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The state of our Union is
This poll is closed.
STRONG 3 1.16%
GREAT AGAIN 12 4.63%
bad?? 30 11.58%
succ 57 22.01%
TRUMP 67 25.87%
*shuddering and weeping* 90 34.75%
Total: 259 votes
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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
STAND FOR THE ANTHEM

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Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
LOL! Let's decorate the graves of our brave young men and women who we sent to death over pointless, illegal wars! That makes it worth it!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

ohhhh man

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:

have you never watched a state of the union before you loving troglodyte

I've watched a SOTU before and the clapping's still unbelievably bad

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Oh god, his hatred of black people knows no bounds.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
hey gang, i was spending the weekend down at the graveyard and you wouldn't believe what i noticed about the graves!

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Inspector Hound posted:

Lmao Donald Trump is currently delivering the State of the Union, because Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America

hosed up if true

susan b buffering
Nov 14, 2016

lol yesssssssss

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress that whole room for standing up to applaud that bullshit.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
holy poo poo, there's an nfl rant coming

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

PESTON

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Throb Robinson posted:

This kid is going to grow up with issues.

Nah he'll be like that kid who spoke at the GOP convention who immediately became super liberal when he finished puberty.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol standing for the anthem hahahahahahahaha

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Inspector Hound posted:

Lmao Donald Trump is currently delivering the State of the Union, because Putin has the pisstape

ftfy

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the only times melania has a sincere smile are when she interacts with children

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
im in the cspam thread making fun of a 12 year old. i'll admit it. this is trump's fault

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
NATIONAL ANTHEM

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:

i like how trump is slowly driving everyone insane by clapping directly into the mic

it owns

his clap technique.... there is no defense to it!!!!!

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
trump doesn't know what a joke is

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





GobiasIndustries posted:

I hate every single person who's cheering

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

juche avocado posted:

twelve year old from redding

what.... veterans' grades were not marked wit...

oh, graves, graves weren't marked with flags

:911:

sounds like that might be the fault of the people who maintain the graves

Wonder who that is

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?
HAhahaahahah dig at not standing ahahaha.

These fuckers and their paid patriotism bullshit.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

HAHA THAT KNEELING DIG

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
im startin to think that other country's stereotypes about america clapping at everything is true and real

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
gently caress yeah, there it is

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Chucklefuck hasn't looked away from the teleprompter for more than a few words during any given sentence. He has 0% of this memorized

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
bone spurs



*standing ovation*

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

give me a usa chant

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Pancakes posted:

Oh god, his hatred of black people knows no bounds.

It would be so much more palatable if he was just overtly racist instead of the bullshit way he does it.

The Bold Kobold
Aug 11, 2014

Bold to the point of certain death.
What loyalty?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
*lil preston's mud caked hands clawing at a grave*
I hear em down there, screaming...they're screaming for me to join them!

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
AmeriCLAPS

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

hahahahahahahahaha Gorsuch

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
this is full on goddamn fascist oh my gently caress

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Joementum posted:

if you spend that much time next to graves and you're not goth, seek care

That's right you fuckers, free pass

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

hell yes, nice

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Kagan & Breyer looking pretty uncomfortable there.

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

AS WRITTEN :yooge:

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