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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

why is everyone such a loving retard

This is what happens when you don't take a knee

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

A Fancy Hat posted:

So even discounting those "not an official SOTU", Trump is full of poo poo. Plus there's the hilarious and deeply distressing fact that the President is most concerned with how many people watched the SOTU, officially turning our country into a reality show.

I wonder if anybody has told him that his funeral would probably get pretty high ratings, too. Maybe just nudge him along a bit?

I won't miss the State funeral for anything

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Random Stranger posted:

I can't believe the republicans took down the forums to prevent us from laughing at the memo.

The GOP's "Murder Train" rolls on, destroying SA servers. I wonder how many documents Trump and company used hammers and bleach on???

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/emilynussbaum/status/958897118982365184

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
God dammit every time I read a tweet from one of those trump bot accounts I get so loving mad.. gently caress Twitter forever for not implementing any kind of two factor authentication and more strict requirements.. :argh:

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004


"Loose Lips sinks Hicks" is a tighter headline

"Hope Hicks sinks dicks" probably wouldn't have made it past the editors.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

I know this is gonna look like we're destroying everything, don't worry about it.
We don't make mistakes, we have happy accidents.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Hope Hicks Sucks Dicks, would watch, she already has a porn name and is a dime. Too bad it's a cuckold porn with a generic brunette gal, some black dude that vaguely looks like Obama, and the actual Steven Miller forced to watch and they are all laughing at his small dick.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I wish there was a garbage truck conspiracy and I wish it was successful and I wish every dumb poo poo republican on that train and myself was dead.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Spent a few hours hitting random at WTF just happened?

so many forgotten lols, so glad its not happening to my country

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


tardwrangler posted:

Spent a few hours hitting random at WTF just happened?

so many forgotten lols, so glad its not happening to my country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lkg_8ly1Tk

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/The_UnSilent_/status/958538492014931969

Lol

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/EdKrassen/status/958793292971429888

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
remember when the office of the president was a respected position and republicans would poo poo themselves if anyone holding office suffered so much as a single, negligible social faux pas but now we've got captain retard at the helm and they're all "what? this is normal! why be smart when you can not be that instead?"

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

wit the white power ok no less lol

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Splatmaster posted:

I won't miss the State funeral for anything

Commentary by the MST3K guys or RiffTrax.

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

nickhimself posted:

remember when the office of the president was a respected position and republicans would poo poo themselves if anyone holding office suffered so much as a single, negligible social faux pas but now we've got captain retard at the helm and they're all "what? this is normal! why be smart when you can not be that instead?"

i don't remember that

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
oh yeah, duh it was only when a dem was holding office that pubs got pissed at everything

donnie mcdouble tump is a special boy who needs safe spaces and thoughts and prayers

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


Odo, what have you done with the real Legolas?

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

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trey gowdy looks like old fighting game bad guys do

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Trey Gowdy looks like a pasty reject from the goth vampire crowd.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

nickhimself posted:

remember when the office of the president was a respected position and republicans would poo poo themselves if anyone holding office suffered so much as a single, negligible social faux pas but now we've got captain retard at the helm and they're all "what? this is normal! why be smart when you can not be that instead?"

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

That’s how I recall the generals looking through the whole speech.

Except for the part about more military spending, they liked that.

You know you are loving retarded when you are a Republican president and career military are, at best, critical of you

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
not sure if you guys keep up with the Osha and Chemistry threads but our nuclear arsenal is not very well maintained at all, adding more nukes does not mean better management, probably means more accidents.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

nickhimself posted:

trey gowdy looks like old fighting game bad guys do

trey gowdy & stephen miller discuss policy



e: https://media.giphy.com/media/IBA4ogxJCQRAk/giphy.gif

Kumo fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Feb 1, 2018

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I wonder if press ogre is studying her predecessors for advice in these trying times? Where can you find a repository of Baghdad Bob clips these days?

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

Kumo posted:

trey gowdy & stephen miller discuss policy



:potg:

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

old beast lunatic posted:

I wonder if press ogre is studying her predecessors for advice in these trying times? Where can you find a repository of Baghdad Bob clips these days?

https://www.c-span.org/person/?mohammedalsahaf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfAeMtcURg0

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Feb 1, 2018

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
So the White House is planning on releasing the altered memo despite FBI warnings. The current administration is actually trying to de-legitimise the government to it's base.

War is coming.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

What is the memo I don’t get it at all

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008


Sometimes I like to think about the times donald has spoken about nuclear weapons and have a little chuckle to myself

quote:

You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things. But nobody talks about that.

quote:

I think – I think, for me, nuclear is just the power, the devastation is very important to me.

quote:

"Several months ago, a foreign policy expert on the international level went to advise Donald Trump. And three times [Trump] asked about the use of nuclear weapons. Three times he asked at one point if we had them why can't we use them,"

nickhimself posted:

remember when the office of the president was a respected position and republicans would poo poo themselves if anyone holding office suffered so much as a single, negligible social faux pas but now we've got captain retard at the helm and they're all "what? this is normal! why be smart when you can not be that instead?"

Yeah but one time the black muslim asked for a fancy mustard, so

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

Bape Culture posted:

What is the memo I don’t get it at all

it's bullshit

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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#1 SIMP

A piece of paper that says “fart peepee poopoo.”

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Bape Culture posted:

What is the memo I don’t get it at all

Some people in the government probably called the president a retard. This is indication of a grand liberal conspiracy delegitimizing the justice department and the FBI.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

old beast lunatic posted:

Trey Gowdy looks like a pasty reject from the goth vampire crowd.

6 generations of Malfoy inbreeding

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


The gentleman on the lower right looks distressed. Could be wrong, maybe he always looks like that.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
increasing the USA's nuclear arsenal is like blue story arguing that actually, we need MORE funkopops in this house

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tomi Lahren saying "dick" turns me the gently caress on.

Someone o the needful and make a loop of her saying it, maybe with some nice bikini shots of her?

Or is that "toxic male gaze?" lol

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nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

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idk but your post is weird man

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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
she's not wrong that he's a complete limp dick, but for like. . .ahh just pretend i posted that CHAD HORSESHOE theory jpeg

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