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Tiny Lowtax posted:I don’t even know where the gently caress to buy moon pies if I even wanted to theres probably a stale moonpie sweating in a gas station right now somewhere within 2 miles of you
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Tiny Lowtax posted:I don’t even know where the gently caress to buy moon pies if I even wanted to Dollar general and Walgreens usually have them cheap. Trap sprung, I guess?
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Feb 5, 2018 04:23
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Tiny Lowtax posted:I don’t even know where the gently caress to buy moon pies if I even wanted to The sixties I think
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Feb 5, 2018 04:32
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syscall girl posted:The sixties I think
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Feb 5, 2018 04:35
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mind the walrus posted:I'm pretty sure that's when the last new ones were made. They didn't have the expiration dates back then, it's fine.
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Feb 5, 2018 04:40
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Former DILF posted:theres probably a stale moonpie sweating in a gas station right now somewhere within 2 miles of you What a time to be alive!
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Feb 5, 2018 04:47
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A gross gas station pie of empty calories with a cool social media presence, why must life be so hard.
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Feb 5, 2018 04:53
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Former DILF posted:theres probably a stale moonpie sweating in a gas station right now somewhere within 2 miles of you A moon pie is basically a wagon wheel, except wagon wheels have jam. One thing they both have in common is that they're pre-made stale. Every one I've ever tried, tasted like the biscuit was old stock kept in underground bunkers since the Blitz.
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Feb 5, 2018 05:06
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Tiny Lowtax posted:I don’t even know where the gently caress to buy moon pies if I even wanted to Gas stations, mostly.
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Feb 5, 2018 05:14
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Gorilla Salad posted:One thing they both have in common is that they're pre-made stale. Every one I've ever tried, tasted like the biscuit was old stock kept in underground bunkers since the Blitz. No poo poo. When I was a little kid, I’d hear old people rhapsodize about MOON PIES and every couple years, I’d buy one. ‘gently caress, these things are stale as hell’ would go through my mind, and it would take me quite awhile to forget how crappy they were. Then I’d do it all over again.
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Feb 5, 2018 05:57
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Johnny Aztec posted:Yes it is. A wise man. Moon pies are "NOT GOOD" and should be passed up for the far superior Swiss Cake Rolls in every situation. Marshmallow and cookie......not even chocolate can hide your shame from God.
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Feb 5, 2018 06:00
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it's a graham cracker not a cookie.
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Feb 5, 2018 06:01
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What a time to be alive.
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Feb 5, 2018 06:02
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Sponge Baathist posted:it's a graham cracker not a cookie. BE GONE DEMON!!!!!!
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Feb 5, 2018 06:05
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Picnic Princess posted:You named yourself after a food product. I posted in a mod namechange thread and this is what I was anointed with. Lowtax be praised!
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Feb 5, 2018 06:27
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i like moonpies and i am not ashamed
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Feb 5, 2018 06:35
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A legit homemade moon pie is the best don't @ me.
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Feb 5, 2018 06:38
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Inescapable Duck posted:What a time to be alive. 
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Feb 5, 2018 07:12
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You’re supposed to zap a MoonPie in the microwave until the marshmallow makes it grow many inches tall and the chocolate goes super soft. Then when you take it out it lowers back to its regular size and you can’t tell it’s stale.
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Feb 5, 2018 07:30
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I found a thing: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3848372
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Feb 5, 2018 07:59
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I actually did eat a Moon Pie today and it was very good. Well, thanks for listening to my story. Inzombiac has a new favorite as of 08:07 on Feb 5, 2018 |
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Feb 5, 2018 08:02
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Metaline posted:You’re supposed to zap a MoonPie in the microwave until the marshmallow makes it grow many inches tall and the chocolate goes super soft. Then when you take it out it lowers back to its regular size and you can’t tell it’s stale. It was invented in 1917 though. Dude was some kind of visionary to foresee microwave ovens way back then.
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Feb 5, 2018 08:08
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Facebook Aunt posted:It was invented in 1917 though. Dude was some kind of visionary to foresee microwave ovens way back then. All I know is that was the only way to make them taste not stale when I was little. Poor pre-microwave kids!
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Feb 5, 2018 08:16
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Feb 5, 2018 09:04
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That looks like some crazy eyes going on there. Though some people are just like that, I know a girl who looked a lot like that (minus the pink hair) and she was probably one of the most sensible people around.
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Feb 5, 2018 10:20
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Inescapable Duck posted:That looks like some crazy eyes going on there. Though some people are just like that, I know a girl who looked a lot like that (minus the pink hair) and she was probably one of the most sensible people around. Yup, it's the eyes, definitely not the fact that she's wearing a wedding dress on a dating site pic. Or it could be fake? But would someone just do that?
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Feb 5, 2018 11:39
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I feel the need not to judge by appearance and am physically incapable of staying on-topic. In any case, I really kind of want to know the full story here. I'm sure it's worthy of an r/relationships post at least.
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Feb 5, 2018 11:48
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Absolutely no Zeros or SR-71s.
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Feb 5, 2018 12:23
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Would this be acceptable?
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Feb 5, 2018 12:33
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Hyperlynx posted:Would this be acceptable? You'd be lucky to get an over-the-clothes handjob.
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Feb 5, 2018 12:54
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spog posted:You'd be lucky to get an over-the-clothes handjob. more likely she's trying to gently caress your plane like that guy that hosed airwolf
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Feb 5, 2018 12:59
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I can't see myself with anyone who calls a Bf109 an Me 
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Feb 5, 2018 13:00
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Android Apocalypse posted:A legit homemade moon pie is the best don't @ me. Isn't that just an inside-out s'more, though?
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Feb 5, 2018 13:17
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LifeSunDeath posted:more likely she's trying to gently caress your plane like that guy that hosed airwolf I figured it was some zany scheme. Possibly to get revenge on her runaway groom.
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Feb 5, 2018 13:21
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Is there a difference between Moon Pies and Mallomars?
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Feb 5, 2018 13:49
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Mallomars don't taste like nipple pasties left on an anthill.
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Feb 5, 2018 13:51
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JnnyThndrs posted:No poo poo. When I was a little kid, I’d hear old people rhapsodize about MOON PIES and every couple years, I’d buy one. ‘gently caress, these things are stale as hell’ would go through my mind, and it would take me quite awhile to forget how crappy they were. Then I’d do it all over again. MOON PIES used to be slang for butt sex in the 40s and 50s. Your grandpa was talking 'bout butt fuckin' and you never knew. See if you can guess what "nutter butters" used to be slang for also butt sex
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Feb 5, 2018 13:54
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I'm 100% lying but I think it'd also be great if we could spread "moon pies = old timey buttsex talk" as a new urban myth
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Feb 5, 2018 13:55
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I'm 100% lying but I think it'd also be great if we could spread "moon pies = old timey buttsex talk" as a new urban myth That would be so fetch.
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