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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Make that pixel certified

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Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

Make that game.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Make that youtube video.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Make it stop!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Scruffpuff posted:

That's the whole point for a company that knows what it's doing to have a cert. Might I propose this alternate scenario:

Chris Roberts: (browsing the "www.starcitizen.com" intranet site in 2013) HOW COME ON MY BROWSER OUR SITE DOESN'T SAY SECURE
IT: Because you're just browsing our intranet site, it's fine.
Chris Roberts: IT'S NOT FINE WHEN I GO TO ELITEDANGEROUS.COM THE PIXEL IS GREEN AND IT SAYS SECURE
IT: Yes, because elitedangerous.com is a registered domain protected with a valid SSL certificate.
Chris Roberts: I WANT A VALID ESSESSELL CERTIFICATE
IT: Chris, this is just an intranet site, we don't need that, nobody outside the company...
Chris Roberts: I WANT ESSESSELL GREEN PIXELS LIKE FRONTIER HAS
IT: Here's the thing, we don't actually own the starcitizen.com domain, so we can't get a val...
Chris Roberts: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T OWN IT WE DO OWN IT I SAID "STAR CITIZEN" AND NOW IT'S A GAME I'M MAKING I OWN IT I MADE WING COMMANDER
IT: ...
Chris Roberts: MAKE IT HAPPEN OR I WILL loving REPLACE YOU WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN
IT: gently caress it.

Heh, I'll laugh my rear end off if they run (which somewhat appears to be) an internal starcitizen.com domain internally with a split DNS just to placate Roberts. So when he goes to starcitizen.com from his airplane desk it looks like it is theirs and he is happy.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Print the shirts!

wait.

Wrong forum.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

iospace posted:

Print the shirts!

wait.

Wrong forum.

Skullmund has shirts now?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Mr.Tophat posted:

Skullmund has shirts now?

It's a TFF meme.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

iospace posted:

It's a TFF meme.

I made the sound 'tff' and it doesn't help me find out what TFF is. So 'tff'

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Mr.Tophat posted:

I made the sound 'tff' and it doesn't help me find out what TFF is. So 'tff'

https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=181

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Oh, the handegg hut, ok

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Mr.Tophat posted:

Oh, the handegg hut, ok

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Sodium is a better friend to my heart than what lies within your posts

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
MassivelyOP: STAR CITIZEN EXPLAINS WHERE BABY SHIPS COME FROM

quote:

“It’s a long process,” Roberts quips. “It involves approximately 49 years of obsessively watching science fiction films and TV shows and reading a lot of science fiction novels, plus being a bit of a World War I and World War II enthusiast, and taking all of that and then coming up with various ideas for ships that have sort of been inspired by things that you’ve seen, things that you’ve read, things you know in the real world that fill in the various roles that we have in the game.”

Is this real? The fact that I can't tell reminds me of the wave mocap.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Mr.Tophat posted:

Ever heard of monkey writing? Automatic writing? Just keep hitting keys and forcing yourself to type, even if you run out of ideas and have to write sheep sheep sheep sheep

It's an actual writing technique that allows you to keep churning out words. Doesn't matter if they're terrible, you just have to get something out there to edit. Was real fun to do in my first year of university, works well with writing prompts.

Works different with a keyboard as to longhand but hey. I've typed enough words in this post at least

I must post but I have no poo poo.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Beexoffel posted:

I must post but I have no poo poo.

Keep it up, keep trying.

Remember, joke development sometimes begins with a few blanks

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Virtual Captain posted:

MassivelyOP: STAR CITIZEN EXPLAINS WHERE BABY SHIPS COME FROM


Is this real? The fact that I can't tell reminds me of the wave mocap.

It has the tag alpha

It's top dog

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Virtual Captain posted:

MassivelyOP: STAR CITIZEN EXPLAINS WHERE BABY SHIPS COME FROM


Is this real? The fact that I can't tell reminds me of the wave mocap.

Best part is that there are no roles in the game, since there are no game mechanics yet. Not implemented, coded, considered, designed, or even planned. Just ships.

Second best part is full admission that he has no vision at all and is just regurgitating things that people with actual vision have already created.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Mr.Tophat posted:

"It's probably unconnected," I say as I muse over the pipeline

No no no, every time they fixed the pipelines they mean they haven't experienced another flooding in their basement.

Livestream status: Saved

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Mr.Tophat posted:

Keep it up, keep trying.

Remember, joke development sometimes begins with a few blanks

I just post but have to poo poo.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
One hundred eighty million dollars folks.

It is insane.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Virtual Captain posted:

MassivelyOP: STAR CITIZEN EXPLAINS WHERE BABY SHIPS COME FROM

Is this real? The fact that I can't tell reminds me of the wave mocap.

Great artists steal - Kurt Cobain

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Lladre posted:

One hundred eighty million dollars folks.

It is insane.

I feel as if you are grounded as to reality in regard to response to all this

I literally gave a large belly laugh at your post

I am grateful you aren't jaded

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Jobbo_Fett posted:

No no no, every time they fixed the pipelines they mean they haven't experienced another flooding in their basement.

Livestream status: Saved

ZUG ZUG

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Scruffpuff posted:

That's the whole point for a company that knows what it's doing to have a cert. Might I propose this alternate scenario:

Chris Roberts: (browsing the "www.starcitizen.com" intranet site in 2013) HOW COME ON MY BROWSER OUR SITE DOESN'T SAY SECURE
IT: Because you're just browsing our intranet site, it's fine.
Chris Roberts: IT'S NOT FINE WHEN I GO TO ELITEDANGEROUS.COM THE PIXEL IS GREEN AND IT SAYS SECURE
IT: Yes, because elitedangerous.com is a registered domain protected with a valid SSL certificate.
Chris Roberts: I WANT A VALID ESSESSELL CERTIFICATE
IT: Chris, this is just an intranet site, we don't need that, nobody outside the company...
Chris Roberts: I WANT ESSESSELL GREEN PIXELS LIKE FRONTIER HAS
IT: Here's the thing, we don't actually own the starcitizen.com domain, so we can't get a val...
Chris Roberts: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T OWN IT WE DO OWN IT I SAID "STAR CITIZEN" AND NOW IT'S A GAME I'M MAKING I OWN IT I MADE WING COMMANDER
IT: ...
Chris Roberts: MAKE IT HAPPEN OR I WILL loving REPLACE YOU WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN
IT: gently caress it.

Make that red pixel green!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Tokamak posted:

Great artists steal - Kurt Cobain

Great artists steal - Kurt Cobain

- Ryan Archer

DrBall_MD
Oct 11, 2016

Daztek posted:

What is anime

Cartoons for pedophiles.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

aFFIRMATIVE

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
OVERLORD TANK


IS

READYYY

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
This shitpost is heavy

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Virtual Captain posted:

MassivelyOP: STAR CITIZEN EXPLAINS WHERE BABY SHIPS COME FROM


Is this real? The fact that I can't tell reminds me of the wave mocap.

lmbo "Hey make one that looks like an F1 car," I say to the team. "Yes, I sure am glad I spent those four decades laboriously studying spaceship design theory."

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
4 days.

I figured why I don't find the normal poo poo as funny as I used to. It's already over, the game is poo poo, everyone knows it and there won't be any significant change in it for another 9 months.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Beet Wagon posted:

lmbo "Hey make one that looks like an F1 car," I say to the team. "Yes, I sure am glad I spent those four decades laboriously studying spaceship design theory."

It was I who said to the team, "Make this vehicle phallic shaped."

It's remained that way ever since I first pioneered the subject.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Beet Wagon posted:

lmbo "Hey make one that looks like an F1 car," I say to the team. "Yes, I sure am glad I spent those four decades laboriously studying spaceship design theory."

:laffo: if you think vehicles of the future aren't designed by computers only so that the designers can just get a free paycheck

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Ah, Gorban, glad you could make it to the annual spaceship design meeting the bigwigs at corporate hold for us! Have you seen the new MXT-80 Type RSQK Alpha? What a be-ute!

*leans over a wooden mock-up of a new spaceship design*

Its almost unreal how well the computers design these things these days. I wonder what it was like, way back in the past...

*flashback shows croberts waving his hands around in a ten by five foot office trying to sell someone on a Bond Bug*

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Beet Wagon posted:

lmbo "Hey make one that looks like an F1 car," I say to the team. "Yes, I sure am glad I spent those four decades laboriously studying spaceship design theory."

Weird how F1 is eliminating grid girls and Roberts will have girls in Star Citizen.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Colostomy Bag posted:

Weird how F1 is eliminating grid girls and Roberts will have girls in Star Citizen.

Gotta have something for Sandi to do

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Gotta have something for Sandi to do

Full Burnie wouldn't have let it happened.

SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011

Those with Alpha or pre-alpha or pre-pre-pre-Alpha or whatever access.


What cert is the Executable signed with? :allears:

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

https://twitter.com/discolando/status/960346475422146560

That stupid loving tattoo from a stupid movie. Why? WHY!?!?

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