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You just don't name a baby Linda! There were four Jeffs in my grade. I'm from a town of fewer than 2000 people. Maybe I was born in the Jeff Belt and I never knew it?
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^  Sandwich Anarchist posted:Is anybody born a child and named Jeff? Or do they just change their name at 42 I think it’s like Linda. No children should be named Linda, it's the name of a 40 year old woman in HR who says "sigh, Mondays".... Nostalgia4Infinity has a new favorite as of 21:40 on Jan 31, 2018 |
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Jan 31, 2018 21:36
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Is anybody born a child and named Jeff? Or do they just change their name at 42 I used to have a coworker named Jeffery
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:ralphing This is a wonderful word that doesn't get enough use anymore, and I appreciate you using it
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Jan 31, 2018 21:53
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Imagine a baby named Gary. You can't, can you? There are no baby Garys. Garys emerge fully-formed from the ground as middle aged men. The female equivalent is Karen.
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Jan 31, 2018 22:04
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WescottF1 posted:The female equivalent is Karen. The manager at my old apartment was named Karen, I can confirm this. One day she had a baby and never returned, yet was still mysteriously the apartment manager.
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Jan 31, 2018 22:06
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Iron Crowned posted:I used to have a coworker named Jeffery Jeffery isn't "Jeff".
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Jeffery isn't "Jeff". He went by Jeff
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Jan 31, 2018 22:18
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I know an actual Geoff. I'm American and so is he.
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Jan 31, 2018 22:24
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I saw a toddler get called Gerald recently and it was the weirdest fuckin thing.
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Wasabi the J posted:I know an actual Geoff. gently caress, I'm reluctant to admit it, but I'm an actual Geoff.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:isn't this stuff centrally supplied from one of the oligopoly of like 4 suppliers who supply 95% of the school lunches in america yep, same people that supply all the prison food too. I grew up between Los Angeles and Dallas and the pizza was identical.
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Brawnfire posted:gently caress, I'm reluctant to admit it, but I'm an actual Geoff. Just say your parents are both into earth science.
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Jan 31, 2018 22:43
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We had good school pizza when I was in JK-Gr2, I believe they made it in house and it was actually slices, pizza shaped slices, not some godforsaken breadtangle Of course this was balanced out by the Chicken Ala King which I always resented and apparently called Chicken Ala Barf
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Jan 31, 2018 22:47
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I weep for everybody whose school pizza wasn't made by an actual pizza place.
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Jan 31, 2018 23:04
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Schubalts posted:I weep for everybody whose school pizza wasn't made by an actual pizza place. weep for us no longer, pizzatangles rule, and you'll never know that sweet industrial flavor they contain.
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I had two Geoffs and two Jeffs in my high school class of <150. And our school pizza was bland Sicilian-style. Go, Panthers!
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We had both kinds of pizza and those "cheeseburgers" that were totally just "beef-flavored" soy burgers topped with plastic cheese and steamed in a baggie. Yeah, that's right. My school served us steamed hams. They were mysteriously addictive, despite being nothing like a real cheeseburger. The only thing really worth eating were the potato wedges. Crispy skin dusted with cajun spices, fluffy white insides, god they were perfect. There was eventually a lunch lady assigned to do nothing but inspect our plates because we'd try and hide extra potato wedges under other foods so we wouldn't have to pay another 75 cents.
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Feb 1, 2018 00:47
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A rectangle pizza is called American pan pizza here.
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Feb 1, 2018 01:01
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I always like rectangle pizza day and would sometimes get double lunch that day for a whole like $3. I think ours was rectangle pizza and usually chips with a fruit cup and milk. 
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Feb 1, 2018 01:28
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this thread needs a pizzatangle vs. rich kid chain pizza at school poll
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Feb 1, 2018 01:35
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When I was growing up my Dad worked at a school and he could buy those pizzas by the case for a ridiculously cheap price, and it was awesome. Doctored up with some combo of pepperoni, mushrooms, and/or onions they made great late night snacks.
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Feb 1, 2018 01:36
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If you're dying to recreate rectangle pizza, now you can! 
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Feb 1, 2018 01:37
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Pretty sure it was this: https://www.foodservicedirect.com/product.cfm/p/191479/Schwans-Tonys-Smart-Pizza-Whole-Grain-Cheese-Pizza-4.6-Ounce-Mfg-78673.htm Less than 75c a serving!
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Haifisch posted:If you're dying to recreate rectangle pizza, now you can! Love the MRE speak naming, Pizza with cheese topping, what pizza doesn't have cheese? You could just say pizza, or cheese pizza if you're feeling...saucy.
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Feb 1, 2018 01:45
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LifeSunDeath posted:Love the MRE speak naming, Pizza with cheese topping, what pizza doesn't have cheese? You could just say pizza, or cheese pizza if you're feeling...saucy.
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Haifisch posted:Who doesn't want meat/meat alternate toppings on their pizza? 10 print MEAT 20 open MEATALTERNATIVE 30 goto 10
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Feb 1, 2018 01:50
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rhode island bread substance
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LifeSunDeath posted:this thread needs a pizzatangle vs. rich kid chain pizza at school poll My high school did both, they sold the rectangles most days and would do actual pizza once a week They also sold Pizza Hot Pockets in the cafeteria as well, so all three kinds of Institutional Pizza were represented at that school
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Feb 1, 2018 02:41
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Surely there must be frozen pizza brands that accurately replicate the cafeteria pizza experience.
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Feb 1, 2018 02:54
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maybe the absolute bottom of the barrel no name brands. my school pizza was "cheese and cheese substitute" flavored
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Semisponge posted:Surely there must be frozen pizza brands that accurately replicate the cafeteria pizza experience. there is in form, but never in flavor. the problem is the second you try and make it taste "good" it will never capture the OG taste.
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Feb 1, 2018 02:58
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I just remember the sauce being really sweet and the "cheese" sort of a tasteless semisolid mass. But that was a long fuckin time ago 
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Feb 1, 2018 03:16
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Celeste brand pizzas come pretty close in my opinion
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WescottF1 posted:The female equivalent is Karen. Not Esther?
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Schubalts posted:I weep for everybody whose school pizza wasn't made by an actual pizza place. Same. Our’s was from the local chain. Even better was the salad bar with a different hot item each day (broccoli cheese baked potato, nachos, taco salad, chili, etc) that you could drag through the garden or build a salad next to. After school we’d just go to the actual Barros and smoke blunts behind the store and then buy a few of the 25¢ slices left over from the lunch specials. I did get the cardboard crust, ketchup, cheese product “pizza” in MS though. So I know that taste. Now I work at a Title I HS as a teacher and I feel guilty for being such an ungrateful shithead when I was a teen. I cringe with every “tuna pocket” day during the morning announcements. The kitchen manager is actually a thoughtful, creative lady though and she tries her best with the budget when 98% of the student pop is free/reduced. Yesterday they intro’d a new monte christo made with French toast leftover from breakfast. 
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the frozen ellios pizzas are very close imo e: poo poo now I want some
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The lost, unobtainable and probably-best-left-in-the-past taste from my school cafeteria days is the pan of well-done hamburger patties kept simmering in a pan of ketchup water. Hamburger day was my favorite in grade school.
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I just had vivid flash backs to the 'breaded' 'cheese sticks' and 'marinara' sauce. I can taste them
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Now I'm having flashbacks to the school breadsticks, which were hard as a brick, tasted like cardboard that had gone slightly rancid somehow, and made kid me assume all breadsticks were awful for years.
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