Spoilers thread: Spoiled Wrestling in Every Sense of the Term [no spoiler tags]

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achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

VJeff posted:

I assume Jordan gets replaced with Cesaro or Miz.

Roman and Braun are both really good at the kind of No DQ car crash that the Chamber embodies. They won't be able to tip stuff over and smash tables but they'll probably do some creative stuff anyway. Seth is great, Cena's been in enough chambers to know what he's doing. Elias is an obvious and glaring weak link but besides that, if they don't book it stupidly, it should be good.

They are probably going to give Elias the spot where he just runs roughshot over everyone like that one year they did with Cesaro and Drew McIntyire

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:09

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# ? May 15, 2024 04:41

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

achillesforever6 posted:

They are probably going to give Elias the spot where he just runs roughshot over everyone like that one year they did with Cesaro and Drew McIntyire

And it will be the most boring 60 seconds of the pay per view.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 05:14

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

I betcha Elias ends up alone in the chamber long enough to sing a song.

Or even better- he does one from his pod after a double pin?!

# ? Feb 5, 2018 12:17

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

try the new taco place posted:

I betcha Elias ends up alone in the chamber long enough to sing a song.

Or even better- he does one from his pod after a double pin?!

Or even betterer: he just sings during the match from his pod

# ? Feb 5, 2018 16:38

DLC Inc: Jun 1, 2011

well now I'm really curious what happens next for Finn

# ? Feb 5, 2018 18:42

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

DLC Inc posted:

well now I'm really curious what happens next for Finn

Tweet pics of his bulge?

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/960259084590166019

https://twitter.com/FinnBalor/status/960564026630725632

# ? Feb 5, 2018 18:56

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

like a sousage uwahahaha

# ? Feb 5, 2018 19:15

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

Braun will immediately squish Jason Jordan first thing, and then rip open all the other pods and throw all 4 competitors into the match, so we got straight from '2 men start off' to '5 men fight'

# ? Feb 5, 2018 20:20

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

DLC Inc posted:

well now I'm really curious what happens next for Finn

Miz

Edit: evidence?

https://twitter.com/finnbalor/status/960610353880223747

Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Feb 5, 2018

# ? Feb 5, 2018 20:25

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

dromal phrenia posted:

Braun will immediately squish Jason Jordan first thing, and then rip open all the other pods and throw all 4 competitors into the match, so we got straight from '2 men start off' to '5 men fight'

drat!

# ? Feb 5, 2018 20:27

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Braun lifts up the whole chamber structure and crushes everyone with it.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 21:35

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Braun rips off the padding everyone bitched about last year and it�s the old EC underneath. It�s a very big pop but then everyone dies.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 21:45

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

They lock Braun in but he roars at the resonant frequency of the plexiglass and it shatters.

Then he does it again causing Elias to vibrate at a high frequency and explode.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 21:47

CrcleSqreSanchz: Aug 21, 2002; I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Braun gets gassed five minutes in and has to be carried by THE BIG DOG to a good match

# ? Feb 5, 2018 21:48

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

One time I saw Roman buckle carrying groceries.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 21:51

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

DLC Inc posted:

well now I'm really curious what happens next for Finn

He'll get the HHH match at Mania.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 22:03

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

Open Marriage Night posted:

He'll get the HHH match at Mania.

Does that mean they're doing Ronda / Charlotte instead of the mixed tag?

# ? Feb 5, 2018 22:14

DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

Dacap posted:

Does that mean they're doing Ronda / Charlotte instead of the mixed tag?

I think the only person who has reported that it would be a mixed tag match is Dave, and he's been wrong more often than right lately, so we'll see.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 22:27

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Abroham Lincoln posted:

Braun rips off the padding everyone bitched about last year and it�s the old EC underneath. It�s a very big pop but then everyone dies.

The big pop is actually Jason Jordan's neck, which leads to his death

# ? Feb 5, 2018 22:30

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Open Marriage Night posted:

He'll get the HHH match at Mania.

is this an actual rumor?

# ? Feb 5, 2018 22:36

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Professor Funk posted:

is this an actual rumor?

I�m starting it after the Luke/Vader tweet, and the �Throne is for the taking� tweet posted on this page.

The entrances would be insane.

# ? Feb 6, 2018 01:50

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Plan for Johnny is supposedly to have the Ciampi match be unsanctioned, then bring him up to the main roster.

So no NXT title run expected.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:15

Basic Chunnel: Sep 21, 2010; Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

good

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:18

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Aphrodite posted:

So no NXT title run expected.

LOUD BOOING.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:26

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Aphrodite posted:

Plan for Johnny is supposedly to have the Ciampi match be unsanctioned, then bring him up to the ~~main roster.~~ 205 Live.

So no NXT title run expected.

Let's be honest.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 01:35

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

It doesn't have to be 205 live. It could be; This week on Smackdown Live! It's Tye Dillinger and Johnny Gargano taking on The Ascension

# ? Feb 7, 2018 21:56

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

When Vince sees him, it'll be 205 Live or back to Gabe's next armory show.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 22:14

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Just spent like 5 minutes looking at various pictures of shirtless Johnny Gargano whilst trying to decide if he is jacked enough to achieve Finn Balor levels of doesn't-have-to-be-on-205-live.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 00:22

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

a new study bible! posted:

Just spent like 5 minutes looking at various pictures of shirtless Johnny Gargano whilst trying to decide if he is jacked enough to achieve Finn Balor levels of doesn't-have-to-be-on-205-live.

Yes, but it's questionable if he can maintain that form on the main roster because he really only got into that shape when he was recuperating from his injury.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 00:24

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

a new study bible! posted:

Just spent like 5 minutes looking at various pictures of shirtless Johnny Gargano whilst trying to decide if he is jacked enough to achieve Finn Balor levels of doesn't-have-to-be-on-205-live.

Only five?!

# ? Feb 8, 2018 00:40

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Aphrodite posted:

Plan for Johnny is supposedly to have the Ciampi match be unsanctioned, then bring him up to the main roster.

So no NXT title run expected.

nxt takeover: unsanctioned

it's just a one match show

# ? Feb 8, 2018 00:55

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

NXT Takeover: Uncensored. Almas vs Black is a King Of The Road match.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 01:12

Karmine: Oct 23, 2003; If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

Gaz-L posted:

NXT Takeover: Uncensored. Almas vs Black is a King Of The Road match.

It was a really cool and exciting half of a second when I saw this and thought it was real.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 02:04

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

NXT Takeover: Hog Wild

# ? Feb 8, 2018 03:56

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Velveteen Dream will go over well in Sturgis

# ? Feb 8, 2018 04:00

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

NXT: Souled Out

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:28

Max Coveri: Dec 23, 2015; by Athanatos

NXT Takeover: Sin

# ? Feb 11, 2018 06:45

Okuteru: Nov 10, 2007; Choose this life you're on your own

a new study bible! posted:

Just spent like 5 minutes looking at various pictures of shirtless Johnny Gargano whilst trying to decide if he is jacked enough to achieve Finn Balor levels of doesn't-have-to-be-on-205-live.

Finn is losing definition, though.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 10:33

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

NXT In Your House: Canadian Stampede

# ? Feb 11, 2018 17:27

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# ? May 15, 2024 04:41

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Forceholy posted:

Finn is losing definition, though.

Greatest indictment of the main roster travel schedule right here.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 18:42

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