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ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Burt Sexual posted:

Pull up thread!

I wish I was at mar-a-lago watching the super bowl w/donald

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I love to gently caress and would like to try it once in real life, someday.

I'm here for you, if you want to gently caress....

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Minimalist Program posted:

I'm here for you, if you want to gently caress....

This is the original theme song from FRIENDS btw

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I love to gently caress and would like to try it once in real life, someday.

it's p fun friendo, give it a shot

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

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Bust Rodd posted:

He was worried we’d be stopped by police or something on the way from the accident, and arguing with a 6’4 kickboxer with headtrauma is impossible.

I’d argue that he is just as stupid as healthcare in the US

How can you be friends with such a person?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't understand why anyone would willingly associate with a libertarian.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/959433726852845569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

Placebo-X
Oct 28, 2007

Gorefluff posted:

About the ER bill thing, I thought I had a concussion after getting into a fight (more like a shouting and shoving match; I’m not a fighter outside DnD lol!) with my wife’s boyfriend and slipped on some beer he spilled on the floor. Had all the symptoms I looked up online. So I had to call an ambulance because neither of them would drive me because the game was just starting and they didn’t believe I was hearing ringing or my eyes were dilated, and it was raining so I wasn’t going to take my bike. Anyway $6500 of my savings later plus whatever the ambulance is going to bill me for all I got was a Tylenol and still had to cab it all the way across town to my parents place since it was her night to have the townhouse anyway. Miserable, miserable experience, full communism now.

LOL. $6500 for a castration procedure is cheap if the rest of the stories of the American medical system are true. We

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Placebo-X posted:

LOL. $6500 for a castration procedure is cheap if the rest of the stories of the American medical system are true. We

couldn't you just get a horse to kick your balls into orbit for free

edit: mike pence don't read this

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

the milk machine posted:

couldn't you just get a horse to kick your balls into orbit for free

edit: mike pence don't read this

he doesn't need balls to take giant throbbing horse cock up his grotesquely distended rectum

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011
So no-one told you gently caress was gonna be this waaaay
*clap clap clapclap*
Your politics are a joke, you're broke and and your love-life's definitely gaaaaay
*clap clap clapclap*

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

i dont see why more people dont get into cuckoldry i mean do you want an heir who's prone to eczema or one who is over six and a half feet and is good at sports

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011

Former DILF posted:

i dont see why more people dont get into cuckoldry i mean do you want an heir who's prone to eczema or one who is over six and a half feet and is good at sports

But enough about Barron Trump,

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Here's the full ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BiWtH0HywY

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Chernobyl baby posted:

But enough about Barron Trump,

its too bad that larry bird carried the autism gene

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011
Is it pronounced Baron like the red baron, or bar-run?

I wouldnt be surprised if the stable genius and his Russian mail-order bride misspelled his name and are now owning it

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

its from the italian pironi, it means beer

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Looks like Philadelphia will win over patriots

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Trumps team, owner, coach and player lost tonight

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Trumps team, owner, coach and player lost tonight

think you mean WINNING!!!!

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

What the gently caress happened itt

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Trumps team, owner, coach and player lost tonight

Pennsylvania voted for Trump.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

What the gently caress happened itt

https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/960353573581283329?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

a random loving bowling alley decided not to show the nfl this surely means football is dead and gay

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

lol

Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



Tom Brady lost. Surely this is an omen that Mueller will make his move soon. Any day now.

Any day...

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Could this be the timeline beginning to heal and correct itself?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



lol

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
wait i thought they were burning merchandise and tickets and boycotting nfl to own the libs butnow its a muslim conspiracy instead? its hard to keep up with such deeply complex and nuanced retardation

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Who lost the superbowl tonight?



It was ME. We

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
If republican:
1.examine surroundings
2.all good?
If yes: praise Jesus for preventing any minorities from ruining your day
If no: MUSLIMS! SATAN! LIBERAL CONSPIRACY! EMAILS! MEMO!

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/960359628256301057

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

A ‘tard who twit in he own tweet. A shamful Trump

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

i've never been able to figure out the origin of: a ____ who ____ he own ____

:sigh:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Wu-Tang

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Stink Billyums posted:

The district is in Chicago and the last election for the seat went 65-35, so I'm guessing only half of the white population will vote for a literal Nazi leader and he gets 30%.

America seems really loving lovely lmao

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Bob NewSCART posted:

America seems really loving lovely lmao

that avatar owns

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Gets charged 16,000 dollars by the ER for having an emergency, elects nazi that will charge you 20,000

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Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Brainwashing is cool though, like you Can literally make people believe being a full blown nazi isn’t as bad as being a Democrat lmao

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