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To be fair, this would be far from the first time that an adult found out by means of parental default that their education was financed by student loans taken out in their name without their parents telling them
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Usually there’s also a car or vacation or two in there too. I could see parents telling their daughter not to worry her pretty little head about it when she asked for access to the loan accounts. He did say they had enough money, it could be that the parents are the type that take pride in taking care of everything for their kid. Then their pride refuses to let them tell the kid when they’ve screwed up.
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At least they weren't paying the parents to pay (ignore) the loans for her.
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Am I the only female that thinks Lularoe is overpriced frump trash? This garbage is starting to leak into my office! No...ladies. No. Donut printed leggings with a maternity shirt when you're clearly NOT pregnant is NOT office appropriate just because your paired it with heels...even if you spent 100$ on it.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Am I the only female that thinks Lularoe is overpriced frump trash? This garbage is starting to leak into my office! No...ladies. No. Donut printed leggings with a maternity shirt when you're clearly NOT pregnant is NOT office appropriate just because your paired it with heels...even if you spent 100$ on it. Can you provide a working example? Cause wtf
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Feb 9, 2018 02:16
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Sell the clothes off your back to buy into our scam!
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The funniest part is that used clothes are worth jack poo poo, barring a few exceptions(that aren't going to be most of the average person's wardrobe). idk about the resale value of designer diaper bags(of course that's a thing  ) and purses, but I'm guessing those aren't as impressive as most people would expect either.
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100 dollar diaper bag? Grab it off Facebook for 15. Or just use a backpack.
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Youth Decay posted:Sell the clothes off your back to buy into our scam! If you have a Juicy Couture diaper bag in 2018, you'll never have $99 to your name.
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Youth Decay posted:Sell the clothes off your back to buy into our scam! Now wait a second when I suggested this as company policy I got fired.
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That's because you aren't a #BOSSBABE I like them suggesting selling your drugs to get your first $99. Nothing like advocating felonies in order to join your MLM.
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Suspicious Lump posted:Can you provide a working example? Cause wtf 
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Nice Homer Simpson pants.
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Homer "J" Simpson actually wears blue pants
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That's right, these pants are the ones he eats.
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You're only allowed to wear donut leggings ironically, to the gym. oh holy poo poo, don't go looking for outfit examples for these, whatever you do:  The BWM in this image: somebody paid money for those blazers and for a gold-plated "fat" necklace with a shoelace chain. When the donut leggings aren't even in your top three bad daily clothing decisions... moana fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Feb 9, 2018 |
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moana posted:You're only allowed to wear donut leggings ironically, to the gym. Selling literal garbage to stupid people is way too easy, you just have to know your audience. Why do you think scam emails are always full of language errors and have the dumbest scenarios? They select for idiots who won't ask too many questions or complain. This "clothing" is just a 419 scam in apparel form. Btw credit card scammers over the phone are the most racist dudes. I keep loving with them by speaking terrible Korean at them and they flip right over to "Ching chong ching chong" and call me a fucker. Rude.
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Shirec posted:https://twitter.com/floozyesq/status/961299489209319427 Please can someone give me a Me Fund too? #metoo
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I started a kickstarter to pay for my housing when I am too old to work but only I can make contributions to it. 4 For 0 old 1 one K Kickstarter.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Am I the only female that thinks Lularoe is overpriced frump trash? This garbage is starting to leak into my office! No...ladies. No. Donut printed leggings with a maternity shirt when you're clearly NOT pregnant is NOT office appropriate just because your paired it with heels...even if you spent 100$ on it. My wife would agree with you. She’s got a couple acquaintances tied up in that racket that keep harassing her. Fortunately for me, she gets on Facebook about once a month and has no idea when these women are trying to get her attention.
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Devian666 posted:That's right, these pants are the ones he eats. Don't you hate pants?!
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This one isn't that bad, because no bank will allow him to actually get into the incredibly BWM situation he's seeking. But I just don't understand these posts where someone seems to think that buying real estate is just what happens when you decide you would like to buy real estate. As if the reason that other people don't buy $800k triplexes is just that they don't feel like buying $800k triplexes, or maybe they haven't thought of it because they aren't as smart as this guy. $500 in bank, $0 debt, have income. Want to buy a triplex. Where do I start? quote:Hi everyone, Of course, my favorite examples of this genre are the college students with no job or savings who have decided it's a good idea to buy a house.
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I need $160,000 to buy a house, what do I do?! I dunno, find a way to get $160,000?
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Relevant, from Clickhole: Heartwarming: When This Woman Lost All Her Life Savings At Herbalife, The Amway Community Welcomed Her With Open Arms
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Dr. Eldarion posted:Relevant, from Clickhole: Heartwarming: When This Woman Lost All Her Life Savings At Herbalife, The Amway Community Welcomed Her With Open Arms 
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Dr. Eldarion posted:Relevant, from Clickhole: Heartwarming: When This Woman Lost All Her Life Savings At Herbalife, The Amway Community Welcomed Her With Open Arms Wow, Clickhole is doing a better satire job then The Onion.
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BigDave posted:Wow, Clickhole is doing a better satire job then The Onion. They're the same people, aren't they?
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BigDave posted:Wow, Clickhole is doing a better satire job then The Onion.
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And Pepsi owns Cap'n Crunch, but Cap'n Crunch is still better than Pepsi. What's your point?
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Krispy Wafer posted:Once you have 52 time shares you can sell your house and go on a never-ending vacation. Just for fun, I googled how much the average time share costs and apparently the number is $19,000 to buy in and $660 per year for maintenance. So in order to do this, you would have to pay out just shy of a million bucks for the timeshares, then have $34,000 a year to maintain them. How hard would it be to find fully furnished 1 bedroom apartments to rent for one month at a time and just go from city to city? Think you could spend less than $34k and still see some pretty good places?
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SweetSassyMolassy posted:Just for fun, I googled how much the average time share costs and apparently the number is $19,000 to buy in and $660 per year for maintenance. So in order to do this, you would have to pay out just shy of a million bucks for the timeshares, then have $34,000 a year to maintain them. How hard would it be to find fully furnished 1 bedroom apartments to rent for one month at a time and just go from city to city? Think you could spend less than $34k and still see some pretty good places? Just retire to a cruise ship, which some old people do. You rack up all kinds of frequent boater perks and just bounce from ship to ship. Housekeeping and food is taken care of and there's even rudimentary medical care. Prices vary based on peak seasons, but you might be able to survive off $5k a month, maybe? So $60k a year for a forever vacation. And when you die they just bury you at sea.
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SweetSassyMolassy posted:Just for fun, I googled how much the average time share costs and apparently the number is $19,000 to buy in and $660 per year for maintenance. So in order to do this, you would have to pay out just shy of a million bucks for the timeshares, then have $34,000 a year to maintain them. How hard would it be to find fully furnished 1 bedroom apartments to rent for one month at a time and just go from city to city? Think you could spend less than $34k and still see some pretty good places? They have these places called Hotels (or Motels). You can go to a place whenever you want, book a room that meets your needs for pretty much as long as you want, and often for not that much money. They're EVERYWHERE you want to go, whether it be San Diego or Armpit, Nebraska. They also clean your room, and if you don't like the place for whatever reason...you can just, you know, go to another Hotel or Motel and not go back there again. No need to sell anything or foist it off on a relative! Some even let you build rewards points for free or discounted rooms! At 34K a year for maintenance, you can probably save money by renting a room at the Fontainbleu or Ritz-Carlton for a week at a time. I will never understand timeshares.
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Krispy Wafer posted:Just retire to a cruise ship, which some old people do. You rack up all kinds of frequent boater perks and just bounce from ship to ship. Housekeeping and food is taken care of and there's even rudimentary medical care. Prices vary based on peak seasons, but you might be able to survive off $5k a month, maybe? So $60k a year for a forever vacation. And when you die they just bury you at sea. Perfect! The only consideration is that once I get deathly ill is that I'll have to make sure I'm on a Viking cruise ship. Do you think if I've got enough boat points, the'll send me off on a flaming life raft?
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blackmet posted:They have these places called Hotels (or Motels). You can go to a place whenever you want, book a room that meets your needs for pretty much as long as you want, and often for not that much money. They're EVERYWHERE you want to go, whether it be San Diego or Armpit, Nebraska. Even now, if you were a weirdo who only ever wanted to vacation in the same spot for the rest of your life, you'd still save money by getting a regular old hotel room unless you have very expensive tastes.
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Cutting the cord: GWM. Cutting the cord and using the cash you saved to buy into a pyramid scheme: BWM 
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http://www.tampabay.com/sold-everything-to-sail-the-world-boat-sank-next-day Sell everything, buy a boat, sail the world! Insurance? Who needs that! What could go wrong...
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Krispy Wafer posted:And when you die they just bury you at sea. Repatriation of corpses is a colossal pain in the rear end.
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Elysium posted:http://www.tampabay.com/sold-everything-to-sail-the-world-boat-sank-next-day Or up to date charts or half decent navigation training. Piloting by buoys, using a spotlight in fog. God drat. 
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