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Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Welp, we are doomed.

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Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
Teleprompter-in-chief does it again!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Dr Strangepants posted:

the one who stole the heroin baby

wait, what???

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

SpazForPickles posted:

Is chanting "USA" typical for a SOTU address?

We would've also accepted "SEC".

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Applesnots posted:

Welp, we are doomed.

:yeah:

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





https://www.c-span.org/video/?439496-1/president-trump-delivers-state-union-address&live

Reminder that CSPAN airs callers and tweets. It's the good poo poo

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

its okay, god ok'd it

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

So who is saying he's presidential??? Man up bitches.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
:eyepop:

Holy poo poo, Turtle man McConnell in profile, and he really doesn't have a loving chin

:eyepop:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Lpzie posted:

So who is saying he's presidential??? Man up bitches.

How long until Clizza writes a listicle about the 10 most presidential things Trump did tonight?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Lpzie posted:

So who is saying he's presidential??? Man up bitches.

MSNBC whoever is on that poo poo

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
My internet cut out for a moment... is that it? I thought it was going to be longer? How did it end?

Bagsack
Mar 29, 2007

I'm a fucking lobster
Welp, that was basically just 80 minutes of clapping and sniffing with absolutely nothing of any substance being said.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Dr Strangepants posted:

My internet cut out for a moment... is that it? I thought it was going to be longer? How did it end?

He managed to stop talking before the full-on slur hit, but just barely

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Dr Strangepants posted:

My internet cut out for a moment... is that it? I thought it was going to be longer? How did it end?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1FFVWEQnSM&t=3s

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Is there a video of the whole thing up yet?

I want to see if i was just hearing things or if someone in the audience did in fact WOOO when Trump said he was gonna kick off nuke building.

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!

gently caress

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
War with NK inevitable. Them playing nice with SK set Donny off

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/958538956831825921?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Oh! It is still going, loving those natural locks of hair that do not resemble a hat.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Bagsack posted:

Welp, that was basically just 80 minutes of clapping and sniffing with absolutely nothing of any substance being said.

Almost as if it's some kind of analogy for something.....

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
I hope they book he signed was actually Fire And Fury with a false jacket on it.


Looking forward to his angry post-SOTU dump tweets

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

So who wrote the speech for him?

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
So that 90 minute speech, read by a normal human, would last about 15 minutes.

SpazForPickles
Oct 7, 2005
Guys, I'm a little concerned for your country.
Not only do you have a retard as President (who apparently needs his audience to applaud and give him standing ovations after every loving sentence to keep his attention on his own loving speech), but now I'm watching a bunch of people talking about how wonderful he did and how great this speech was.

Lol

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

brylcreem posted:

No, see God told him to do it so it was okay :confuoot:

I looked it up and the woman is still homeless. They took her baby and left her on the streets. But they started her a GoFundMe :lol:

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

nooneofconsequence posted:

I looked it up and the woman is still homeless. They took her baby and left her on the streets. But they started her a GoFundMe :lol:

:hmbol:

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Just as it says in the Bible

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

nooneofconsequence posted:

I looked it up and the woman is still homeless. They took her baby and left her on the streets. But they started her a GoFundMe :lol:

They tried to get the parents into treatment but they left voluntarily, she's homeless because she couldn't handle rehab. It's about the most unshitty part of that whole speech

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Mike pence making his patented mike pence face the whole time really distracted me

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
Kennedy Joe's jowl lines are shiny as gently caress, wow

Deomcratic response is now

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I'm watching vampire Kennedy on CBS lol

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

nooneofconsequence posted:

I looked it up and the woman is still homeless. They took her baby and left her on the streets. But they started her a GoFundMe :lol:

That's a spicy lol

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"


thatguy posted:

They tried to get the parents into treatment but they left voluntarily, she's homeless because she couldn't handle rehab. It's about the most unshitty part of that whole speech

Who set up the GoFund me? Giving someone this addicted money is not the way to give them help

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
he's got that huge presidential Kennedy head.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





This poetry jam performance is p good

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Kennedy overdid it on the Carmex


That said, this speech is so far so good

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

uber_stoat posted:

he's got that huge presidential Kennedy head.

You think that evolution/ natural selection would have solved that ;__;

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brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
He's got a big old hard on for the presidency, lol

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