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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Guy Goodbody posted:

https://twitter.com/thepunningman/status/961610172237074434

nice

This is worthy of Top of Page status

edit: they're calling again

The Bloop has a new favorite as of 20:29 on Feb 8, 2018

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Guy Goodbody posted:

https://twitter.com/thepunningman/status/961610172237074434

Quite stylish

# ? Feb 8, 2018 19:56

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

RoboRodent posted:

Re: Vancouver, as someone who lives in the massive part of British Columbia that is not the Vancouver area, the Olympics involved a lot of the provincial government (because it was definitely handled on a provincial level, not a federal) ignoring northern infrastructure issues in order to pay to make the lower mainland a bit more shiny. Sure, Vancouver got some great infrastructure. I live ten hours away, provincial debt was increased by $24 billion, and we sure didn't get any of the tourism or job creation benefits they liked to tout.

But then, the provincial government screwing over the the rest of the province is nothing new. "We're going to close a whole bunch of small schools. Somehow this is going to mean only schools outside the lower mainland and mostly rural, and they can just go to other schools, who cares if that means we're expecting six year olds to ride the bus for two hours every morning to schools that are now very overcrowded because three schools are now one school? We don't have overcrowding! If you take the average of the province, including all the small schools in Vancouver we didn't touch, there's no problem!"

I like opening and closing ceremonies, though. They're fun and ridiculous.

I take it you live in Prince George?

They could raze Prince George to the ground and build it anew as a city of the future, and brother, still nobody would ever visit Prince George for tourism reasons.

Prince George is where you go to have a convention for the carpet industry, or if you've got a troubling addiction to hobo-murder.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:03

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

hobo murder you say

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:04

Douglas Dinsdale: Oct 13, 2006

Aleph Null posted:

How'd you like to be the one kid whose uncle really did work for Nintendo.

Well, actually...

I laughed because I wrote the words on a couple screenshots posted one page before your post.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:30

Der Kyhe: Jun 25, 2008

Guy Goodbody posted:

Munich's Olympic Stadium train station

A hefty doze of weed killer, a bucket of fresh paint, and install the electrified third rail on that thing and it looks nicer and more maintained than half of the train stops in Eastern or Southern Europe.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:30

Kramdar: Jun 21, 2005; Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

RJWaters2 posted:

No ring.

Reported. There are four rings

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:12

Clockwork Sputnik: Nov 6, 2004; 24 Hour Party Monster

(failed phone post)

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:14

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Guy Goodbody posted:

https://twitter.com/thepunningman/status/961610172237074434

I do not get it.

Fancy chairs + Frasier theme song = funny?

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:28

RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

Aleph Null posted:

I do not get it.

Fancy chairs + Frasier theme song = funny?

"Hey baby I hear the blues a callin', Toskalad with fancy legs."

RCarr has a new favorite as of 21:33 on Feb 8, 2018

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:30

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Aleph Null posted:

I do not get it.

Fancy chairs + Frasier theme song = funny?

The next line in the song is �Tossed salad and scrambled eggs,� which scans perfectly with the name of the chair and description.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:30

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Eh.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:36

wildemere: Nov 19, 2013

Collateral Damage posted:

This image is on the official 404 page not found at the official olympic.org site

https://www.olympic.org/404

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:37

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 8, 2018 22:03

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Vinko Bogataj and his historic crash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKEDD1i4oGk

# ? Feb 8, 2018 22:03

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

Aleph Null posted:

I do not get it.

Fancy chairs + Frasier theme song = funny?

i thought it was a loss edit

# ? Feb 8, 2018 22:03

Shoggoth bgosh: Jun 8, 2008; Grimey Drawer

wildemere posted:

This image is on the official 404 page not found at the official olympic.org site

https://www.olympic.org/404

To continue the Olympic chat...
Salt Lake City's Olympic venues are mostly still in use.

[url] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venues_of_the_2002_Winter_Olympics [/url]

# ? Feb 8, 2018 22:12

terrenblade: Oct 29, 2012

Jerry Cotton posted:

EVERY MORNING I OPEN-PALM SLAM 5t003lk�aaDfl�123�58907 INTO THE LOGIN PROMPT

No love for this?

# ? Feb 8, 2018 22:26

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

terrenblade posted:

No love for this?

I honestly just thought he was speaking Finnish.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 22:28

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

terrenblade posted:

No love for this?

I liked it but not empty quote liked it

# ? Feb 8, 2018 23:13

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

terrenblade posted:

No love for this?

It's still funny, but not ha-ha funny.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 23:41

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Guy Goodbody posted:

Munich's Olympic Stadium train station

Still safer than Amtrak.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 23:56

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Dillbag posted:

i thought it was a loss edit

Everything is a loss edit if you try hard enough.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 00:35

Elizabethan Error: May 18, 2006

x-post from IOSM

zoux posted:

# ? Feb 9, 2018 00:44

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I take it you live in Prince George?

They could raze Prince George to the ground and build it anew as a city of the future, and brother, still nobody would ever visit Prince George for tourism reasons.

Prince George is where you go to have a convention for the carpet industry, or if you've got a troubling addiction to hobo-murder.

... That's a good guess. Yes, I live in hobo-murderville.

And yeah, I know we're not getting tourism dollars ever, we're a mill town, but man does it sting to see your government spend a ridiculous amount of tax dollars on the Olympics when it feels like they don't even like admitting the rest of the province exists.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 02:22

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

I am 12 years old.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 03:08

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Milk deez nuts :dong:

# ? Feb 9, 2018 03:23

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Brewmaster posted:

They reuse some of the facilities. I remember you used to be able to use a bunch of the stuff in Lake Placid in upstate New York. I had some friends who went down the bobsled track but I was like lol gently caress that I've seen Cool Runnings I know how this turns out.

I went down the bobsled track in Lake Placid about five or six years ago. They put wheels on it in the summer and charge tourists a bunch of money for a very short, very terrifying ride.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 03:32

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Phanatic posted:

I am 12 years old.

Even aside from the dirty jokes, how the hell are you getting a whole handful's worth of nuts in a glass of almond milk? Is it just whole almonds ground up and mixed with a little water into gruel?

# ? Feb 9, 2018 04:03

Caufman: May 7, 2007

lol I legit thought almond milk was made by squeezing the tit of almonds.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 04:13

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Almonds ain't got no tits to squeeze

# ? Feb 9, 2018 04:23

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Who What Now posted:

Almonds ain't got no tits to squeeze

It's got a prunus you can squeeze though.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 04:28

vlad3217: Jul 26, 2005; beer and cheese?!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Almonds ain't got no tits to squeeze

# ? Feb 9, 2018 05:05

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Who What Now posted:

Almonds ain't got no tits to squeeze

It's really not nice to body shame like that.

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's got a prunus you can squeeze though.

I thought you were supposed to rim the prunus.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 05:13

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

There ain't no almond titty.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 05:28

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

TontoCorazon posted:

There ain't no almond titty.

I'm udderly surprised

# ? Feb 9, 2018 05:33

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

dee eight posted:

Vinko Bogataj and his historic crash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKEDD1i4oGk

Man, I miss Jim McKay :smith:

# ? Feb 9, 2018 05:47

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me