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Spite isn't the most orthodox reason to masturbate but hot takes like that make it necessary.
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I so declare that "ringing the devil's doorbell" is to replace "flicking the bean" forthwith.
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Camel Camus posted:My mom was a marine biologist It's weird that Trig Discipline still isn't here despite you talking about his two favourite things.
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Feb 3, 2018 19:11
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Indecisive posted:nobody gives a poo poo I do!
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Paladinus posted:Are you Dutch? Nah, I'm just into entomology
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1. That is a fantastic burn 2. Boo at not coming up with incexual
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Feb 3, 2018 19:46
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The Apple areas not to have fallen far from that tree. drat
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Feb 3, 2018 20:50
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Samuringa posted:Dande Lion: ... 
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Feb 3, 2018 21:40
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Curious what role they think the clitoris has in creating a child.
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Feb 3, 2018 21:48
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Well if a dude doesn't know how to work it right I'm sure as gently caress not gonna let him shoot inside me. I don't need to be tied down to that!
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Feb 3, 2018 22:01
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Samuringa posted:Come on, guys, this is really simple Smooth Lion: 
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Honj Steak posted:Every animal is a deer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY
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TopHatGenius posted:Smooth Lion: Smooth lion: 
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Feb 3, 2018 22:37
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Feb 3, 2018 22:47
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The thing I always wonder about that portrait. Do you think the artist was painting it in the most favorable way possible? I mean, how wrecked was Chuck if this is the airbrushed version?
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Feb 3, 2018 22:57
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Feb 3, 2018 23:04
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He was probably told that he was incredibly handsome his entire life, so if the portrait was too off from his real face there would have been some executions involved "what, are you saying my face isn't worthy of your painting?." I'm guessing its close to the real thing.
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Feb 3, 2018 23:15
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"We must increase chin capacity"
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Feb 3, 2018 23:16
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Lechtansi posted:He was probably told that he was incredibly handsome his entire life, so if the portrait was too off from his real face there would have been some executions involved "what, are you saying my face isn't worthy of your painting?." I'm guessing its close to the real thing. I think he's more likely to have said something like "Hnyurp glorp urder gurder furder?"
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Feb 3, 2018 23:19
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I can't be the only person who's freaked out by Philip IV's resemblance to Zuck
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Feb 3, 2018 23:20
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There is this insane book titled The Portrait of Mrs Charbuque that starts with and revolves around painting people accurately in portraits, and the consequences of making them appear more beautiful.
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Feb 3, 2018 23:50
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Lechtansi posted:He was probably told that he was incredibly handsome his entire life, so if the portrait was too off from his real face there would have been some executions involved "what, are you saying my face isn't worthy of your painting?." I'm guessing its close to the real thing. The Hapsburg Lip (underbite from generations of inbreeding) was viewed as a symbol of the elite- kind of like the artificially deformed skulls of Mayan aristocracy.
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failing forward posted:There is this insane book titled The Portrait of Mrs Charbuque that starts with and revolves around painting people accurately in portraits, and the consequences of making them appear more beautiful. Ah, didn't that happen with one of Henry the 8ths wives? He imported one from ...Germany? and only saw her portrait?
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Johnny Aztec posted:Ah, didn't that happen with one of Henry the 8ths wives? He imported one from ...Germany? and only saw her portrait? sandoz posted:"the King's beloved sister"
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Bombadilillo posted:The thing I always wonder about that portrait. Do you think the artist was painting it in the most favorable way possible? History did not treat him well. Neither did reality for that matter. quote:Several sources describe his behavior as infantile. Being weak, the king, of course, was subject to the interest of various other rulers who attempted to impose their influence on the territory of Spain. Charles was allegedly easy prey, falling under the influence of those who surrounded him. Writers Will and Ariel Durant note in their book The Story of Civilization that Charles II was “short, lame, epileptic, senile, and completely bald before 35.” They also remark that “he was always on the verge of death.” quote:According to a book entitled Enfermedades de Los Reyes de Espana, penned by Spanish writer Pedro Gargantilla, the physician who carried out the autopsy of the king’s body reportedly noted that the corpse “did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water.” He always reminds me of the scene in Alien 4 where Ripley finds all her hosed up clone abortions and is just so appalled by them she torches the room. 
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quote:"According to a book entitled Enfermedades de Los Reyes de Espana, penned by Spanish writer Pedro Gargantilla, the physician who carried out the autopsy of the king’s body reportedly noted that the corpse “did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water.” This is the most Spanish description of the contents of an inbred monarch imaginable.
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Man, that doctor must have been really pissed at that dead dude. "His dick's small, brain was just....blah, his shits all rotten, he's got a weird ball, and dude's heart is tiny and gross."
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Solice Kirsk posted:Man, that doctor must have been really pissed at that dead dude. Was the doctor named "Frankenstein"? 
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Feb 4, 2018 01:00
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No Frankenstein was the monarch the doctor was simply called "The Monster".
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No no Frankenstein was the cereal the monster was called Fruit Brute
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This doesn't sound correct, but I don't know enough about Spanish monarchies to really dispute that Fruit Brute wasn't involved in the lineage.
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Is this some sort of self owning attempt to say "if gays, then incest"? What compelled her to post this?
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Fruit Brute was Spanish Habsburgs, Count Chocula was Austrian Habsburgs.
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