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Con Agra did school lunch focus groups at my elementary school, so it’s entirely possible that your school lunch experience was shaped by a bunch of chubby Midwestern kids.
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LifeSunDeath posted:this thread needs a pizzatangle vs. rich kid chain pizza at school poll What is this pizza at school you speak of? I thought this was a fact-based thread, not fan fiction.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 06:09 |
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Samizdata posted:What is this pizza at school you speak of? I thought this was a fact-based thread, not fan fiction. my poor summer child
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 06:17 |
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My high school didn't have a cafeteria. That was for bigger schools. We had a canteen that sold cup noodles and candy and sometimes pizza ordered from a local pizza place, but it never had a line so much as it had a mass of students pushing their way forward. In the year I lived in dorms, though, I developed a taste for powdered scrambled eggs.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 06:28 |
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Do you know what all the discussion about breadtangles and school lunches needs? Hollandaise.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 06:59 |
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 14:13 |
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RareAcumen posted:Not Esther? Not at all, Esther's popular now. I've met a bunch of baby Esthers.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 15:12 |
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I tell yez, when I were a lad, it were before Jamie Oliver banned Turkey Twizzlers in schools! Banned Turkey Twizzlers! The flamin' cheek of it.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 16:00 |
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i can't be the only one whose school served that hexagonal mexican pizza
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 16:56 |
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Semisponge posted:Surely there must be frozen pizza brands that accurately replicate the cafeteria pizza experience. (okay, usually not served that fancy, picture from an article about some restaurant that served them at 10x the price you get them at the grocery store) So they're pizza rectangles, at any rate, and at at least one point in my school history we were served pizza for lunch that looked pretty much identical and might have been literally that. Comparatively, it was easily among the better school lunches we had. Of course, the rectangles they serve in America might be something much worse than that. On the other end of the scale, while I will readily admit to having been (still to some point am but have gotten better) a picky eater and probably disliked more school lunches than most of my classmates did, one I vividly remember was some breaded turkey patties. While that sounds good, there were all of these little hard bits inside them, which I'm almost sure was little bits of cartilage. They were terrible to eat and nobody liked them and I could barely finish one of them. Most bad school lunches I've forgotten, but that one's stuck with me for how absolutely disgusting it was. And the very earliest recurring thing I remember in terrible school lunches was the mashed potatoes that were served where I went for first to sixth grade. Obviously it was the made from powder stuff and it tasted so, so bad. KennyMan666 has a new favorite as of 17:00 on Feb 1, 2018 |
# ? Feb 1, 2018 16:57 |
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u guys ever had that tesseract cut pizza? it casts a pizzatangle shadow and it tastes incomprehensible.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 17:01 |
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RoboRodent posted:My high school didn't have a cafeteria. That was for bigger schools. We had a canteen that sold cup noodles and candy and sometimes pizza ordered from a local pizza place, but it never had a line so much as it had a mass of students pushing their way forward. My family moved around a lot too, so I went to a dozen schools in Alberta and BC and not one of them had any kind of free lunch program. Everybody brought their own lunch. Some schools we ate at our desks, others there was a lunch room to eat in to keep crumbs out of the classrooms. I didn't see a proper cafeteria until high school, a school with 2500 students, and even then most kids brought lunch from home. I remember once I forgot my lunch and my mom couldn't bring it, so the secretary got me a frozen peanut butter sandwich from the freezer in the staff lounge. I wonder if they still do that, or if fear of peanut allergies shut the whole thing down. Out socialism'd by the USA.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 17:44 |
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pizza chat: one of my friends used to work at the food supplier for the high school (and prison). every once in a while a crate of pizzatangles would get damaged and they'd cook up half of it for lunch and take the other half home, split between everyone at work that day. Our freezer was regularly packed with "oh no the outside box got a rip, can't sell anything in it because food safety laws" products. It was amazing.KataraniSword posted:Do you know what all the discussion about breadtangles and school lunches needs?
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 18:27 |
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KataraniSword posted:Do you know what all the discussion about breadtangles and school lunches needs? Kill it with fire.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 18:46 |
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The Snoo posted:???????????????? Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Kill it with fire. I posted that and immediately the servers crashed. I think I'm the reason SA died last night, sorry.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 19:09 |
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I just made that. It tasted like loving mustard and whipped cream. Consistency was just right though!
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 19:11 |
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I can't find an appropriately depressing picture but our school would sometimes have really watery custard for dessert. It wasn't served with anything, they just sloshed it into one of the sections of the tray and that was it. One kid got two tray sections of custard at once and spent the rest of lunch time just shovelling it into his mouth at top speed and it was splashing everywhere and he got in trouble for making a huge mess. It was over 20 years ago and I remember the sad thin custard but little else.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 20:29 |
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That Swedish pizza looks just like my school pizza. Ah, memories.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 20:53 |
It looks like a sponge that was used to wipe the cheese off a real pizza
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 20:55 |
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KennyMan666 posted:Here in Sweden, at least, we have these things, which are pretty much the trademark food of LAN parties of any size: Yeah that's exactly what our pizzas looked like, down to the little cubes of what I assume is "pepperoni food product". I had some cheap meatballs & mashed potatoes in Sweden and I assume the potatoes were instant, but they had this really weird almost chemical tang to them. Is there something you guys add to your mashed potatoes? It wasn't disgusting, just odd and very hard to place.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 20:59 |
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This has to be the pizza of my dreams: SHEETED pizza http://products.schwansfoodservice.com/product-list/?id=a0D4000000EuiGo
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 21:16 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:This has to be the pizza of my dreams: SHEETED pizza That's the good stuff, with the perforation for easy distribution. Too bad I can't actually buy through the site or I would be making some horrible life choices right now.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 21:31 |
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CannonFodder posted:That's the good stuff, with the perforation for easy distribution. Too bad I can't actually buy through the site or I would be making some horrible life choices right now.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 21:37 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:u guys ever had that tesseract cut pizza? it casts a pizzatangle shadow and it tastes incomprehensible.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 22:04 |
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 22:22 |
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You can buy your own industrial pizza cone maker from AliBaba https://m.alibaba.com/product/60342776289/Factory-Supply-pizza-making-machine-industrial.html?spm=a2706.7843667.1998817009.8.pvZR0y
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 22:32 |
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Samizdata posted:What is this pizza at school you speak of? I thought this was a fact-based thread, not fan fiction. I went to Catholic school in Key West, Florida. Fridays were meatless. We had turtle burgers. Yep. Kid you not.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 22:38 |
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Pham Nuwen posted:I had some cheap meatballs & mashed potatoes in Sweden and I assume the potatoes were instant, but they had this really weird almost chemical tang to them. Is there something you guys add to your mashed potatoes? It wasn't disgusting, just odd and very hard to place. Could it be nutmeg? That's pretty common in mashed potatoes here.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 22:41 |
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KennyMan666 posted:Here in Sweden, at least, we have these things, which are pretty much the trademark food of LAN parties of any size: This pizza is mentioned a whole bunch in the Millennium trilogy books and i thought it was a made up thing.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 22:42 |
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The gently caress is a pizza cone and what guidelines is it subject to
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 22:42 |
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pizza in a cone?!? why not just have pizza in a bag, dump it out on the floor and eat it off the floor you animal.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 22:46 |
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Picnic Princess posted:You can buy your own industrial pizza cone maker from AliBaba My dad's favorite movie of all time is The Jerk. I sent this to him and he is seriously considering buying this. Thank you for making my weird nerd dad happy. E: pizza in a cone=pizza in a cup
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 22:48 |
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Scathach posted:The gently caress is a pizza cone and what guidelines is it subject to Or this if you want to be boring and normal(as far as pizza cones go):
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 22:50 |
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A pizza cube. A pube, if you will.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 22:58 |
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Pizza in a cup is best 4 u
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 22:59 |
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Picnic Princess posted:You can buy your own industrial pizza cone maker from AliBaba So, is it $500 a piece in lots of 5000, or $500 to $5000 dollars? I think just one pizza cone machine would suffice my needs, I really don't need 5 grand.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:So, is it $500 a piece in lots of 5000, or $500 to $5000 dollars? I think just one pizza cone machine would suffice my needs, I really don't need 5 grand. it's 500$ per unit, 5k units to a set, and minimum order is 1 set
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 23:12 |
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boar guy posted:i can't be the only one whose school served that hexagonal mexican pizza Fiestada. My favorite school lunch. Occasionally I'll google around and see if I can buy them. They were so tasty. My public high school was kind of a pizza Mecca. Every day, along with the regular hot lunch line, was the pizza and fries line. It was a different chain pizza every day of the week and french fries (curly fries on Friday!). It would also occasionally have nachos, Mr. Hero sandwiches, and other junk food. They wised up to the growing obesity epidemic my senior year and the pizza and fry line was no more. They did try and do baked fries occasionally, but they were always super soggy and barely cooked.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 23:25 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Pizza in a cup is best 4 u That looks like it would destroy the inside of my mouth in nanoseconds
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 23:30 |
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If that's all chese and pepperoni I'm in
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