelin' good now. got the hands goin'. trump's hittin' his groove.

this is what he lives for

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Lol I was told that by the guys name I just said a few seconds ago but can't remember mow

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

meh

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

the Adlibs are slowly but surely coming

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

idk if mentioning "dreaming" is such a good thing rn

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

This is my moment? My moment?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

he's feelin' good now. got the hands goin'. trump's hittin' his groove.

he's not in his grove until he's talking about the wall

and how mexico is paying for it

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

god bless trumpy bear posted:

:eyepop: never seen this one

RARE TRUMP

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