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Simon Numbers posted:
Guess it didn't bring him quite enough luck. 
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alright i've been playing this game for about a week and a half with goons and its the best pvp mmo/sandbox game i've played to date. if you enjoyed darkfall or wurm online you'd really enjoy this game. it also has a huge community of edgelords to troll and rile up with dumb posts on the official discord, naturally goons have a bad rep and it continues to get worse due to shitposting and honordads complaining about us. i started posting on the official discord complaining about goons and its been pretty great too, i've gotten a few people offering to send people over to help protect me from the evil detroiters        ]you also get to fight chinese, brazilians, french, russians, whoever digusts you you can probably kill them  tonight we went and messed up a keep with our alliance and destroy or looted mostly everything in it. the game is great and if youre on the fence you should try it.
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Feb 5, 2018 08:51
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Today we sent some brave Goon knights to assist allies in the north against a horde of Chinese players. When we arrived, we realized that it was a group of French and Japanese players fighting Brazilians and Chinese, and everyone had us set to enemy due to a standings bug. We were also outnumbered about 4 to 1. Some of us died, but we somehow ended up routing the enemy completely.
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Feb 5, 2018 09:05
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They came to Detroit not long after and tried to ambush us. They were destroyed.
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Feb 5, 2018 11:20
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For a break from digging granite the past few days, today I picked some flowers.
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Feb 7, 2018 05:35
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Got 100 Nature's Lore. Herbalist shop on fire again.
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Feb 7, 2018 13:18
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In our defense, they are pretty flowers.
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Feb 7, 2018 13:32
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- Tweaked Repair Kit prices and the amount of damage they repair - we’re still working on a mechanism that will prevent “outhealing” of structures, with multiple players using repair kits at the same time Maybe this means they won't be able to repair through all our siege damage next time. - 'Create a Bone Glue' ability now can only be performed on Big Cauldron and Kitchen - Bone Glue recipe was changed -Drying frames are now harder to make (updated recipe and increased damage to crafting device from 'Bone Glue' production) and they have much less damage resistance Looks like it's back to palisade shields for our defensive needs. edit - If someone is going to be making a lot of bone glue it looks like you'll want to be making it in the cauldron now, don't bother smashing up the kitchen making glue.
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Feb 7, 2018 15:30
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Ye Olde Code Enforcement is now taking requests to nuke personal claims, here's a sample of our first citation: Detroit Code Enforcement has noticed some irregularities with this personal claim  No sanitation facilities for dangerous organic waste  Industrial runoff leaking straight into the Great Lakes waterways  Some STUPID loving TREE FENCES that blocked my horse In light of these violations, this personal claim has been revoked and will be absorbed into the hivemind within three days. Thank you for your compliance.
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Feb 7, 2018 15:44
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I EVER SPENT
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InstantInfidel posted:In light of these violations, this personal claim has been revoked and will be absorbed into the hivemind within three days. Thank you for your compliance. No, within six months.
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Feb 7, 2018 15:50
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Can someone please pm me the
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Feb 7, 2018 16:34
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The four quality food is running low, the crafters are starting to get DESPerate. Electronic old men, ruling Buyan. Justin Tyme fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Feb 7, 2018 |
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Feb 7, 2018 17:57
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Justin Tyme posted:The four quality food is running low, the crafters are starting to get DESPerate. Good sir the only thing you “craft” is dead and missing horses.
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Feb 8, 2018 01:04
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Not today! We stuffed the fob full of horses won as war booty.
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Feb 8, 2018 04:02
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All day there was combat at the Everstorm FOB as we tried to build it, we traded blows and we pushed them back then they would respawn and push us out with even more numbers. It culminated in a large battle between us, our FU reinforcements and a large group of Everstorm players. We defeated them and the area around the FOB is already a moonscape covered in tombstones. During the battle I snuck into their backfield and dropped a battle token at Everstorm proper, players from all over the map are signing up to fight with us. If you left this game early because of the grind or wanting more pvp, it's time to come back. We have food that boosts your skill gains, getting from 0-60 can be done within an hour. PVP happens daily and it's only getting bigger and better.
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Feb 8, 2018 05:38
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its true, peasant life is good right now
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Feb 8, 2018 06:06
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Only a few of the tombstones littering the battlefield near the new Goondor FOB. One of us has no pants. 
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Feb 8, 2018 09:03
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Not one but two Instanced battles tonight, one versus the try hards known as everstorm and the other is against the Chinese menace that is plaguing the server.
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Feb 8, 2018 09:58
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GreaseGunner posted:Only a few of the tombstones littering the battlefield near the new Goondor FOB. Our enemies FOBbed us with a crapfort, we beat them Goons FOB the enemy, and now the dead litter the field our poopsock is eternal
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Feb 8, 2018 17:06
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 Let's see how many more we can get than them.
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Feb 8, 2018 18:20
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Feb 9, 2018 02:08
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The Anti-China instance battle is still on for tonight, prepare for bloodshed
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Feb 9, 2018 04:55
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i planted many seeds and ground some wheat tonight i hope some day soon to unlock the mystery of how to shovel poop onto the ground
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Feb 9, 2018 06:18
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Guild claims aren't expanding properly woooo
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Feb 10, 2018 13:13
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Can we not nuke personal claims as planned? Why even play
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Feb 10, 2018 16:10
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Addamere posted:Why even play
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Feb 10, 2018 18:57
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personal poo poo shacks are an integral part of wurm-like games
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Feb 11, 2018 02:38
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GET TO THE ESG FOB NOW WE NEED MORE HELP edit: IF YOU CAN BUILD A TREBUCHET GET WEST OF BLUE HOUSE
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Feb 11, 2018 03:57
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Just kidding! We razed Silver Sun Republic on Hyperion.
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Feb 11, 2018 05:11
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No idea if the misinformation tactics we employed work but I'm nonetheless going to take all credit for the success of the operation
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Feb 11, 2018 08:13
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InstantInfidel posted:No idea if the misinformation tactics we employed work but I'm nonetheless going to take all credit for the success of the operation no it was me
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Feb 11, 2018 10:22
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Addamere posted:no it was me Confirming lyris is full of misinformation
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Feb 11, 2018 12:20
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Rust Martialis posted:Confirming lyris is full of misinformation Rifters at the sun or stfu
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Feb 11, 2018 17:09
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im glad that a castle finally got destroyed in this game about destroying castles and taking land. how many months before the next one falls?
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Feb 12, 2018 03:03
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If we wanted to, we could probably get prepared and do it to another clan next weekend.
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Feb 12, 2018 06:01
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Fallout posted:If we wanted to, we could probably get prepared and do it to another clan next weekend. 
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Feb 12, 2018 08:41
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When we moved to 13, all these guilds were like "gently caress goons" and kept talking about how they were going to burn our huts down Instead, there are so many enemy grave markers around our fob it lags the game. 
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Feb 13, 2018 14:11
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Kimsemus posted:When we moved to 13, all these guilds were like "gently caress goons" and kept talking about how they were going to burn our huts down This sounds like the quintessential pvp game goon experience.
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Feb 14, 2018 06:41
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The Shortest Path posted:This sounds like the quintessential pvp game goon experience. He said enemy grave markers, though.
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RPS (Rock Paper Shotgun, like Kotaku, but somehow worse in every way if that was possible) Did a "review" of LiF that involved never leaving the tutorial island. Stunning. 
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