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davidspackage posted:Haifisch is posting 2005 NSM in the newspaper Comic Strip thread, I want to inflict this one on others: W-wouldn't it be easier... the other way...?
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:W-wouldn't it be easier... the other way...? Stunt manikin(?) restriction. Faux Peter would have boobs. MJ must have had an ACE bandage as well.
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Feb 3, 2018 22:18
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Also good from that storyline: The Rhino being perfectly content to sit in prison even though he could easily escape at any time...until he saw that an actor was going to play him in a movie.   
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Feb 3, 2018 22:43
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does the rhino actually need that suit to live or something why are they letting him walk around dressed as a rhinoceros in prison
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Feb 3, 2018 22:54
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Are you going to tell the Rhino he needs to take off his suit? I sure as hell ain't, the guy can dress up as he wants.
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Manatee Cannon posted:does the rhino actually need that suit to live or something IIRC it's surgically bonded to him. But what they usually do is put him in the special supervillain prison with walls he can't break.
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davidspackage posted:Haifisch is posting 2005 NSM in the newspaper Comic Strip thread, I want to inflict this one on others: Rhinoceros are infamous for their poor eyesight. Usually they have good hearing, though. I like those two guards realizing they can do jack to stop the Rhino. The MSJ fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Feb 4, 2018 |
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davidspackage posted:Haifisch is posting 2005 NSM in the newspaper Comic Strip thread, I want to inflict this one on others:  You really never know what direction the magic will come from
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Ikasuhito posted:
What makes this is not just the way it works with our earlier speculation and pictures, but the question mark at the end Also, Rhino is usually too stupid to realize he could break out any time, but Peter's bullshit just makes him so mad he'd run at the wall even without a suit. That or he was doing really well with his rehabilitation but Spidey's showboating with the new Rhino just set him off.
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Feb 4, 2018 04:49
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hey, falling right on his head has worked thus far. why change horses midstream?
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Feb 4, 2018 06:39
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“Handle the Lizard” is my favorite euphemism for masturbation.
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Feb 4, 2018 06:40
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I was honestly expecting him to use the pole to spring back up but this is much better
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Feb 4, 2018 06:40
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As everyone knows, heights Spider-Man's greatest weakness. That's why he always patrols the streets of New York at ground level, jogging on the sidewalk.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:07
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This is better than I could have ever asked for.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:13
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I want that last panel framed on my wall.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:15
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The only way the last panel could be better is if MJ was taking her clothes off.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:24
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Well luckily for Spiderman, he's right in front of a hospital.
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"Doctor quick, this Spider man needs blood!"
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Feb 4, 2018 08:10
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Maybe he would get one from a competent person.
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Spiderman will need a transfusion but for whatever reason the only person in Miami whose blood will work is JJJ.
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My God, that last panel could be from the Naked Gun.
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Push El Burrito posted:This is better than I could have ever asked for. You can't even edit to add/change anything. It's perfect.
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Ikasuhito posted:
Oh my God this thread can't get any bett- davidspackage posted:Haifisch is posting 2005 NSM in the newspaper Comic Strip thread, I want to inflict this one on others: Synthbuttrange posted:
Lurdiak posted:The only way the last panel could be better is if MJ was taking her clothes off. Oh my God I was so wrong 
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Feb 4, 2018 12:34
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If only Spidey was screaming as he flew past that window, MJ may have broken off her makeout session long enough to notice!
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Lurdiak posted:The only way the last panel could be better is if MJ was taking her clothes off. 
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Feb 4, 2018 13:29
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As hey lays dying, Peter thinks to himself "right, I stick to walls"
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The final caption completely ignores Spider-Man's current peril to ask "What IS the Reptilian Revolt?".
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Stahlgeist posted:The final caption completely ignores Spider-Man's current peril to ask "What IS the Reptilian Revolt?". To be fair, that's a more interesting question than "Will Spider-Man die?"
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Feb 4, 2018 18:38
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is he even a college student any more?
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Not in NSM. He lives off freelancing for the Bugle and MJ's film income.
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Stahlgeist posted:The final caption completely ignores Spider-Man's current peril to ask "What IS the Reptilian Revolt?". He's not in peril, his head is the softest part of his body. It'll cushion his fall nicely.
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Once again, Spidey was just barely able to overcome his greatest nemesis. His own bone crushing stupidity.
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what is happening in this comic
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Feb 5, 2018 00:09
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This is what he's dreaming as he lies unconscious on the concrete.
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Thankfully, this hospital was designed by an architect famous for his "Randomly Placed Ledge" style of architecture.
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He definitely banged the back of his neck in that second panel. Everything here on out is Spidey's delusional final moments of life.
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