THE EAGLES HAVE WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

MazelTovCocktail posted:

That said I�ve come around on him he�s helped making buying beer and wine easier and legalized all types of fireworks in this state.

Seriously people go buy fireworks I have some mortars for later tonight.

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# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:14

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 10:15

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

axeil posted:

So Bird Gang, who's your non-Foles Super Bowl MVP?

I vote either Ertz or Brandon Graham for forcing the fumble.

I'm voting for Blount. Dude was a nothingburger for most of the season and then breaks off two major runs that keep the pats D on their toes. Ertz, Agholor, Jeffery, Clement, and Graham are all worthy choices but I'm giving it to the guy who stepped up his game in an impactful way when it mattered.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:14

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Lurie taking the opportunity to subtweet Trump is why he's a good owner :allears:

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:15

Solanumai: Mar 26, 2006; It's shrine maiden, not shrine maid!

My favorite Merrill call from the game is Blount's TD so I'll go along with that.

"And THE TRAIN is in the end zone!"

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:16

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

CapnAndy posted:

Lurie taking the opportunity to subtweet Trump is why he's a good owner

Oh yeah I loved that. It's only a dig at Trump because he's the opposite of compassion, selflessness and working together.

WE WANT BIG DICK NICK

edit: howie is alright though:

Howie Roseman posted:

Philly...is this what heaven is like?

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Howie with a 15 sec speech lmao

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:18

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Seriously Eagles please make a jersey for Roseman so I can buy one

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:18

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

BIG

DICK

NICK

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:19

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Big dick Nick is a man of action, not words

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:20

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Shut up Spadaro

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:20

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I love so much that we stole the SKOL chant from Minneapolis and the dog thing from Cleveland in a single playoff run.

Next year we're gonna find a reason to start waving green towels around and build a pirate ship in the stadium, you mark my words.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:20

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Jason Peters is speaking now :cry:

and he's wearing a Dawkins jersey.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:20

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Oh and while late Jennifer Lawrence is awesome.

She seems like an awesome person to shotgun cheap beer with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6m3OF5DcnE

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:22

oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

celek getting a ring rules he's been here so long and worked for it

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:24

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

holy poo poo I love Chris Long and Lane Johnson

oldgoatmon posted:

celek getting a ring rules he's been here so long and worked for it

Also wearing a Carmichael jersey :getin:

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:24

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Since we�re all drinking now I just want to say as someone not terribly enthused with Kapernick because I think he�s more show, I am so happy with Malcom Jenkins and all the real work he�s done to make this city a better place.

Anyway gently caress I love Johnson and Long and the Stone Cold references.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:24

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Can't dump the crowd, wpvi, sorry

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:25

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

they're chanting MVP for Wentz, gently caress yeah

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:27

oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

axeil posted:

they're chanting MVP for Wentz, gently caress yeah

mvp went to a guy who cant even catch and the second best running back in the league shoulda just stayed with wentz

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:28

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

lmao Wentz with a backpack for no apparent reason, you giant North Dakotan dork :neckbeard:

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:29

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

gently caress YES MACK HOLLINS DID HIS DANCE

that trophy looks real nice

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:29

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I love all the shout outs to Stone Cold. They�re all pro wrestling dorks.

I love the Eagles.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

All-Pro center, king of the mummers, and magical genie Jason Kelce

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:30

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Lmao Mike Lombardi call out

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:31

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

oh my god Jason Kelce's speech.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:31

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CapnAndy posted:

All-Pro center, king of the mummers, and magical genie Jason Kelce

I love him so much now.

He is my spirit animal.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Vince McMahon is throwing checks at his TV right now and he does not know why

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:31

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Listening to WHYY cover this Kelce speech owns

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:32

Solanumai: Mar 26, 2006; It's shrine maiden, not shrine maid!

Kelce is amazing.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:32

Argus Zant: Nov 18, 2012; Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

glory and power to Lord ~~Satan~~ Kelce, King of the Mummers

beer and string-band music upon the Earth forever

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:32

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

He seems to have an accurate view of why these players stink

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

WHAT

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:32

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

this is the greatest speech in history

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:32

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

CapnAndy posted:

Vince McMahon is throwing checks at his TV right now and he does not know why

Kelce's winning the royal rumble and the super bowl in 2019

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Whatever we're paying Kelce, put another two zeroes on it

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:33

oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

Breaking news: After the Kelce speech half the team got cut for 'specified reasons'

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:34

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Lmao

Holy poo poo

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:34

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

KELCE LITERALLY WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU CAN HAVE IT

# ? Feb 8, 2018 20:34