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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/959124122491129856

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


I said like I'm the president. give me 1/3 page of bullet points or even better a map.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Bogus Adventure posted:

Let Cory Booker tell us how he really feels about Trump and the shithole comment. Better yet, let the two have a cage match. I want to see Booker give Trump a Stone Cold Stunner.

Remember when corey booker said one thing about trump and trump said "corey better watch his mouth or i'll tell everyone that thing he doesn't want us to know" and the literal next day people asked corey what trump meant by that and he was supplicating himself to trump in the most obsequious way possible, begging for him to not destroy his political career?

I do not know what the gently caress trump has on him but he most definitely has a skeleton in his closet so obvious even trump could find it so do not put your hopes on corey booker. He sucks.

https://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/cory-booker-trump-feud-226203

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

Can't believe how many morons I'm seeing talking about how much better they are now that the trump tax cuts have kicked in. It looks like I'm getting an extra $80 a month or so. I would rather have free college/healthcare, which would certainly have saved me more in the long run.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'm glad the retard has a vote of confidence from this guy:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it's press ogre time! i wonder how she'll treat the press like garbage today





:jackbud:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Sorry I dont see her on today's schedule :shrug:
https://factba.se/topic/calendar

Just have to settle for reruns

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Genderfluent posted:

Can't believe how many morons I'm seeing talking about how much better they are now that the trump tax cuts have kicked in. It looks like I'm getting an extra $80 a month or so. I would rather have free college/healthcare, which would certainly have saved me more in the long run.

Chuds are crowing about an extra 40 bucks a pay check while mega corps and the 1% are literally saving billions and that lowered tax revenue will be used as an excuse to defund all sorts of things that benefit the lower and middle classes.

I’m pretty sure I’ve also seen numerous people thinking they’re getting an extra $1500 in their paychecks over the year and will also get another $1500 at tax return time, not understanding that the point of the decreased withholding is so that your return at tax time won’t significantly change.

I checked my paychecks and I’m getting precisely an extra $88.88 per month.

Heil Hitler.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

lol that they've got you so over a barrel that you'd sell the entire future for a one time payment that's roughly enough to buy a new TV

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

veiled boner fuel posted:


I’m pretty sure I’ve also seen numerous people thinking they’re getting an extra $1500 in their paychecks over the year and will also get another $1500 at tax return time, not understanding that the point of the decreased withholding is so that your return at tax time won’t significantly change.


How many people will claim their tax return for FY2017 is because of the Trump tax cuts?

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Stop stop you're killing my balls

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Chuds: I'm getting an extra $1500 this year! :derp:

*taxes in 2026 literally double*

Gov't: Oops I guess we didn't have that money after all lol sorry guys

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/959126934633492482

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

veiled boner fuel posted:

Chuds are crowing about an extra 40 bucks a pay check while mega corps and the 1% are literally saving billions and that lowered tax revenue will be used as an excuse to defund all sorts of things that benefit the lower and middle classes.

Heil Hitler.

Its this. I see this in my state where Rs took complete control last year. Cut taxes for business like crazy, now this year they are coming up short in revenue and need to cut medicare, court systems, universities, and more! :confused: where'd the money go!?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/958861119497625602

There isn't a :ughh: big enough

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

pacerhimself posted:

How many people will claim their tax return for FY2017 is because of the Trump tax cuts?

It's begun already. Here's an exchange I saw on facebook, basically verbatim:

"Just finished my taxes and let me say - THANK YOU DONALD TRUMP!"
"What do you mean? Trump's plan hits next year."
"I just mean I'm looking forward to it being better next year"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
God I hope Trump's new FBI director that he appointed after Comey quits because of this memo.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/01/politics/white-house-worried-wray-nunes-memo/index.html

3 Directors in a year is normal right?

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

nooneofconsequence posted:

I said like I'm the president. give me 1/3 page of bullet points or even better a map.
Nunes: The FBI got a warrant on Carter Page based on the Steele dossier, which is obviously fake and bad.

FBI: we got a warrant based on a lot of info from different sources, one of which was the dossier. Also you guys know we can’t prove this without burning a lot of sources and methods.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Are you guys sure it isn't a raise you're seeing on your paychecks? The tax cuts haven't made it into paychecks yet...

IRS wont have that done until mid-late February, or possibly March.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

Burt Sexual posted:

3 Directors in a year is normal right?

Everything about this presidency is extremely normal

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lol yeah right a raise

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
How much would you even need to make to see any increase? I'm assuming people who make starvation wages like myself aren't seeing poo poo

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Gov't: Oops I guess we didn't have that money after all lol sorry guys

this, but today

CBO is reporting the Tax Bill is causing the Treasury to run out of money faster than expected.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/02/the-gop-tax-cut-is-draining-the-treasury

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/959133635268853760?s=17

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/959142582587715585?s=17

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Burt Sexual posted:

God I hope Trump's new FBI director that he appointed after Comey quits because of this memo.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/01/politics/white-house-worried-wray-nunes-memo/index.html

3 Directors in a year is normal right?

I was trying to find his tweet where he says the government is working like a fine tuned machine but couldn't. I found these instead though

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/788854422105235456

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/788402585816276992

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Kumo posted:

this, but today

CBO is reporting the Tax Bill is causing the Treasury to run out of money faster than expected.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/02/the-gop-tax-cut-is-draining-the-treasury

*america shoes up at the next foriegn war exaggeratedly patting down their pockets and shrugging performatively to the assembled coalition of like Palau and Estonia*

"Oh, wow, gosh, wow, geez. This is embarrassing. Guys, I forgot my wallet at home, you'll have to cover this war.

j/k america has an infinite credit card for wars

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Philthy posted:

Are you guys sure it isn't a raise you're seeing on your paychecks? The tax cuts haven't made it into paychecks yet...

IRS wont have that done until mid-late February, or possibly March.
The tables were released on January 12th and, although they take a few weeks to be implemented, most payroll services were capable of doing that by this week. ADP is responsible for mine and they took effect this week. I think there's a soft deadline by the middle of the month, at the latest.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Philthy posted:

Are you guys sure it isn't a raise you're seeing on your paychecks? The tax cuts haven't made it into paychecks yet...

IRS wont have that done until mid-late February, or possibly March.

Some payroll Companies like ADP have already updated their tables so if your company uses them you should already be seeing it.

The IRS had the 2018 withholding tables done on Jan 11th.

e: lol beaten

bird with big dick fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Feb 1, 2018

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

FogHelmut posted:

lol that they've got you so over a barrel that you'd sell the entire future for a one time payment that's roughly enough to buy a new TV

I think it was Lowe’s that was just another company to announce a one time bonus for their employees. If you’re full time and have been there two years you get $75.00. Woah golly gee.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/thatbilloakley/status/958810376807751680

This is the dude who is propping up Trump

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

FogHelmut posted:

lol that they've got you so over a barrel that you'd sell the entire future for a one time payment that's roughly enough to buy a new TV

Its not even about the money. They just want to be right.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Nunes: The FBI got a warrant on Carter Page based on the Steele dossier, which is obviously fake and bad.

FBI: we got a warrant based on a lot of info from different sources, one of which was the dossier. Also you guys know we can’t prove this without burning a lot of sources and methods.

Also that the FBI knew it was fake and used it anyway. The case against the FBI relies on all three elements being true: that the dossier was the basis, that the dossier is fake, and that the FBI knew it was fake and still got a warrant on that basis.

I mean, any one of those claims you could dispute but all three? Lmao.

cnut
May 3, 2016


A chip of the ol' piss block.

malder
Feb 7, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Devin Nunes is the guy who travels all the way to the White House to read classified information in a secure room, ignoring all the security facilities at the Capitol.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Leftist libtards dunt like lerning about teh trueth!



GUN.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

im gonna give this nerd a freaking swirlie!!!!!

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Catastrophe posted:

Leftist libtards dunt like lerning about teh trueth!



GUN.

Gun what? Gun what damnit! Don't leave me hanging like this, severely mentally ill person :(

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
hehe

https://twitter.com/ekzinni/status/959132120458252288

navier-stoked
Aug 30, 2004
Here is a fantastic summary of Nunes's attempts to interfere with the Russia investigation. It contextualizes his shitbaggery and even has a handy timeline at the bottom!

https://themoscowproject.org/explainer/the-nunes-file/

The Moscow Report posted:

As Chairman of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence (HPSCI), Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) is abusing the power of his office. He has run a year-long campaign to hide the truth about Russian interference in the 2016 election and attack the credibility of U.S. law enforcement by spreading lies and misleading information.

At every turn, Nunes—a member of the Trump transition team—has conspired with the Trump White House to undermine the FBI investigation and Special Counsel Robert Mueller. He has made his wildest allegations at moments when it could most distract from damaging revelations about the President and his team. In every instance, Nunes’ charges have proven to be baseless fabrications that crumble under the slightest scrutiny. His efforts are nothing more than deceptive political stunts, often carefully orchestrated with or at the direction of the White House.

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Catastrophe posted:

Leftist libtards dunt like lerning about teh trueth!



GUN.

-T. What the driver sees when he looks down.

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