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His name is Jeremy Stevenson and he worked in Lehman Brothers Tokyo branch
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Der Shovel posted:I'll be honest, when this thing popped up on my tablet's weird news aggregator this morning, my first thought was "yeah well, but it's CHINA, so it's far likelier this was just some dude losing control of his vehicle than a terrorist attack" and sure enough I wasn't disappointed. You forgot about there also being 6 people in the vehicle, which I assume were the only things from stopping the apparently highly flammable/toxic substances from spilling all over the place.
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caberham posted:yyy
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caberham posted:His name is Jeremy Stevenson and he worked in Lehman Brothers Tokyo branch That's me you retard His name is Geoffrey Manukan and he worked for AIA in Manila.
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Feb 2, 2018 11:40
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His name is Robert Paulson and he works in Freddie Mac Peking branch
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His name is Tim Budong and he's an English Teacher at Happy Giraffe School Shanghai.
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simplefish posted:His name is Robert Paulson and he works in Freddie Mac Peking branch I can back this up, because I actually am Mr. Freddie Mac.
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No the big twist is that he's Pevan Stan and he posts on Something Awful!
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Feb 2, 2018 12:15
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Actually my name is David Christopher Aldwinckle and I’m a crusader for justice.
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i'm on a crusade as well https://my.mixtape.moe/qajgnj.mp4
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LentThem posted:i'm on a crusade as well
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"Or how about this one? Remember when it was the day after the election, and the president of Taiwan called Donald Trump to congratulate him? And Donald Trump, of course, took the call and talked to the president of Taiwan. The problem with that was… Taiwan doesn’t have a president. The United States functions on what they call “a one China policy,” and Taiwan is a renegade province of said China. And Donald Trump didn’t know that, and picked up the phone and started yammering away, and… the media ate his rear end up. And I’m not gonna lie, I was laughing, I was like, “Oh, poo poo. This dumb motherfucker is in trouble.” And then that night, I was in bed drifting off to sleep, and then, I had to admit it to myself. I was like… “I didn’t know that poo poo, either.” And then I realized the media got the story wrong. The story wasn’t that Donald Trump took the call. The biggest story is that nobody told Donald Trump not to take the call. That’s terrifying."
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Bajaj posted:So, like... why are these people dead so quickly? Playing dead seems like a decent strategy here tbh. I admire the determination of the guy with the shovel.
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LentThem posted:i'm on a crusade as well Hey, the boar seems to have finally calmed down, let's smack it on the arse with a loving shovel!
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LentThem posted:i'm on a crusade as well How dead are these people?
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Gorilla Salad posted:Hey, the boar seems to have finally calmed down, let's smack it on the arse with a loving shovel! The second guy was trying to break its leg. That's the only explaination that makes sense. Also everyone in the video is a loving moron except shovel man and the pig.
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At 2 minutes when the 2nd guy takes a wild swing at the now nice and calm piggie, he literally runs and puts the lady in between himself and the pig. Nice to see chivalry is not dead. Why should he have to get gored for his stupidity when surely the person next to him is more deserving?! Why on earth the lady doesn't book it out of there with the rest of them I have no idea, apparently thinking her being on the phone will protect her in some way?!
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Dravs posted:Why on earth the lady doesn't book it out of there with the rest of them I have no idea, apparently thinking her being on the phone will protect her in some way?! No one could have predicted the boar would execute such a face losing move as attacking someone using a phone.
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Chomp8645 posted:No one could have predicted the boar would execute such a face losing move as attacking someone using a phone. We've discussed this before in this thread or one of its predecessors: To win a fight in China, you must first destroy the phone. Else you get fifty buzzcuts swarming you.
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Boar is fuckin delicious though
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Ceciltron posted:Boar is fuckin delicious though Dude with the mattock/hoe looking thing had several chances to at least try put it through the pigs head.
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Ceciltron posted:Boar is fuckin delicious though It's also super able to put up a fight and slice you wide open with it's tusks.
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LentThem posted:i'm on a crusade as well lol
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Why didn't they drag their friend to safety and generally get the heck out of there when they had the chance and the mega-pig was chill? Why was everyone seemingly doing their own thing with absolutely no communication or coordination? Why did that lady not make her call from inside the building or somewhere safer than constantly being the closest target to the boar????? Whyyy?
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Baronjutter posted:Why didn't they drag their friend to safety and generally get the heck out of there when they had the chance and the mega-pig was chill? Why was everyone seemingly doing their own thing with absolutely no communication or coordination? Why did that lady not make her call from inside the building or somewhere safer than constantly being the closest target to the boar????? Whyyy? No why.
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LentThem posted:i'm on a crusade as well This is Farcry 4.avi which is set in
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Pirate Radar posted:Thread, can I interest you in an extremely China article? How did this make international news, isn't this a' normal' occurrence in china, IE it doesn't happen and how dare you suggest otherwise?
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I put in an order for 800 items in a gloss finish from china last month. They all arrived in a matte finish. Its okay you see because they explained that matte is more popular so its not actually a problem. gently caress you I didnt order matte. Im 100% sure they didnt have any gloss and just said gently caress it not my problem and shipped it anyways. No one would ever admit to a mistake so no one get punished and the boss will never find out they have an unhappy customer, problem solved. I loving hate doing business with china
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https://medium.com/shanghaiist/chinese-tourists-clash-with-japanese-police-while-stranded-at-tokyo-airport-552471b375e2
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it reads pretty well if you replace tourist with terrorist
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Baronjutter posted:Why didn't they drag their friend to safety and generally get the heck out of there when they had the chance and the mega-pig was chill? Why was everyone seemingly doing their own thing with absolutely no communication or coordination? Why did that lady not make her call from inside the building or somewhere safer than constantly being the closest target to the boar????? Whyyy?
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Lazer Monkey posted:How did this make international news, isn't this a' normal' occurrence in china, IE it doesn't happen and how dare you suggest otherwise? A van plowing into people and then catching on fire in front of a Starbucks in Shanghai in broad daylight is going to be pretty hard to ignore.
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Gorilla Salad posted:To be fair, lovely apartments are everywhere. It's a matter of water pipe access in a lot of places, because running PVC and breaking open walls is sketchy. Outrail posted:Dude with the mattock/hoe looking thing had several chances to at least try put it through the pigs head. If that's really a wild boar, it's like a lot of other swine, and it has a really thick skull. You're better off breaking the leg, or swinging for the softer undersides. Skulls of big feral hogs can actually deflect small caliber ammunition  If you want to go in through the front, though, you'll need something high-powered, possibly milsurp 
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When I woke up this morning, I did not expect to see someone commit Suicide By Boar
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LentThem posted:i'm on a crusade as well When your whole raid group is underlevelled
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802.11weed posted:When I woke up this morning, I did not expect to see someone commit Suicide By Boar it's amazing where the day takes you
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:When your whole raid group is underlevelled hogger looking as good as ever
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Fauxtool posted:I put in an order for 800 items in a gloss finish from china last month. They all arrived in a matte finish. Its okay you see because they explained that matte is more popular so its not actually a problem. gently caress you I didnt order matte. Do you have a compensation clause in your purchase agreement? We promise to ship everything on time and guarantee a quality range of 100 parts defect per 1 million. If we do not ship on time then we pay compensation to our customers.
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