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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

I once found a spar that sold those really nice cheap fruit chewy things you used to get in huge bags when people can back from spain or wherever but I can't find them since.
There was a Spar near here that sold droewors and it was the only place that did that wasn't a specialist butcher.

Then they stopped because of a change of ownership due to selling poo poo past sell-by or something, but I think if anything is immune to that it's droewors.

e: 1995 - The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh visit South Africa for the first time, after all that racism stuff got a bit less formal and just casual.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Jan 31, 2018

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Coohoolin posted:

Sure, never mind the paups starving to death and killing themselves because we've removed every last shred of dignity from them, do know how evil veal is??

What kind of non-sequiter is this?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

forkboy84 posted:

What kind of non-sequiter is this?

Eh it's a thing I've noticed too, there was a thing on the radio the other day about how people are incensed up here cos the coppers shot a dog. Nevermind all the other poo poo the coppers get up to can't have them shooting dogs that's terrible.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


forkboy84 posted:

What kind of non-sequiter is this?

That middle class boujies have no problem whatsoever voting for the carnival of horror of Cameron/May and tutting at people to bootstrap, but the moment they see a picture of a calf they can't wait to throw money at it?

At least, I assume.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005
OK WTF -

https://twitter.com/imrichardmorris/status/958726108815544321

Minister resigns as he is not allowed to answer a question.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


^^ Is he the last good man of the government or wtf is going on?

Seriously, listen to some of the Carrie Gracie / BBC pay equality hearing. She's a Class A Good Egg.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Coohoolin posted:

Corn on the cob is delicious, just roll it in butter and salt it.
:goonsay:

just admit you like the taste of salt & butter

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

ukle posted:

OK WTF -

https://twitter.com/imrichardmorris/status/958726108815544321

Minister resigns as he is not allowed to answer a question.

You know when you're at a party you don't want to be at, but you need an excuse to bail so you don't offend the hosts? This is that.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

feedmegin posted:

Waitrose sells veal.

Err, or so a posh acquaintance told me. *shifty look*

Also I horrified my ex in laws once by putting ketchup on corn on the cob. They asked me if it was a British thing and I had to explain no it was just a me thing v0v

The nearest Waitrose is in Edinburgh. I just want to be able to decide to make saltimbocca or wienerschnitzel or geschnetzeltes for dinner and be able to go buy fillets right then and there.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Coohoolin posted:

The nearest Waitrose is in Edinburgh. I just want to be able to decide to make saltimbocca or wienerschnitzel or geschnetzeltes for dinner and be able to go buy fillets right then and there.

Gesundheit.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Not Operator posted:

You know when you're at a party you don't want to be at, but you need an excuse to bail so you don't offend the hosts? This is that.

Yes, really does seem like he was using it as an excuse to get the hell out of this mess.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

OwlFancier posted:

Gesundheit.

It's the best loving thing. Veal strips, mushrooms, white wine, cream.

http://www.about.ch/culture/food/zuercher_geschnetzeltes.html

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

ookiimarukochan posted:

Fairly sure that Virgin aren't PPPoE or is there something I'm missing here?

The ex-C&W bits of Virgin's network were still using PPPoA until they got properly DOCSISed, Virgin are the only exceptions to the PPPoE hegemony I was referring to, but that's less than 10% of the home internet connections in the UK.

Thanks Ants posted:

VDSL and ADSL is all PPP still. Not sure if any GPON providers use it or if they're all just straight Ethernet.

Not sure what Virgin are using now but all of the other home fibre providers (whether resold Openreach or running their own fibre) use PPPoE for user authentication and accounting because that's what the PEs speak and why bother changing that around at this point? I suppose pure-fibre providers like Hyperoptic *might* be using something else but a) they're rounding errors and b) PPPoWhatever has loads of useful stuff beyonf the basics.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


In the UK retailers need to be registered to sell game meats.

The biggest Tesco's all are I think, but they don't typically have the butchers cut to order, it's a 3rd party that packages it up and is found in the normal meat aisle.

Get in touch with a local reserve, see if the game keeper can get you a supply.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

OwlFancier posted:

I once found a spar that sold those really nice cheap fruit chewy things you used to get in huge bags when people can back from spain or wherever but I can't find them since.


Evil or not it's pretty boojie.

Eat liver instead. 70p for all the offal you can shovel into your gob.



Liver paté, popular on scandinavian sandwiches :yum:

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


mehall posted:

Get in touch with a local reserve, see if the game keeper can get you a supply.

Game keepers or beaters are definitely the best; they might be able to supply you for a few quid instead of the huge markup on game once it hits the supermarkets.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Coohoolin posted:

I think the turning point was when I was around 14 or so and ordered veal carpaccio, not knowing what it was. It came on a bed of rocket and a delicious balsamic drizzle, gently spiced with rock salt and some other condiments. Blew my mind.
Mine was when I was eating with some German colleagues. One of them suggested something, the other said he's just joking, that's a regional delicacy, a chef served it to Margaret Thatcher once and she threw up when they told her what it was. Obviously no UKMT poster could resist, and it turned out to be delicious.

Since then I just order whatever thing I don't know what it is.

Also, nobody tell people who are finicky about veal what makes the dairy industry economically viable, what with half of all calves being male.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:



Liver paté, popular on scandinavian sandwiches :yum:

I didn't know you ate solid blocks of corned beef with pate on them in scandinavia.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Coohoolin posted:

Sure, never mind the paups starving to death and killing themselves because we've removed every last shred of dignity from them, do know how evil veal is??

I am a paup who gets regularly humiliated and impoverished by the DWP and do you know what? I am not an excuse for you to eat veal, you arsehole.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

OwlFancier posted:

I didn't know you ate solid blocks of corned beef with pate on them in scandinavia.

What, that brown rye bread? You don't got rye bread?

It's not great tbh

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Thanks Ants posted:

VDSL and ADSL is all PPP still. Not sure if any GPON providers use it or if they're all just straight Ethernet.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

The ex-C&W bits of Virgin's network were still using PPPoA until they got properly DOCSISed, Virgin are the only exceptions to the PPPoE hegemony I was referring to, but that's less than 10% of the home internet connections in the UK.

Unsure if reading UKMT or Middle East thread.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

What, that brown rye bread? You don't got rye bread?

It's not great tbh

The weirdest thing about German food is that they're proud of their bread.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

feedmegin posted:

They also have 'English cucumbers' which are the proper sort we eat, fortunately. The tricky bit when I first moved there was finding decent cheddar and some salad cream to make a proper cheese and cucumber sandwich.

Also, I'll take jokes about British cuisine from a French guy, I guess, but it's always some yank. Like, you lot invented McDonalds. Then you invented cut price knock offs of McDonalds like Hot'n'Now. You lot have zero room for posturing.
Yes. American food is plasticised cheese that you squeeze out of tubes, they are the last people we should be listening to on the subject of gastronomy

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

What, that brown rye bread? You don't got rye bread?

It's not great tbh

Probably it just really looks like a slab of corned beef.

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Obliterati posted:

Learn java script: I'm getting recruiters chasing me today to be a Node.JS consultant at what is, frankly, utterly stupid money. I am not worthy of these sums and, with a token project or two on GitHub, so can you!

Downside: job is in Leeds.

Mate, recruiters are bottom feeding scum. They are not associated with the companies they're trying to "line you up for" in any way, they just dredge job boards and programmer contacts and then try to get in between column A and column B to make a commission.

If you get an email from somebody with @companyyouactuallywanttoworkfor.com on the end then that's a different story, of course.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Oh dear me posted:

I am a paup who gets regularly humiliated and impoverished by the DWP and do you know what? I am not an excuse for you to eat veal, you arsehole.

It's no worse than any other meat.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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OwlFancier posted:

Unsure if reading UKMT or Middle East thread.

Give it another few years and the various different alphabet groups will be fighting here too!

Saying that, are people getting confused between veal and venison?

Also is anyone high up in the Labour party able/likely to give us updates at what happens on the away weekend in February that a lot of the Labour bods are going along to?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Borrovan posted:

Also, nobody tell people who are finicky about veal what makes the dairy industry economically viable, what with half of all calves being male.

Further to my previous post: veganism is p cool

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Does anyone have Kapparomeo's epic pre-prepared smugpost from when Corbyn won the leadership election saved?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

What, that brown rye bread? You don't got rye bread?

It's not great tbh

You can get it in Lidl and places I think but yeah, it's not what I would choose

Rye bread that is like normal bread (leavened and mixed with wheat flour) loving rules though

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Josef bugman posted:

Saying that, are people getting confused between veal and venison?

The UK has a thing about eating babby cows, I dunno why unless they pulverize them live or something, meat involves killing animals.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Veal calves are kept in very confined spaces and aren't ever fed solid food (when they should be). It's why the meat's so tender.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Coohoolin posted:

It's no worse than any other meat.

a) I think it is, b) I am a vegetarian, and c) I don't care what you decide about the ethics of eating anything, just don't wave your supposed concern for paups around like some kind of get-out-of-opprobrium-free pass.

Oh dear me fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Jan 31, 2018

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

OwlFancier posted:

The UK has a thing about eating babby cows, I dunno why unless they pulverize them live or something, meat involves killing animals.

I was told there was a moral outrage campaign over white veal (the really nasty one where the calf is kept forcibly upright to tenderise the meat as much as possible) which to lead to the outright abandonment of white and red veal (the normal one where the calf is raised the same as any other livestock). Maybe I'm just weirdly lacking in animal empathy though because I really want to try ortolans- the meal where you cloak your head with the napkin to hide your shame from God (as well as keep the aromas from escaping).

In related news, I think Switzerland is updating its animal cruelty laws in accordance with new science about conscience in animals and you can no longer boil lobster alive (it has to be stunned or taken out first).

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Most people don't object to veal because it's calves, it's the same (correct) objection people have to battery chicken farming. If I could be sure that a veal calf hadn't been confined to a crate or similar totally unnecessary cruelty I'd have no more objection to eating it than I do for eating lamb.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Veal in this country generally refers to "white veal" i.e. the one where they are confined and fed only milk. You are starting to see move towards "young beef" now which is similar to red veal in a lot of ways, I don't think its widely available though.

Also another thread reminded me of an age old question: is there a worse UK accent than Nottingham? I say no, but that might be because I have to put up with it every day.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


For the love of Marx, can we please not descend into a meat vs. vegetarian vs. vegan debate? It's dull, lasts forever and doesn't change any minds.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Junior G-man posted:

That middle class boujies have no problem whatsoever voting for the carnival of horror of Cameron/May and tutting at people to bootstrap, but the moment they see a picture of a calf they can't wait to throw money at it?

At least, I assume.

Was more tickled at Oor Coohoolie, the bourgiest fucker in UKMT, lecturing others for trying to take away his veal on the basis that only the middle class care about animal welfare, it's such a loving dumb thing to say, even by the standards of our own William Wallace.

Also some of us are capable of caring about animal welfare and human welfare, it's a false scenario to suggest it's one or the other.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


...but caring about the former but not the latter is pretty obviously hypocritical, which I think is pretty much what he was saying. Also that he likes veal, I guess, but

Junior G-man posted:

For the love of Marx, can we please not descend into a meat vs. vegetarian vs. vegan debate? It's dull, lasts forever and doesn't change any minds.

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Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

forkboy84 posted:

Was more tickled at Oor Coohoolie, the bourgiest fucker in UKMT, lecturing others for trying to take away his veal on the basis that only the middle class care about animal welfare, it's such a loving dumb thing to say, even by the standards of our own William Wallace.

Also some of us are capable of caring about animal welfare and human welfare, it's a false scenario to suggest it's one or the other.

More of a snipe at the moral outrage brigade who always seem to be "i'm alright jack" tories that care more about the cutesy animals than the thousands dying but sure.

Also I reject the bourgiest fucker title, I have never participated in boating.

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