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The real issue with "no problem" it's that it's cultural appropriation. My wife's family didn't sneak into the country so that I could whitewash "de nada". They are a proud hard-working people with a rich heritage.
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RNG posted:Dear mom, ganked a pack of smokes from you. I ate one of my grandfather's smoke as a 7 year old kid because I thought they were Popeye Candy Sticks but adult-sized. He laughed as I vomited all over the floor. My Mom forced him to keep his smokes in his car afterwards.
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:The real issue with "no problem" it's that it's cultural appropriation. My wife's family didn't sneak into the country so that I could whitewash "de nada". They are a proud hard-working people with a rich heritage. No wall, no problemo
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 16:27 |
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axolotl farmer posted:How about some saccharine and schmaltz backed up by the world's neatest handwriting from a 7-yo boy? "Dammit, my adult woman handwriting doesn't look at all like a seven-year-old boy's! What can I do to fix this?" *haphazardly tears a corner off the paper* "Perfect."
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# ? Feb 6, 2018 17:19 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:When people thank me I fall to my knees and insist that I am not worthy of their gratitude before falling forward and sobbingly begging for forgiveness. Fun fact: The French word for thank you is "merci" because after doing a favor for someone they can force you to do something in return, so you're asking for mercy against them making you do something unpleasant.
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Whiskey A Go Go! posted:I ate one of my grandfather's smoke as a 7 year old kid because I thought they were Popeye Candy Sticks but adult-sized. He laughed as I vomited all over the floor. My Mom forced him to keep his smokes in his car afterwards. You didn't notice you were holding a paper tube, then eating a paper tube, and the tube was filled with little bitter bits and a filter? You still ate it?
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DavidAlltheTime posted:You didn't notice you were holding a paper tube, then eating a paper tube, and the tube was filled with little bitter bits and a filter? You still ate it? Kids are loving dumb.
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My mum used to be a heavy smoker. Would smoke a pack a day, easily. She tried quitting several times, even asked us to hide the cigarettes. It never worked. Then someone recommended Allen Carr's The Easy Way to Stop Smoking to her, and that's done it for her. After smoking for 25 years, she just went cold turkey and doesn't smoke to this day. This book is loving magic.
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Paladinus posted:My mum used to be a heavy smoker. Would smoke a pack a day, easily. She tried quitting several times, even asked us to hide the cigarettes. It never worked. Is the book just one sentence saying "don't buy any more cigarettes and stop smoking them"?
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Paladinus posted:My mum used to be a heavy smoker. Would smoke a pack a day, easily. She tried quitting several times, even asked us to hide the cigarettes. It never worked. I haven't smoked (or used any nicotine products) in 2 or 3 years, and that book also did it for me. The book, and also the ever present thought that I threw out like 200 bucks of vaping equipment when I quit for good, and if I start again it's like I just flushed all that money down the toilet. THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:Is the book just one sentence saying "don't buy any more cigarettes and stop smoking them"? Basically, but with short motivational speaker-esque anecdotes between those sentences.
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:Is the book just one sentence saying "don't buy any more cigarettes and stop smoking them"? I read it a few years ago, it worked for about a month before I backslid
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haha I wish that simply asking nicely would've convinced my parents to stop smoking a pack a day for my entire pre-adult life but instead they told me that the smell wasn't real and it's not harmful
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 02:55 |
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When I was a kid, I nagged my Mom into quitting smoking. I was a relentlessly whiny twerp. Then again, her older sister is now dying of lung cancer
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 03:14 |
"people saying kids are heartless" holy moley lol
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 03:25 |
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Paladinus posted:After smoking for 25 years, she just went cold turkey and doesn't smoke to this day. I was disappointed but less confused when I learned that the cold turkey method wasn't substituting turkey for cigarettes.
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Ibblebibble posted:I've just appropriated the Australian "No worries" and given myself a new problem. I'm worse. I tend to say "No wahala" (accent on the second syllable - It's Nigerian-American pidgin. Wahala is like headache and stress and worry all rolled into one). Actually, nobody's said anything about it. They just sort of smile at the sound of the word.
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Katt posted:I had an unfortunate acquaintance who celebrated 24 hours drug free. A few days later he stopped counting and then never talked about it again. Or worse, like back when I was married. I was trying to quit and had gone all day. I was hanging on by my fingernails when my wife looks at me and says "Jesus, you're being an rear end in a top hat. Wait, you haven't had a cigarette all day! Let me go get you some...", gets up, puts her coat on and heads out the door.
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Twitch posted:I haven't smoked (or used any nicotine products) in 2 or 3 years, and that book also did it for me. The book, and also the ever present thought that I threw out like 200 bucks of vaping equipment when I quit for good, and if I start again it's like I just flushed all that money down the toilet. I quit about a decade ago and honestly couldn't afford to smoke now. In Australia a pack of 25s is about $35 dollars and a carton's about $230*. It hasn't done much to stop people smoking, but it's certainly changed the crime rate. * I would like to thank online retailer iFag for helping me find the prices. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 06:29 on Feb 7, 2018 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:I quit about a decade ago and honestly couldn't afford to smoke now. In Australia a pack of 25s is about $35 dollars and a carton's about $230*. As in, more people robbing and stealing to pay for the Marlboros?
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 09:10 |
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Yep. Armed robberies and break ins where they don't want what's in the register or safe, just the ciggies.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 09:46 |
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Australia is the only place I've seen some vagrant picking through a bin for cigarette ends and been like, ok here I get it, at least.
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# ? Feb 7, 2018 11:56 |
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see thats why we should abort all kids
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Samizdata posted:Or worse, like back when I was married. I was trying to quit and had gone all day. I was hanging on by my fingernails when my wife looks at me and says "Jesus, you're being an rear end in a top hat. Wait, you haven't had a cigarette all day! Let me go get you some...", gets up, puts her coat on and heads out the door. Buddy, it's been three years. She's not coming back with cigarettes.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Buddy, it's been three years. She's not coming back with cigarettes. She did come back. We got divorced two years later.
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rchandra posted:I was disappointed but less confused when I learned that the cold turkey method wasn't substituting turkey for cigarettes. Well why can't it be?
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Field Mousepad posted:Well why can't it be? Doesn't burn worth a drat?
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Field Mousepad posted:Well why can't it be? Well now you're just replacing lung disease with heart disease
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Samizdata posted:Doesn't burn worth a drat? Well, they don't call it hot turkey.
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lukewarm turkey method
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/7vx2p6/how_i_became_summer_camp_sherlock_or_the_time_a/quote:Okay so, I was having a conversation with a reddit friend and they said this was a good story to post here. I hope you all agree. I decided to add a bit more information on this one than in the original story I told her, since I wasn’t expecting to post it here until she suggested it. Please, enjoy.
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 10:15 |
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Self-given nicknames are so pathetic (and lets not kid ourselves, you know whoever wrote that came up with them). Also video taping yourself sleeping on the job, which in most jobs would be a disciplinary issue, doesn't strike me as particularly "clever".
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 10:33 |
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Goddammit reddit is just so gullible. Also this confirms my theory that people who like sherlock are in fact trash.
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 10:52 |
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quote:Also, I’m either an insomniac or narcoleptic, or both if that’s possible (doctors have said all three answers so, I dunno), AND anemic. So, I’m CONSTANTLY tired and trying to nap everywhere. This is important. quote:Ninja Napper because I sleep wherever and whenever I can and will attack you if you touch me. quote:I don’t sleep in those five hours we get to rest between finishing cleaning up Late Night and serving breakfast in the morning quote:I love random facts and can get pretty snarky for the fun of it quote:On roofs, halfway up the rock climbing wall, under the serving counter, on TOP of the serving counter... you name it, I’ve slept there quote:If someone brushed me on accident, I attacked. (Ninja Napper) quote:Joke’s on her. I don’t have any social media, and I’ve never even dated. quote:I called to her that Crime never slept, but I certainly did. WHAT. A. TWAT.
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Walton Simons posted:
The most believable part of the story. Even if the story is fake the author is definitely projecting.
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 11:38 |
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It's so telling tant the author derives a sentiment of superiority from that too. "Call me out on the slutty stuff I've done? I don't even
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 11:48 |
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They are sending bitchneys, girls who steal, girls who gossip, girls who date, and I'm sure some of these Britneys are nice people
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# ? Feb 8, 2018 12:03 |
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loving sluts!! How I hate them! Soon the day will come when I will have my revenge. Then no one will be able to laugh at my Benedict Cumberbatch/Martin Freeman slash fiction!
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Fathis Munk posted:Goddammit reddit is just so gullible. Also this confirms my theory that people who like sherlock are in fact trash. Not long ago GBS was full of this crap too, goons would trip over themselves to fellate and buy the author a beer.
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TheManWithNoName posted:Not long ago GBS was full of this crap too, goons would trip over themselves to fellate and buy the author a beer. It's more rare now but it still happens in various forums. Basically any "stories from my job" thread starts out kind of believable but as they run out of material they start making up wacky names for the characters and keep cranking up the bullshit level to keep the thread moving. Nobody stops to question why they have basically an infinite amount of stories to draw from, or if they do they get probated for threadshitting.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:It's more rare now but it still happens in various forums. Basically any "stories from my job" thread starts out kind of believable but as they run out of material they start making up wacky names for the characters and keep cranking up the bullshit level to keep the thread moving. Nobody stops to question why they have basically an infinite amount of stories to draw from, or if they do they get probated for threadshitting. See: humper monkey, that guy on here who pretended to be a pool shark, etc. etc. Its a time honored tradition to make poo poo up on the internet for gullible people to lap up.
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