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The state of our Union is
This poll is closed.
STRONG 3 1.16%
GREAT AGAIN 12 4.63%
bad?? 30 11.58%
succ 57 22.01%
TRUMP 67 25.87%
*shuddering and weeping* 90 34.75%
Total: 259 votes
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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
every 5 minutes i tune back in and he ahs a new prop

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

steal coal

WASNT CLEAN COAL!!!!

NOT CLEAN COAL, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

SHOULD HAVE STOLEN CLEAN COAL

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
He tried to steal BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





yr not gonna seriously have me believe that blog was a cia counterintel op

Sidda
Oct 14, 2012

Alright this is uncomfortable time to get another beer

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

SKULL.GIF posted:

WHAT AR ETHEY EVEN CELEBRATING

"thank you. thank you so mcuh."

FOR WHAT

excuse me

you will respect the norms

by clapping aggressively at the bereaved :911:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
surprise guest is a coal thief

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
So is this the record breaking for duration?

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
tried to steal some beautiful, wonderful coal

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
ottoman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wE-8lMgGJY

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
:stare:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
lmfao they did NOT eat dirt

Sidda
Oct 14, 2012

Oh gently caress wait is this the special guest

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

How long did he practice Gee Sung Ho

it's spelled out super duper phonetically on the telepormpter

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gonna be weird explaining to my wife that mixnine will be cancelled due to south korea being completely flattened via artillery

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I would have thought the train running over his legs would have taken care of the amputations.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

stole beautiful coal and cleaned it

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Live look of the face of a man reliving his traumatic experience

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
wow trump endorsing a thief????

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
your son died 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

he died 👏👏👏

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏died 👏👏👏

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
oh my god this is loving horrible gently caress you Trump for telling this story.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



My next guest is a Stump that eats dirt.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
otto cleancoal

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





*still manages to say cweed in my own first language*

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
what the gently caress is the law and order president doing encouraging a coal thief

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

lmao what? christians? who gives a gently caress about any of this? i dont give a rats rear end about this poo poo

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

UFOTacoMan posted:

this is hosed

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

caberham posted:

So is this the record breaking for duration?

yugest sotu

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

he came to the US via rocket

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

What the gently caress

Trump is the worst storyteller when it comes to anything of actual consequence

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Yinlock posted:

hasn't he talked about himself enough

lol

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

these people didn't even do anything, they just suffered.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





oh my god

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

surprise guest: jeb!, having unlocked his new and most powerful form yet, powered by the endless clapping

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


just lol that the sotu is now crazy grandpa's story hour

Sidda
Oct 14, 2012

Lastgirl posted:

your son died 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

he died 👏👏👏

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏died 👏👏👏

Pls stand

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
He then endured multiple amputations without anything.

... to dull the pain and the hurt.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
will manchin clap for the coal thief?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

GobiasIndustries posted:

oh my god this is loving horrible gently caress you Trump for telling this story.

Where does he even find these sad minority chuds

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

your son died 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

he died 👏👏👏

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏died 👏👏👏

im dying

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