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You can't even blame that on the internet, when I was a teenager I had heavily censored porn or softcore Cinemax, neither of which were ever going to acknowledge the clit. I thought oral was just using your tongue to gently caress a girl like you would your dick and had no idea why it would be better when a tongue is so much smaller Even old school porn teaches you dumb poo poo about sex, it's just different dumb poo poo
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I had to learn how to do oral when I was a teen from a girl who drew a diagram for me in loving Palace chat.
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Every girl I've ever eaten out has had wildly different things she liked, too. I've read five or so in-depth guides/books that purported to tell me what She Really Wanted, and none of them corresponded 100% or even 70% with any particular lady. With a dick, it's easy; as long as there's some kind of friction, you're getting at least a passing grade. But the vagina is a strange and mysterious device, and one must work carefully to craft a perfect, artisanal oral masterpiece custom-built for the client in question. My current partner prefers me to place my tongue directly on her clit and not move it at all while rubbing around the labia majora with my fingers. Unusual, but it's what she wants. 
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Jan 23, 2018 21:52
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My girlfriend likes to yell at me until I want to give up than comes off of my disappointment. Plz don't kink shame
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Turtlicious posted:My girlfriend likes to yell at me until I want to give up than comes off of my disappointment. Plz don't kink shame It's ok, most men end up with a woman that's a lot like their mother
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I was with a new person last night and we both wanted to have sex but I couldn't maintain an erection. We talked about it and she was supportive and we still had fun. We have another date on Friday and I want to be able to perform. No masturbation/porn until after Friday. Hopefully this cold will go away. Anything else I'm missing besides "don't get into a negative spiral of anxiety and disappointment"? This is a new experience for me.
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Jan 24, 2018 16:47
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Don't get too drunk.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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But a tiny bit buzzed can help if it helps with anxiety. Remember that even if you don't get an erection you can still please her with tongue, fingers etc. So if you can't get it up, try fooling around and don't stress out about it. It will probably come back from arousal at hearing and seeing her enjoyment. Stressing out about it is probably the worst thing you can do as it makes you self conscious, as you probably know, so I'd say just bask in the heat of the moment and don't overthink things.
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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:Why is eating pussy apparently so hard for guys to figure out? It's drat obvious to me :| Serious answer; you're probably not telling them what you like. Anecdotally, I've asked my bi friends if girls are inherently better at foreplay/oral and the consensus is generally "no". They still got to learn what their partner wants, which can be drastically different from others. On the other side, I don't have a vagina, but I've met girls that had no clue how to suck a dick and others who's technique made me question the make up of the penises that enjoyed them.
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Turtlicious posted:My girlfriend likes to yell at me until I want to give up than comes off of my disappointment. Plz don't kink shame Not that kind of "oral", dude.
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MettleRamiel posted:Serious answer; you're probably not telling them what you like. Anecdotally, I've asked my bi friends if girls are inherently better at foreplay/oral and the consensus is generally "no". They still got to learn what their partner wants, which can be drastically different from others. Ah, the "To Have And Have Not" style of cocksucking. You put your lips together and blow.
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Not a lot of guys can suck their own dick and I bet self-cunnilingus is even harder, so it's a bit weird to expect someone to be good at oral just because they have the same genitals.
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Halser posted:Not a lot of guys can suck their own dick and I bet self-cunnilingus is even harder, so it's a bit weird to expect someone to be good at oral just because they have the same genitals. The idea is since you have the same genitals you'll have a rough idea of what should feel good and what doesn't - not that you're automatically a same-sex oral master. Geoj fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Jan 30, 2018 |
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I can teach you the best way to cut a gently caress hole in a watermelon though.....
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Geoj posted:The idea is since you have the same genitals you'll have a rough idea of what should feel good and what doesn't - not that you're automatically a same-sex oral master. That's where i started from lol. And I called it 'intuitive' since unless they are a monk or something you should be able to tell whether something you do feels really really good from the way the move, gasp, moan, etc. That's how i figured out the best way to eat out my friend after a couple times, at least lol, and checking with her I was right. :P
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I mean, it's good that you have a partner who is so communicative, but plenty of people don't do those things. My current partner often grimaces, frowns, and grits her teeth when things feel really good. It took me more than a year to get used to, and I still regularly check to make sure she's doing alright, because she does the same thing when she's uncomfortable or in pain. Many people aren't showoffs, or just aren't trying to communicate anything and so things are unclear. It's like how when you startle people, some of them will scream, and some will shout random words, and some will fall over like a cartoon, and some will just punch you right in your fuckin' face. People react wildly differently to the same stimuli.
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John Lee posted:...., and some will just punch you right in your fuckin' face.... Haha, ironically all my partners have had this trait. What are the odds!?!
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To be fair, if you're the kind of person who regularly jump-scares people, you probably deserve a good few punches to the face. I mean, nothing crippling, and not all at once. It's just like, give back to the community, y'know?
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DandyLion posted:I can teach you the best way to cut a gently caress hole in a watermelon though..... Do you chamfer the edge?
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So prom is in a couple of days. My date and I have both never had sex before and we want to do it. We just don’t know where to go or what to do if we even get a place. Any tips or advice?
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AutisticAwl posted:So prom is in a couple of days. My date and I have both never had sex before and we want to do it. We just don’t know where to go or what to do if we even get a place. Any tips or advice? Go to whoever's bedroom smells nicer. What you do depends on the genitalia involved, but you can probably figure out what goes where.
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AutisticAwl posted:So prom is in a couple of days. My date and I have both never had sex before and we want to do it. We just don’t know where to go or what to do if we even get a place. Any tips or advice? Use a condom. Kids suck.
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AutisticAwl posted:So prom is in a couple of days. My date and I have both never had sex before and we want to do it. We just don’t know where to go or what to do if we even get a place. Any tips or advice? Where do they do prom in February? Use protection. You don't want to get saddled with consequences at this time in your life.
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To clarify on some things: 1. ALWAYS USE A loving CONDOM. Becoming a father at 16,17, and 18 years old is horrifying. Just use protection. 2. I’m not sure if I should rent a hotel room for the night or back to her/my place. 3. She said she wanted to try “all positions” but I’m not so sure about that. What are the best to do if it’s your first time?
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Just have fun. Do what feels right in the moment. Don't come up with, like, a setlist of positions beforehand.
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All positions lol. What ever happened to an awkward bj, haphazard fingering and missionary? Don’t over complicate this. Go for the basics. Be plenty of other times. She gonna bring a score card to check off positions?
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Missionary is always a safe bet, with whoever on top (though i suppose if shes on top thats 'cowgirl'?? w/e I hate that name), and a hotel room is really only needed if you want absolute privacy or its part of a romantic evening plan or something. Also, do alot of foreplay!! It makes everything SO much better.
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AutisticAwl posted:3. She said she wanted to try “all positions” but I’m not so sure about that. What are the best to do if it’s your first time? On top, doggy and normal?
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Whatever happened to the allure of the backseat of whatever lovely car/rented limo you drove there?
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Origami Dali posted:Whatever happened to the allure of the backseat of whatever lovely car/rented limo you drove there? Backseats aren't big enough anymore.
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Man my first time was in the back of a 82 VW siracco. Literally, no loving (heh) room.
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If you're going to prom I assume you are young enough that you don't have a hip bachelor pad to go back to. Most people get rooms at prom so they don't have to go back to their parents house and try to gently caress real quiet cause mom's up watching Gunsmoke reruns and chain smoking camels. Don't expect to last long enough to try more than a couple positions. Do a ton of foreplay. Just listen to each other and enjoy yourselves you crazy kids.
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And don't worry if it's big enough. You've seen a tampon, right? Well, that string isn't there to tie onto something so it won't fall out.
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AutisticAwl posted:So prom is in a couple of days. My date and I have both never had sex before and we want to do it. We just don’t know where to go or what to do if we even get a place. Any tips or advice? Scarleteen.com has the info you need.
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Jedit posted:And don't worry if it's big enough. You've seen a tampon, right? Well, that string isn't there to tie onto something so it won't fall out. If you haven’t put on a condom. Practice. It’s not “normal” feeling so try it out.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Scarleteen.com has the info you need. Seconding this. A+ very good advice there. Also, if you can, think of sex like a performance, or an art form. The more you do it, the better you'll get at it. If your first time is great, awesome. If it's meh, well, you have all the other times you'll have sex together to get better. Try not to get too hung up on the first time and just enjoy yourselves.
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Also show her this thread so we can laugh at you when she doesn't sleep with you because of how goony you are.
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It’s become that time in history when kids will be able to ask their parents about sex and instead of trying to explain it they just fire up their first sex clip.
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Remember to meow whilst escaping the room like a cat
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KillHour posted:Also show her this thread so we can laugh at you when she doesn't sleep with you because of how goony you are. Yeah, first-time jitters are not exactly uncommon and the question was pretty reasonable. Don't be an rear end in a top hat. AutisticAwl, your best bet is to rent a hotel room, it'll make it feel more special and you'll have maximum privacy.
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