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my friend with benefits is, her word, "bleeding", and offered an alternative i was not prepared for i don't get butt stuff, and i mean that in at least two senses /e 
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FFT posted:my friend with benefits is, her word, "bleeding", and offered an alternative i was not prepared for I'm afraid to ask what the dog has to do with your FWP. I hope it's not part of your solution.
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Jan 26, 2018 09:25
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Everything about moving house loving suuuuucks.
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Jan 26, 2018 17:05
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AlphaKretin posted:Everything about moving house loving suuuuucks.  I'm waiting for our ReloCubes to be delivered today. I just want them to show up already so I can start filling them. I hate staring at a bunch of boxes and containers sitting around our apartment. It makes me feel like I haven't gotten anything done. I just hope that we'll be in the new place for longer this time. We've moved 6 times in the last 7 years. I just want some stability already.
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Jan 26, 2018 17:16
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The guys at the closest store consistently shelve my favorite brand of cookies too roughly and they get broken. I have to: 1. Walk 10 minutes to the other store or 2. Settle for my second favorite brand of cookies or 3. Try to enjoy my cookies even though they're broken in two or three pieces. Whatever I chose it feels like my day is ruined. This might be peak FWP.
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Jan 26, 2018 23:34
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too nervous to make a phonecall on the iPhone that costed several hundred dollars that I voluntarily spent on it just for fun
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Jan 27, 2018 00:44
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MisterBibs posted:Sequel to the earlier FWP: ever since that coughing fit the other night, I've had what can only be described as a low-level asthma attack going on, and my heart rate is enough-to-notice elevated. Go to the doctor.
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Jan 27, 2018 04:59
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My dumb rear end thought eating a TV dinner of stuffed peppers in tomato sauce in bed was a good idea, and guess what: I spilled it on my WHITE sheets. I washed them in bleach TWICE and the orange stain is still there. I am extremely upset. Like, really upset. How do hospitals and hotels get crazy stains out of their sheets/clothes/etc? I am very sad 
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Jan 27, 2018 06:50
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Thin Privilege posted:My dumb rear end thought eating a TV dinner of stuffed peppers in tomato sauce in bed was a good idea, and guess what: I spilled it on my WHITE sheets. I washed them in bleach TWICE and the orange stain is still there. I am extremely upset. Like, really upset. How do hospitals and hotels get crazy stains out of their sheets/clothes/etc? I am very sad Oxyclean, my dude.
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Jan 27, 2018 07:15
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Poldarn posted:Oxyclean, my dude. I will look into this. My blankets are sad.
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Jan 27, 2018 17:51
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I just spent like 15 minutes browsing a wholesale bearing ball dealers website instead of working on a thing I need to write. I have no use for or even any reason at all to be researching bearing balls.
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Jan 28, 2018 01:32
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ive lost like 50 poinds in the last year and now all my shirts are too big. i dont want to go buy a shitload of clothes because i still have another 50 to lose, but i feel like a toddler wearing his dads clothes.
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Jan 28, 2018 12:21
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Poldarn posted:Oxyclean, my dude. This is my favorite First World Solution. I use half a scoop on every laundry load. It gets old coffee and tea stains out of mugs. It cleans my sink and garbage disposal. Just about any non-chemical stain comes right out.
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Jan 28, 2018 21:04
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kreyla posted:This is my favorite First World Solution. I use half a scoop on every laundry load. It gets old coffee and tea stains out of mugs. It cleans my sink and garbage disposal. Just about any non-chemical stain comes right out. Huh. My favorite hoodie has a mysterious stain right at nipple level that appeared after the first wash. I assume it's grease or something since I am a dude, I don't lactate and the drat thing won't come out.
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Jan 28, 2018 22:24
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Since it removes blood and grease, it will probably also remove signs of your late night brain feast.
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Jan 28, 2018 22:59
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funmanguy posted:ive lost like 50 poinds in the last year and now all my shirts are too big. i dont want to go buy a shitload of clothes because i still have another 50 to lose, but i feel like a toddler wearing his dads clothes. Same  I'm worried that if I buy new clothes that fit me it'll curse me to gain back a bunch of weight but my current clothes are so baggy it's ridiculous.
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Jan 29, 2018 00:54
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Trying to sleep with a wrist brace on and it isn't comfortable. Then my cat attacked my husband's arm and said cat ended up launching off the bed via my face so now I'm also trying to sleep with a pulsing scratch on my cheek.
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Jan 29, 2018 11:00
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finally got a job after all this time, went in for my first day, forgot I needed my actual social security card, asked my husband to find it and he couldn't, I come home after my shift and we look everywhere and still can't find it I go to the website to apply for a new one and it locks me out for 24 hours because I put my current home address instead of the one my original card was sent to over two decades ago, I guess I want to cry
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Jan 29, 2018 19:57
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I'm very sore today from all the packing I did over the weekend.The Snoo posted:finally got a job after all this time, went in for my first day, forgot I needed my actual social security card, asked my husband to find it and he couldn't, I come home after my shift and we look everywhere and still can't find it Social security cards are the very concept of "can't find it when you need it" given physical form. The last time we had to dig ours out of wherever the hell we put them, we made sure to put them in an envelope, label the envelope, and put the envelope in a folder marked "REALLY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS" which goes in my main filing cabinet. I'm pretty sure the folder has decided to magically teleport to another file box somewhere by now.
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Jan 29, 2018 20:08
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DizzyBum posted:Social security cards are the very concept of "can't find it when you need it" given physical form. The last time we had to dig ours out of wherever the hell we put them, we made sure to put them in an envelope, label the envelope, and put the envelope in a folder marked "REALLY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS" which goes in my main filing cabinet. I'm pretty sure the folder has decided to magically teleport to another file box somewhere by now. my mom saved my rear end in under an hour bc (thank god) there's a social security office 15 minutes away and she was able to come get me and take me before they closed, and I got a receipt that I can use for now until I get the card in a week. once I get it and I'm done using it, I'm gonna reorganize all of our files and get a safer place to keep them all. first world non-problem: the DMV-esque social security office was pleasantly fast and easy and I was done in like 20 minutes
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Jan 29, 2018 21:54
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The job I quit from that I realized is super sketchy won’t give me a W2. They say “2weeks”. It’s literaly illegal to not give them to me by Wednesday. I know the steps to take and oh boy am I going to talk to the IRS. I want to file my drat taxes even though I OWE money. As a comparison, my other job gave it to me Jan 8th.
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Jan 29, 2018 21:59
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I posted some dumb throwaway comments in a twitter thread about the latest crypto coin rip off and now my mentions are a nonstop torrent of the worst internet nerd arguments
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Jan 29, 2018 23:13
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Today I was told that I will be judged by my actions and my superiors will be judged by their intentions. I always knew but it's amazing to hear it.
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Jan 30, 2018 00:21
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Bought almost 10 grand of stocks (SP 500 mutual fund) and I'm a little nervous because the US stock market is at an all time high and the only place it can go right now is down. But people have been saying that the past 6 years.
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Jan 30, 2018 02:41
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Inzombiac posted:Today I was told that I will be judged by my actions and my superiors will be judged by their intentions. Wait until you get judged by your superiors' actions. While they don't. Never forget that poo poo rolls downhill. Anybody above you that can pass the blame absolutely will.
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Jan 30, 2018 02:42
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I spent all day yesterday sliding on waterslides and now my face is sunburned
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Jan 30, 2018 05:14
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Brain: You know what, you had a slightly-bigger-than-normal dinner and a decent snack or two afterwards. Good job, but we're done for the night, okay? Mouth: Yeah yeah but you know what would be really awesome right now? The taste of some ice cold water! Lots of it! Brain: Sure, it'd be nice, but I'm pretty sure we're full up on- Mouth: And some nice pretzels! We just bought a big bag the other day, and- Brain: WE ARE FULL what is wrong with you
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Jan 30, 2018 05:23
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MisterBibs posted:Brain: You know what, you had a slightly-bigger-than-normal dinner and a decent snack or two afterwards. Good job, but we're done for the night, okay? This is me  I'm having such a hard goddamn time dieting because of it.
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Jan 30, 2018 05:58
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I way overpacked for a business trip I'm on for a month and it's not even that cold  Also, most of my streaming services don't work here
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Jan 30, 2018 19:01
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For the past ~6mo or so, a very specific chunk of my apartment gets really bad call signal. I've lived here for nearly five, now. What the gently caress.
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Jan 31, 2018 00:16
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New amplifier for my TV speakers was delivered today but the manufacturer omitted a simple but crucial component - the AC input cord. Since it was a third-party seller Amazon can't just do a straight up exchange and now I have to return the whole thing and re-buy it.
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Jan 31, 2018 03:57
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My president is a huge loving idiot.
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Jan 31, 2018 04:13
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The bag of ‘Salt and Balsamic Vinegar’ potato chips I bought for lunch had no flavouring in it (not even a hint of salt). Guess I know why it was on special.
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Jan 31, 2018 04:49
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I sat around waiting for a combined hour-and-a-half at the police station and VicRoads just to submit a form and get my photo taken.
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Jan 31, 2018 08:08
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There is a group of old unemployed dudes across from my place that stand on the curb and smoke all day. They're gross but actually kinda nice. I saw them yell at and chase down a dude trying to steal something out of a car. Pretty scary to have six old meth-mouth chasing you. That being said, two of them have real bad smokers coughs. You know they kind that has evolved beyond a cough and is more like a scream? I normally can't hear them from inside unless they stand in this one spot. Now that is their favorite spot. They are nice old dudes with nothing to do so I don't want to blow up their spot, y'know?
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Jan 31, 2018 09:07
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only hit an 85% production standard today at the factory whereas it would be better to be at about 95%
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Jan 31, 2018 12:30
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My favorite mechanical keyboard has died so now I have to either find a way to fix it or spend more money than I want to replace it, meanwhile the spare keyboard I have to use feels like typing on fresh horse manure.
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Jan 31, 2018 12:55
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Inzombiac posted:My president is a huge loving idiot. And congressional republicans are riding him like a mechanical bull at a country & western dive.
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Jan 31, 2018 15:04
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I had to have a tooth pulled and the pain meds aren't working and everything hurts and aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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They didn't give you vicodin? It's the best part of getting my wisdom teeth pulled.
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