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lost my retainer posted:don't miners underclock / undervolt the cards ? For some reason this got me fantasizing about starting a company that uses a bunch of computational gibberish to make it sound like they're going to mine all the bitcoins at once while actually promising to mine them slower than anyone else. "Currently bitcoin mining is running at a difficulty of O(n), but by reducing it to a massively connected traveling salesman problem, we believe we can increase that to O(n^2*2^n). By using our patented hypothreading technology, we can convert this typically highly parallel problem and run it in an entirely serial environment, significantly increasing AWS income per bitcoin". *tries to guess hashes using dice
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Trig Discipline posted:For some reason this got me fantasizing about starting a company that uses a bunch of computational gibberish to make it sound like they're going to mine all the bitcoins at once while actually promising to mine them slower than anyone else. "Currently bitcoin mining is running at a difficulty of O(n), but by reducing it to a massively connected traveling salesman problem, we believe we can increase that to O(n^2*2^n). By using our patented hypothreading technology, we can convert this typically highly parallel problem and run it in an entirely serial environment, significantly increasing AWS income per bitcoin". Did you invert the voltage to achieve maximum potential on the rails? I will only purchase if your flops are clocked over the standard core specs.
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Alpha Mayo posted:Also nVidia Pascal cards (10X0) are the only used mining cards I'd consider buying. They don't really let you overclock them or even overheat them to the point of damage. GPU Boost will override any dumb settings someone might try to apply to the card, and if the card starts running hot it down volts and downclocks itself to stay within a safe temperature range. The only way around this limitation is a custom VBIOS but the flash programmer does signature checking. The only way you can get a custom bios on those cards is to have flash programming hardware. Yeah my point was enjoy the super cheap 1070/1080 cards Go check the price on a brand new one right now for a laugh.
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Nvidia GPUs really do run amazing. They sit at like 50% fan speed while mining.
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joats posted:Did you invert the voltage to achieve maximum potential on the rails? I will only purchase if your flops are clocked over the standard core specs. We inverted it twice just to be sure!
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Trig Discipline posted:For some reason this got me fantasizing about starting a company that uses a bunch of computational gibberish to make it sound like they're going to mine all the bitcoins at once while actually promising to mine them slower than anyone else. "Currently bitcoin mining is running at a difficulty of O(n), but by reducing it to a massively connected traveling salesman problem, we believe we can increase that to O(n^2*2^n). By using our patented hypothreading technology, we can convert this typically highly parallel problem and run it in an entirely serial environment, significantly increasing AWS income per bitcoin". I think I've heard about a company doing things this way (but in a different market), though its name escapes me right now. The product has not been delivered yet, but they made lots of money, and many customers are very optimistic about the progress! Few things can be leaned from them: 1) Start selling jpegs of the product immediately 2) To make it punch above its weight, the TDP must triple every second 
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This is the top comment from the top post at my favorite indoctrination site, /r/bitcoinbeginngersquote:TLDR at bottom. Who are these analysts you ask? I'll tell you,
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zaurg posted:Is anyone here buying the dip? no I'm more of a sour cream and guacamole person myself
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I cut out the middleman and just burn my money in a bonfire
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Wassbix posted:I cut out the middleman and just burn my money in a bonfire At least you can roast marshmallows.
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Well, glad I sold everything a few days ago and still made a $70 profit. BUT if I had sold in December and not rebought on a dip (along with a bunch of other day trade screw ups) I would've banked... $12,000 profit.  Oh well atleast I didn't lose my initial investment. I won't be touching the poop for awhile now.
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does anyone ever give a reason Bitcoin has an "annual dip" or did they just notice it crashed around the same time twice and decided it was the will of the blockchain
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shiksa posted:does anyone ever give a reason Bitcoin has an "annual dip" or did they just notice it crashed around the same time twice and decided it was the will of the blockchain Yeah dude the King of Bitcoin will address this in his upcoming 2018 state of the crypto address  needless to say the council of bishops is very concerned about the "super blue blood annual dip"
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shiksa posted:does anyone ever give a reason Bitcoin has an "annual dip" or did they just notice it crashed around the same time twice and decided it was the will of the blockchain basically, there's no loving reason for an "annual dip" but they're seeing causation in a correlation
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shiksa posted:does anyone ever give a reason Bitcoin has an "annual dip" or did they just notice it crashed around the same time twice and decided it was the will of the blockchain HODLers gotta encourage everyone around them to HODL because they don't want to be caught HODLing the bag.
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Sure wish bitcoin would go away so I could afford to build a new computer without a 5 year old graphics card.
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Novo posted:can't wait till they're hodling around a trash can fire for warmth can't burn bitcoins though how will they keep warm?
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You know what guys... *puffs pipe* it’s only money... Yes I regret putting grandma’s inheritance at a high price and panic selling at a low price... but you know what? I believe in crypto, and these slashed wrists were just a spur of the moment thing... Crypto is amazing...
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shiksa posted:does anyone ever give a reason Bitcoin has an "annual dip" or did they just notice it crashed around the same time twice and decided it was the will of the blockchain
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Where does HODL come from? Was it just a typo that they decided to run with or does it mean something else?
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GutBomb posted:Where does HODL come from? Was it just a typo that they decided to run with or does it mean something else? Its a meme from reddit. Its the philosophy that if you and everyone else holds and never sells, bitcoin can do nothing but gain value. Its a saying for rubes who want to get left holding the bag. Its also a buzzword for bitcoin associated businesses and associates because hodlers are going to buy buy buy and you want them to be buying your funbucks.
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GutBomb posted:a typo that they decided to run with This is crypto, you know in your heart that the stupidest option is the most correct
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shiksa posted:does anyone ever give a reason Bitcoin has an "annual dip" or did they just notice it crashed around the same time twice and decided it was the will of the blockchain Buttcoins are useless, so you can't do fundamental analysis on them. This leaves you with 2 options: 1) guess "up" or "down" 2) use complicated clever-sounding things from technical analysis (like "third Elliot Impulse wave" etc), which reassure you that you are a smart investor (but you will probably get no better result then option 1). Note: when buying buttcoins for real (or toxxing), both options will most likely be wrong.
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Sickening posted:Its a meme from reddit. Its the philosophy that if you and everyone else holds and never sells, bitcoin can do nothing but gain value. You know what meme I am glad died completely? That stupid cringeworthy loving bearwhale meme from a few years ago  At least they stick to the mostly slightly annoying HODL and MOON memes now.
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shiksa posted:does anyone ever give a reason Bitcoin has an "annual dip" or did they just notice it crashed around the same time twice and decided it was the will of the blockchain Maintenance time for the bots that inflate the price daily.
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Sickening posted:Its a meme from reddit. Its the philosophy that if you and everyone else holds and never sells, bitcoin can do nothing but gain value. It originally came from a forum post:  To be an effective crypto trader it's important you be down with the memes.
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i only watched the first 20 seconds of this, so i have no idea what comes next but the first 20 seconds are real good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkhUn7nh33Q
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Sickening posted:Its a meme from reddit. Its the philosophy that if you and everyone else holds and never sells, bitcoin can do nothing but gain value. my meme and public reaction value-based
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VictorianQueerLit posted:You know what meme I am glad died completely? That stupid cringeworthy loving bearwhale meme from a few years ago The bearwhale thing was funny though because buttcoiners convinced themselves they defeated them by giving them all of their money.
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Gonna drop another 1000 tonight boys! The morning market is the perfect time to buy. Thanks for the cheap coins you rubes. Everyone is going to want to see those vegeta memes again. joats fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Feb 2, 2018 |
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Regrettable posted:The bearwhale thing was funny though because buttcoiners convinced themselves they defeated them by giving them all of their money. it was one buy wall that lasted like 30 minutes and they made paintings about it
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Uranium 235 posted:i only watched the first 20 seconds of this, so i have no idea what comes next I made it 7 minutes before I killed myself. ninjaedit: posting from the ghostchain now, decentralized haunting smart contract powered by ghost farts (when you think your gonna just fart, but you poo poo your pants(mostly during the dip))
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