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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

I'm disappointed in the lack of puns but someone on Facebook made up for it.

quote:

The FBI needs to launch an investigation and leave no HAIR UNTURNED. What a HAIRY situation. Trump needs TOUPEE for his deception. LOCK, stock and barrel, this is one of the worst COVER UPs I have ever witnessed. I am sure the Russians have skin in this game or scalp in this mane.

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Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan
How'd you like to be the one kid whose uncle really did work for Nintendo.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/Cyberbunbun/status/960506441240121344

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: It's funny because he's the President.

https://twitter.com/_tummysticks/status/960343552143364096

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/961020207727824896

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Aleph Null posted:

How'd you like to be the one kid whose uncle really did work for Nintendo.

I know a guy whose uncle worked on a 3d modeling tool and he actually got to see a game prototype that ended up being the original resident evil

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

nerdz posted:

I know a guy whose uncle worked on a 3d modeling tool and he actually got to see a game prototype that ended up being the original resident evil
so did you get Albert's autograph or not?

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

Memento posted:

What do you do for a living?

Oh I work for the city, it's a fun job, there's different stuff to do every day! Why, just today, I spent several hours greasing poles in public.

https://twitter.com/Fox9Sports/status/955069655479128064

I know this is from a while back, but given the recent Super Bowl win I guess it's relevant again.

Climbing greased poles is actually a tradition in South Philly. Once a year in my neighborhood dozens of people will get drunk in public and try to climb a greased pole to reach various meats and cheeses which have been hung from the top.

This is, like, city sanctioned. They close off the streets and cops stand around watching, probably also drunk.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/PBYReME.mp4

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

post-apocalyptic erotica posted:

I know this is from a while back, but given the recent Super Bowl win I guess it's relevant again.

Climbing greased poles is actually a tradition in South Philly. Once a year in my neighborhood dozens of people will get drunk in public and try to climb a greased pole to reach various meats and cheeses which have been hung from the top.

This is, like, city sanctioned. They close off the streets and cops stand around watching, probably also drunk.

They did it again before the Super Bowl. But with waterproof hydraulic fluid.
It was some poor bastard's job to wander around the city all day spraying down every pole with hydraulic fluid.




And it stopped nothing.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Where's the Brazzers logo? :confused:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The short guy just wanted an excuse to rub his body on the other dude's dick.


And can you blame him?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


this is an abomination

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Samuringa posted:

Where's the Brazzers logo? :confused:

I don't think they produce any gay content.

Lurkman
Nov 4, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhNg_3NxACU

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Who What Now posted:

The short guy just wanted an excuse to rub his body on the other dude's dick.


And can you blame him?

guy in the chair, biting his bottom lip, "yeah...do one more..you can do it....yeah"

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/twisteddoodles/status/959193999729987585

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/ShutUpAndrosky/status/961333276370657280

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

If you're going to go sarcastic with your political ads, you've got to be razor sharp and that ad was a pair of safety scissors.

Switzerland
Feb 18, 2005
Do what thou must do.
Poor Brad :(

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

Rysithusiku posted:

They did it again before the Super Bowl. But with waterproof hydraulic fluid.
It was some poor bastard's job to wander around the city all day spraying down every pole with hydraulic fluid.




And it stopped nothing.

Yup. This whole time I guess we were just practicing for the big event.

Circuitjerky
Mar 17, 2006
That seems more like an ad FOR socialism. Nothing in that said socialism is bad, just misunderstood. The gently caress?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Circuitjerky posted:

That seems more like an ad FOR socialism. Nothing in that said socialism is bad, just misunderstood. The gently caress?

Here's a clue: the people who made the ad don't actually have any idea what socialism is other than a political football/boogeyman

nael
Sep 10, 2009
I just figured someone made an ad full of dumb people talking about how socialism is scary in weird cartoonish ways, and then slapped the Turning Point USA logo on the end as a joke?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Ya'll know that that's not an actual TPUSA ad right?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
It says that socialism is a bird that stole Brad

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Of course it's real.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

TPUSA are the idiots that wore diapers and waved baby toys around to protest the existence of safe spaces, so yeah I completely believe that could be a real TPUSA video.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Internet Wizard posted:

TPUSA are the idiots that wore diapers and waved baby toys around to protest the existence of safe spaces, so yeah I completely believe that could be a real TPUSA video.

that was amazing

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Note: "FE" = flat earth

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Internet Wizard posted:

TPUSA are the idiots that wore diapers and waved baby toys around to protest the existence of safe spaces, so yeah I completely believe that could be a real TPUSA video.

You are not much brighter than TPUSA then.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I think it's supposed to be the joke that it's believably as stupid and nonsensical as TPUSA.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Falling for obvious satire is a sign that you have no idea what your opponents actually think.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Strudel Man posted:

Falling for obvious satire is a sign that you have no idea what your opponents actually think.



Nobody in this country understands or cares what their opponents think, that's American as apple pie.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Strudel Man posted:

Falling for obvious satire is a sign that you have no idea what your opponents actually think.



Let's all remind ourselves that this is the current Deputy Assistant Secretary for Health Information Technology Reform.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I want that pillow so badly

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Guy Goodbody posted:

I want that pillow so badly

Careful with those kind of requests, you might get a pillow with that jpeg on it

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 15:41 on Feb 8, 2018

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mierenneuker posted:

Careful with those kind of requests, you might get a pillow with that jpeg on it.

That would also be good!

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
Anyone have any funny olympics pictures? I'm trying to get psyched for the opening ceremony.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Brewmaster posted:

Anyone have any funny olympics pictures? I'm trying to get psyched for the opening ceremony.

Here's the kayaking venue from the 2004 Olympics

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Munich's Olympic Stadium train station

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