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Sweet Jesus this sounds like a bad idea https://www.avclub.com/we-regret-to-inform-you-that-rugrats-now-has-a-porn-par-1822597339
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K. Waste posted:I've said it once, and I'll say it again: the best Purge movie is Meet the Blacks. It is.
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Phanatic posted:No there haven't, unless you include things like "a school training officer got his duty weapon mixed up with a training gun and had a negligent discharge" and "someone shot a school bus with a BB gun" as "school shootings" and "a gun was fired on a campus at nothing in particular and nobody was hurt." There are already enough of actual school shootings without having to sensationalistically inflate the count. So if you strike out those two drastic you only have nine school shootings with one mass shooting in the US alone, cool. Catfishenfuego fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Jan 31, 2018 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Sweet Jesus this sounds like a bad idea Just from the URL there's no way I'm clicking that.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Sweet Jesus this sounds like a bad idea
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CelticPredator posted:On the thick commentary: most people think they're the ones on top, they just love to fantasize about punching down
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Tars Tarkas posted:The most important Michael Douglas movie trailer of the day that doesn't feature someone running on a knife: So this is like Hentai Kamen only with clowns rather than women's underwear?
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starkebn posted:most people think they're the ones on top, they just love to fantasize about punching down See also: people who think Rapture from Bioshock is a good idea. They imagine themselves as Ryan, not the one stuck addicted to Plasmids.
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Jan 31, 2018 22:53
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Snowman_McK posted:See also: people who think Rapture from Bioshock is a good idea. They imagine themselves as Ryan, not the one stuck addicted to Plasmids. Don't they always imagine themselves as someone on the top, instead of the bottom, where they so rightfully belong? It's like the people who want a zombie apocalypse; they picture themselves as the highly armed badass, not the zombie chow they'll likely be.
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Leavemywife posted:Don't they always imagine themselves as someone on the top, instead of the bottom, where they so rightfully belong? It's like the people who want a zombie apocalypse; they picture themselves as the highly armed badass, not the zombie chow they'll likely be. Or all the people on Reddit who unironically argue for Eugenics, but always in a way that they wouldn't be among those disposed of.
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Shageletic posted:what the gently caress?
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"The premise of this horror movie is quite implausible," says the insightful critic, "Why would Myers' psychiatrists teach him how to drive?" A valuable contribution to the discourse indeed.
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Snowman_McK posted:Or all the people on Reddit who unironically argue for Eugenics, but always in a way that they wouldn't be among those disposed of. It's so easy to devise the master race when you're going to be part of it!
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pospysyl posted:"The premise of this horror movie is quite implausible," says the insightful critic, The Purge is does not have an implausible premise, in-and-of itself. The premise is just “what if Halloween were real?” - that the subtext is flipped into text and all the trick-or-treaters actually become monsters. There’s a ‘Wicker Man’ pagan festival element to it. People are literally letting their demons out. The issue is that the premise is rendered implausible through overexplanation. Instead of just saying, you know, “every year people are possessed by a literal Halloween Spirit”, there’s this nonsense of inventing an entire alternate legal system where ‘all crime is legal’. And then they invent an alternate sociopolitical and economic reality to explain where the new legal system came from. And it goes on like that. See also: The Invention Of Lying, Blade Runner 2049
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:The Purge is does not have an implausible premise, in-and-of itself. The premise is just “what if Halloween were real?” - that the subtext is flipped into text and all the trick-or-treaters actually become monsters. There’s a ‘Wicker Man’ pagan festival element to it. People are literally letting their demons out. More specific than that, the premise is just "Devil's Night", or "wilding", depending on where you're from.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:The Purge is does not have an implausible premise, in-and-of itself. The premise is just “what if Halloween were real?” - that the subtext is flipped into text and all the trick-or-treaters actually become monsters. There’s a ‘Wicker Man’ pagan festival element to it. People are literally letting their demons out. Ah, but because spirits don't exist, one needs to invent a new ontology to explain non-causal events, which further leads to...
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:More specific than that, the premise is just "Devil's Night", or "wilding", depending on where you're from. The Knockout Game: Origins
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Any modern take on the classic legend has to be filtered through the tropes of some other genre: space opera, Hell yeah, Camelot 3000! 
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Does remind me that Optimus Prime tends to play the King Arthur part way more than Arthur himself these days. Even one of the few remaining 'wise, just, rightful king' characters. (because you can get away with that when it's robot aliens)
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Guy Mann posted:The Knockout Game: Origins The second movie definitely has some Knockout Gamers.
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Inescapable Duck posted:Does remind me that Optimus Prime tends to play the King Arthur part way more than Arthur himself these days. Even one of the few remaining 'wise, just, rightful king' characters. (because you can get away with that when it's robot aliens) Lend me thine face, Mordred.
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davidspackage posted:Lend me thine face, Mordred. I mean, this is the story that (sometimes) ends with Arthur deliberately impaling himself further on Mordred's spear to make sure that fucker goes down for keeps.
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Inescapable Duck posted:Does remind me that Optimus Prime tends to play the King Arthur part way more than Arthur himself these days. Even one of the few remaining 'wise, just, rightful king' characters. (because you can get away with that when it's robot aliens) There is a long history of the Transformers running around in ancient times even without Prime playing king   
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Inescapable Duck posted:I mean, this is the story that (sometimes) ends with Arthur deliberately impaling himself further on Mordred's spear to make sure that fucker goes down for keeps. Another reason why Beavis is the best Arthurian film in a long, long time.
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In "seriously, who the gently caress wants this" news, F. Gary Gray is directing the Men in Black relaunch. In slightly less "who the gently caress wants this" news, Adil El Arbi and Bilall Fallah (Snowfall) are now in talks to direct Bad Boys for Life, because apparently Sony just can't let that die.
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Basebf555 posted:Does "relaunch" mean no Will Smith? Unfortunately, no Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill either.
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Basebf555 posted:Does "relaunch" mean no Will Smith? Correct. Both he and Jones are out. Not that Jones is a surprise, considering how much he hated doing the second and third ones.
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https://twitter.com/mochi_wsj/status/958876589059485696 Who’s ready for Toad memes and Toad gibberish!!!
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Illumination rules, they'll probably get this out in time for the Nintendo theme park opening.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:https://twitter.com/mochi_wsj/status/958876589059485696 hi im toad
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Illumination rules, they'll probably get this out in time for the Nintendo theme park opening. Minions are annoying as hell, but the original Despicable Me is pretty fun, so this actually could be decent.
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The MSJ posted:Unfortunately, no Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill either. That's not clean and rad and powerful.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:Minions are annoying as hell, but the original Despicable Me is pretty fun, so this actually could be decent. Minions are only annoying because of old people making Facebook memes. In the movies they're fine.
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Minions are only annoying because of old people making Facebook memes. In the movies they're fine. I tried watching the Minions movie and couldn't do it. I can't begin to understand the massive appeal of these characters to middle aged white people. (They were fine in Despicable Me 1.)
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Snowman_McK posted:See also: people who think Rapture from Bioshock is a good idea. They imagine themselves as Ryan, not the one stuck addicted to Plasmids. That's more or less the crux of the whole Atlas v Ryan conflicts. "Everyone comes to Rapture thinking they'll be captains of industry. No no asks Who cleans the toilets" With the added commentary that sooner or later someone will step in to care/rally/exploit the underclass., and that's why libertarianism doesn't really works because it causes a power vacuum by default. I do love Bioshock in that it poses moral philosophical questions, but unlike 90% of chickenshit video games actually answers them.
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Minions is far better than Despicable Me 3, god that movie is a loving mess. The minions are also not in it that much, but that doesn't really hurt or help it either way.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:https://twitter.com/mochi_wsj/status/958876589059485696 I wonder if they’ll stick with the Mario voice actor from the games. “Woo’s” and “ha-ha’s” might be okay in a bubble, but full-on dialogue with that might be, uh, shrill. If they’re going the celebrity route, they’re gonna need to find someone who can portray the right mixture of warmth and adventuring spirit. You know. Like Willem Dafoe.
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Boycott if not Charles Martinet. He can speak in regular sentences in his Mario voice, he does it for events or interviews sometimes, when he does that he just sounds like a sweet old man.
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