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I wanna go boar hunting with a halberd now. https://youtu.be/5Zy6B6SnoY0 Homeboy chopping pigs in half 17 seconds in.
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LanceHunter posted:Then you’re an idiot who would end up dead or heavily scarred. As mentioned earlier, if a boar is coming at you there isn’t really any target area available to you that isn’t it’s stupid-thick skull. If you’re trying to rely on it’s own momentum that’s even worse because after your spear glances off it’s cheek or forehead you’ve now got a 200+ pound pork tank moving at full speed and too close for you to try and spear again or run away from. Is persistence hunting an option?
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Feb 4, 2018 13:03
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WOULD YOU RATHER FIHT: FIVE BOARS SIZED AS HUMAN BABIES OR FUVEHUNDRED BOAR-SIZED HUMAN BABIES
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Feb 4, 2018 13:24
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Bum the Sad posted:I wanna go boar hunting with a halberd now.
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Feb 4, 2018 13:27
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Bum the Sad posted:I wanna go boar hunting with a halberd now. I knew deep in my heart, before I clicked on this, that it would be a Dads with Swords video. I was not disappointed.
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Feb 4, 2018 13:41
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oohhboy posted:Is persistence hunting an option? Persistence hunting only works on animals that run away.
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Feb 4, 2018 13:59
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Cry Havoc posted:ahhh kill the yuan ti whew lad, that brings me back!
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Feb 4, 2018 14:09
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can you imagine if you had approached someone 25 years ago and said "hey guess what, I have a video of a middle-aged overweight guy throwing a halberd into a dead pig IN SLOW MOTION" and they replied with "oh yeah, one of those Dads with Swords videos" loving internet
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Feb 4, 2018 14:33
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Kharnifex posted:whew lad, that brings me back! want hot water? 
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Feb 4, 2018 14:37
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Bajaj posted:Cross posting: I am genuinely not sure whether she has just painted eyes onto her eyelids then MS painted in her eyebrows Also inb4 im an ugly neckbeard, glass houses, stones etc
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Feb 4, 2018 16:22
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Why isnt boar meat called boark
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Feb 4, 2018 16:42
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Riptor posted:Why isnt boar meat called boark brb registering a trademark
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Feb 4, 2018 16:43
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Riptor posted:Why isnt boar meat called boark You know the answer in your heart. No why
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Feb 4, 2018 16:46
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WarpedNaba posted:To be fair, the squealing wouldn't be so great on my nerves either. Seconding this. An unhappy pig sounds like the bastard offspring of a steel mil and an abattoir being murdered by a rusty hacksaw wielding Michael J. Fox. I had to listen to some guys trying to load a pig into a truck outside my hostel window once. It took forever because the animal must have known what was coming and wouldn't let go of the sidewalk and just screamed and screamed and screamed with this horrible organic-mechanical noise. It's loving terrible and that was in Latin America with an exotic lilting accent. Outrail fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Feb 4, 2018 |
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Feb 4, 2018 16:50
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Outrail posted:Seconding this. An unhappy pig sounds like the bastard offspring of a steel mil and an abattoir being murdered by a rusty hacksaw wielding Michael J. Fox. Back in the early 90's I lived in Hanoi. Some butchers used a patch of grass below our balcony to slaughter pigs on the regular at around five-six o'clock in the morning. That is not a very pleasant alarm clock, although effective. The meat was absolutely spectacular though!
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Feb 4, 2018 17:01
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Potrzebie posted:Back in the early 90's I lived in Hanoi. Some butchers used a patch of grass below our balcony to slaughter pigs on the regular at around five-six o'clock in the morning. That is not a very pleasant alarm clock, although effective. The meat was absolutely spectacular though! I imagine sleeping in became a grueling challenge in psychological self abuse.
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Feb 4, 2018 17:09
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TheRagamuffin posted:I knew deep in my heart, before I clicked on this, that it would be a Dads with Swords video. I was not disappointed. Here for you bro.
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Feb 4, 2018 17:23
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https://i.imgur.com/70E1cdb.mp4
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Feb 4, 2018 19:40
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that dude even had the benefit of the sinkhole being on a slight slope. there's literally no way he could have missed it ~i Faced the hole and the hole won~
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Feb 4, 2018 20:20
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The light coming up in the end is a nice touch.
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Feb 4, 2018 20:25
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It's like he's just lazy too stop.
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Feb 4, 2018 20:49
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nah was just on his phone and not paying attention to the road
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Feb 4, 2018 21:01
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Outrail posted:I imagine sleeping in became a grueling challenge in psychological self abuse. Eventually you get used to it. First time was a special experience though... "What the gently caress!? Why are they torturing animals before sunrise on our balcony?"
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Feb 4, 2018 22:02
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Cry Havoc posted:want hot water? Hot water is definitely good for healthy, and for scale health.
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Feb 5, 2018 00:10
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Potrzebie posted:Eventually you get used to it. First time was a special experience though... "What the gently caress!? Why are they torturing animals before sunrise on our balcony?" Reminds me of my walk to school in Korea past the dog farm.
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Feb 5, 2018 00:59
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Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting!
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Feb 5, 2018 01:14
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The Girls from Brazil?
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Feb 5, 2018 01:16
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Apparently a very close family member of mine has decided to go to China and marry a Chinese woman who wants to marry him but does not speak any English. I hope that they are very happy although admit I do wonder about the logistics of it.
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Feb 5, 2018 03:06
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penis goes in the vagina sideways
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Feb 5, 2018 03:07
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Well she is also in her 50s, and divorced. Apparently she's well-off but absolutely wants to get the hell out of China.
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Feb 5, 2018 03:11
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That might actually work out, especially if she hates her family and cuts off ties with her hometown.
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Feb 5, 2018 03:51
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I mostly think "well he's actually very nice, and there's not much in China for an older divorced woman I assume  "
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Feb 5, 2018 04:09
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that's true tho. if a woman ever divorces a man in china she is persona non grata basically forever.
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Feb 5, 2018 04:24
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Pick posted:Well she is also in her 50s, and divorced. Apparently she's well-off but absolutely wants to get the hell out of China. If she's well off there's no need for her to marry anyone
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Feb 5, 2018 04:49
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To get out of China and spite her ex/family. Maybe human companionship?
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Feb 5, 2018 05:40
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yeah there is, social acceptance. she can be well off but that won't buy a single woman acceptance and immunity from the constant browbeating that characterizes 'polite' chinese society
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Feb 5, 2018 05:42
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Potrzebie posted:Eventually you get used to it. First time was a special experience though... "What the gently caress!? Why are they torturing animals before sunrise on our balcony?" Bringing someone home must have been a treat. I'd stay up all night just to watch them wake up.
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Feb 5, 2018 05:56
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This thread provides a lot of valuable insight, especially for someone who lives in best China (japan), but what’s up with the death gif posting? I don’t like it. Haier esp is all about those and ‘ugly girl’ tinder pics...it’s weird and negative and mean (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾
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Feb 5, 2018 06:48
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Riptor posted:Why isnt boar meat called boark simplefish posted:brb registering a trademark Too late.
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lol c/d it's only snuff if it gives you a boner
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