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He's more interesting than cancer though. One day we'll find out this was an elaborate performance art piece.
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:Ban this piece of poo poo. I saw him circling around the crypto thread and told him to get the gently caress out, he promised not to buy any. Forums cancer is overstating it a little, his posts are still perfectly legible. He never learns and never sticks with anything so his threads are tedious repeats of bad situation/bad ideas/marginal improvement/wipeout of any gains. It's the same poo poo every time.
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Feb 3, 2018 21:56
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:None of us do! It's a BFC Rule for some reason.
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:Ban this piece of poo poo. I saw him circling around the crypto thread and told him to get the gently caress out, he promised not to buy any. So ban him because he's bwm? I'd rather read that poo poo than humble bragging in here tbh.
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Feb 3, 2018 23:11
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Subjunctive posted:Coinbase for one. The bank in which Coinbase stores USD deposit is FDIC insured. If that bank fails, the accounts are covered. Coin balances aren't covered; if coinbase gets hacked / exit scams / goes bust, that's not covered either.
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Someone told me to post this here. I need some help. I need to set up a new checking account, and I want to do it at a place where the debit card will let me buy porn site subscriptions without any problems. Other than that, I don’t need the account to have any special features. I’m not looking to build any interest, I just want a place to keep my money so I can make online purchases (including porn subscriptions). What are the best banks to do this at?
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Someone told me to post this here. I need some help. Porn's free, yo. Look at this BWM guy. Seriously though, as long as it's not a credit union you're probably okay. My credit union locks my card down tight even if the payment processor is out of the country. You can imagine what they do when it's biglyyugebabes.com.
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Why would you pay for porn? I don't understand that. E: I'm not shaming the viewing of porn, for the record.
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Feb 3, 2018 23:39
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Someone told me to post this here. I need some help. Can you specify more? Most banks are ok with porn, but not things like Anime porn... So might have to go to HSBC for something like that.
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I just tried to open a checking account on WellsFargo.com and it said they were unable to approve me for Everyday Checking, but suggested that I try their Opportunity Checking account, which uhh... I don’t think that’s gonna work. To be clear, the reason I need to set up a new checking account is because my family and I had some nastiness with our old accounts at Bank of America due to being broke for awhile, and they shut down our accounts and told us to gently caress off. I imagine that’s gonna limit my bank options, and that some (hopefully not all) of the options I have now aren’t gonna be smut-friendly. Anybody know of some places I can try? Dustoph posted:Can you specify more? Most banks are ok with porn, but not things like Anime porn... So might have to go to HSBC for something like that. Some of the sites I want to get subscriptions for are based outside the USA. Like France and Brazil. Which reminds me, I also need to get a CPF number at some point. Probably not today. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Feb 4, 2018 |
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Schwab investor checking is the best checking account on earth
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Wait you’re having money problem but want to pay for porn? What are you into that it’s not available for free everywhere?
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bob dobbs is dead posted:Schwab investor checking is the best checking account on earth Oh yeah? I'm opening a roth IRA for my kid with Schwab. I will definitely check that out. Can you buy porn with your Schwab checking account? Not anything bad like Brazilian scat. I'm thinking more like traditional like colonial cosplay porn. Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:To be clear, the reason I need to set up a new checking account is because my family and I had some nastiness with our old accounts at Bank of America due to being broke for awhile, and they shut down our accounts and told us to gently caress off. I imagine that’s gonna limit my bank options, and that some (hopefully not all) of the options I have now aren’t gonna be smut-friendly. You might have issues. All big banks are going to run credit checks. You might be able to get in on a credit union, but like I mentioned before...they can be tricky. Were your parents or grandparents in the military and if so are any of them still alive? USAA provides porn for our proud servicemen in far away locales.
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The big issue is that a lot of people use stolen and compromised card numbers to buy porn, so any bank will look more closely at those transactions, since they are on the hook for fraud losses. It's not just porn, any kind of digital good is high risk.
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People stop loving asking me why I want to pay for porn, Jesus Christ. Sometimes I wanna see stuff that isn’t free on Pornhub because it’s copyrighted. It’s cool if you think that’s stupid and I’m a sucker, but you don’t have to be a jerk about it.
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This is somethingawful my dude
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Don't pay for porn Jesus Christ
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:People stop loving asking me why I want to pay for porn, Jesus Christ. Sometimes I wanna see stuff that isn’t free on Pornhub because it’s copyrighted. It’s cool if you think that’s stupid and I’m a sucker, but you don’t have to be a jerk about it. This thread isn't really for bank questions. It's more for making fun of people's financial decisions, so you're going to get grief as someone who is in financial straits trying to do anything other than taking the bus to ALDI to buy rice and beans. Paying for porn is cool, though. I've paid for my share. I don't know if pre-paid VISA cards work for those sites and I'm not about to Google that at work, but I'd look at that as a possibility. That would protect you from linking your basic necessities account with your kink account. KingSlime posted:Don't pay for porn Jesus Christ Gimps are hurting out there. Help them with a tiny donation so they can continue to hurt in new and interesting ways.
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KingSlime posted:Don't pay for porn Jesus Christ Someone has to.
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Krispy Wafer posted:This thread isn't really for bank questions. It's more for making fun of people's financial decisions, so you're going to get grief as someone who is in financial straits trying to do anything other than taking the bus to ALDI to buy rice and beans. Maybe that’s why that guy told me to post that question here. Jerk. Where’s a better place to find this information that doesn’t require me to ask someone who knows my real name or what I look like? Krispy Wafer posted:I don't know if pre-paid VISA cards work for those sites and I'm not about to Google that at work, but I'd look at that as a possibility. That would protect you from linking your basic necessities account with your kink account. Prepaid cards don’t tend to work for sites like that because of... reasons I can’t remember from checking Google earlier but they made sense when I read them.
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Krispy Wafer posted:This thread isn't really for bank questions. It's more for making fun of people's financial decisions, so you're going to get grief as someone who is in financial straits trying to do anything other than taking the bus to ALDI to buy rice and beans. Last time I had to obscure the source of funds for an online purchase a prepaid Visa worked though I had to go to the Visa website and give it a name and address. Any name and address will do, especially if nothing is being mailed. Edit Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:
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The trick is to subscribe to a site that doesn't sound like it. Nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something. Whoah, don't take it out on us.
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Subjunctive posted:Coinbase for one. it's not clear to me that coinbase's insurance is meaningful. from here they only claim insurance for "theft of digital currency that results from a security breach or hack, employee theft, or fraudulent transfer" and only up to the amount they hold online. their offline reserves are not insured. furthermore, they coinsure themselves which means in the event of insolvency the insurer will also likely be insolvent. as for cash balances, they only state that their custodial accounts are fdic insured. if their banking partners go insolvent coinbase will be reimbursed but coinbase is under no obligation and there's no guarantee that if coinbase goes insolvent customer balances are protected. they state they won't use the custodial accounts for operating expenses or any other corporate purpose but in a bankruptcy they won't be able to make that decision the talent deficit fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Feb 4, 2018 |
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Moneyball posted:Whoah, don't take it out on us. I meant the guy that suggested I post here, not y’all.
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Moneyball posted:The trick is to subscribe to a site that doesn't sound like it. Nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something. I think I saw that in the back of a gay mag
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I was just being an unhelpful rear end in a top hat. My experience is banks being more thirsty for new customers than willing to turn them away. When I was a young idiot, I let a Bank of America account go in to the negative due to a bunch of overdraw fees hitting over a weekend. Like four separate instances of $33. I said gently caress that and let whatever happens happen, and opened up a Suntrust account with no problem. Have you gone in to banks in person and tried to sign up? I can't imagine being turned away unless what your family did was catastrophically bad. And once you get a debit card, how many sites are going to be blacklisted? I haven't bought a porn subscription since like the first day I turned 18, but no problems then, and no problems with any other purchases for the last 15 years or so.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I meant the guy that suggested I post here, not y’all. I just figured you were trolling... sorry dude
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ohgodwhat posted:I just figured you were trolling... sorry dude Should have clicked the post history first.
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Moneyball posted:I was just being an unhelpful rear end in a top hat. Meh, it depends. US Bank blacklisted me for about 5 years because I over-drafted on their not a payday loan program. I owed about $300+ and 19 year old self told them to go screw. Banks used to be real trigger happy with something called ChexSystem, it's like Experian for checking accounts, but with fewer data breaches.
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Had a customer (I do subprime cars) spend most of our time together telling me how he was losing money in the most recent bitcoin crash, that he bought in at 20k / per (its 8k now), and how he planned to just ride it out. He was like 'drat, this thing sure is volatile, but you just got to stick with it and it'll go back to 20k again.' Made me think of this thread.
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Polka King on Netflix staring Jack Black running a Ponzi scheme was a pretty good GWM/BWM movie. Olds and greed are a deadly combo.
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Why would you want to ban Zaurg? The comedy is great.
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cuz peeps was seriousposting with zaurg
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n8r posted:Why would you want to ban Zaurg? The comedy is great. I think it's a good idea to hold people accountable - via ostracism, which is the only thing attention-cravers dislike - when their record shows they have no real interest in personal growth, or development, or really changing in any way. If you want a human zoo, there's plenty of other garbage threads where brain-melted goons scream about online spaceships, or some hick's stupid hot dog stand business, or consumer electronics having the wrong kind of RAM, for years and years
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so I could say that I finally figured out what this god damned cube is doing. Get well Lowtax.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Where's a better place to find this information that doesn’t require me to ask someone who knows my real name or what I look like? PM me. I can explain everything and give you ideas on what will work. You'll have to tell me a little bit more about whats going on with your previous bank though.
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Boyfriend has 200+k debt at 25. Is he destined for a life of debt? Full info insidequote:Reddit I’m at a loss and considering ending the relationship because his debt (and current handling of it) isn’t aligning with my long term goals. 
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