|
Shaggar posted:cant read that article but I read it somewhere else. clothing telemetry alone is pretty weird but idk why you'd tie it to a crypto currency "blockchain" is the new "machine learning" in investor storytime
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 19:51
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 06:21 |
|
|
lancemantis posted:I’m surprised they left out him living on Larry Pages couch because he plowed all of his millions into SpaceX and Tesla so after being homeless, he gave up his car for science. what a generous man 
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 19:52
|
|
|
there's a code on my icebreaker jacket that tells me what sheep ranch the wool comes from  [actually nz but there's no smiley for that]oh hey twitter made a profit by cutting a bunch of expenses in R&D and marketing/outreach  this looks like a healthy business for sure
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 19:54
|
|
|
if that's them getting rid of the insane overhead they had then it probably is good
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 19:56
|
|
|
good would be twitter ceasing to exist
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 19:57
|
|
|
twitter decides to become profitable by ending its salaried bourgeois jobs now that those good times are over
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 19:59
|
|
|
marketing: $100 R&D: $100 nazis: $5000 customer service: $100 please help, my company is dying
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:02
|
|
|
exploded mummy posted:like vince doesn't not exactly like to make it public, but his dad (vince sr) divorced his mom right around the time he was born, and she got custody I didn't know this story quote:
goddamn
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:09
|
|
|
flakeloaf posted:i'm wondering if someone tried to tell him the story of that rich guy who said he'd bury a bentley to protest organ donation and everyone now thinks he's a good person with good ideas, but ole musky just got bored and wasn't listening to the middle part https://twitter.com/hypercubexl/status/961656712460607489
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:20
|
|
|
lancemantis posted:you see, it will be such a valuable thing that people will gladly do whatever it takes for a ticket, much like old colonialism he's gonna change his name to cohaagen and rule mars under threat of cutting off the oxygen supply
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:21
|
|
|
Bhodi posted:think on what might have been god exists, and he's libertarian
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:31
|
|
|
lol vince mcmahon used to hunt marines for sportquote:PLAYBOY: Did you ever steal?
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:33
|
|
|
FCKGW posted:I didn't know this story
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:40
|
|
|
FCKGW posted:I didn't know this story broke: "You would think that after being on the receiving end of numerous attacks I would wise up, but I couldn't. I refused to. I felt I should say something, even though I knew what the result would be. ... I learned how not to be. One thing I loathe is a man who will strike a woman. There's never an excuse for that." woke: "If I'm not in love, if I'm not with a long-term companion, I cannot be happy. I will never be happy without having someone ... no one on the pillow next to you. F--. How do you make yourself happy in a situation like that?"
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:42
|
|
|
Sagebrush posted:broke: "You would think that after being on the receiving end of numerous attacks I would wise up, but I couldn't. I refused to. I felt I should say something, even though I knew what the result would be. ... I learned how not to be. One thing I loathe is a man who will strike a woman. There's never an excuse for that." as always, the onion is on the loving case https://www.theonion.com/elon-musk-offering-1-2-billion-in-grants-to-any-projec-1822808899 gently caress it, it's short enough to quote the onion posted:FREMONT, CA—Calling his profound feelings of emptiness “almost too painful to bear,” Elon Musk, founder of Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, the Boring Company, and a variety of other tech and infrastructure firms, reportedly offered $1.2 billion in grants Wednesday to any project that could make him feel complete. “Even after all I’ve accomplished in this world, there is still a gaping hole inside of me that no amount of innovation or entrepreneurship has been able to fill,” said Musk, who added that he would consider funding any initiative, in any industry, at any scale that might begin to close the ever-widening chasm at the core of his being. “If you can prove that your venture will give me any measure of wholeness—anything, anything at all—my money is yours. All I ask in return is to feel some sense of purpose in this bleak and pointless existence.” Musk went on to offer an additional $1.2 billion to anyone who could show him the meaning of what people often refer to as “love.”
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:52
|
|
|
tech startup dares the FDA to gently caress them all the way up. "biohacking"
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:54
|
|
|
Sagebrush posted:broke: "You would think that after being on the receiving end of numerous attacks I would wise up, but I couldn't. I refused to. I felt I should say something, even though I knew what the result would be. ... I learned how not to be. One thing I loathe is a man who will strike a woman. There's never an excuse for that." no this is woken 
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:54
|
|
|
infernal machines posted:tech startup dares the FDA to gently caress them all the way up. quote:a biotech outfit that aims to cure cancer, herpes, HIV, and aging, while simultaneously battling Big Pharma and regulatory agencies like the Food and Drug Administration. ADULTS INVESTED IN THIS why am i not in sv right now convincing rich morons to buy me a retirement plan for two farts and half a dream
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:56
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:58
|
|
|
infernal machines posted:tech startup dares the FDA to gently caress them all the way up. quote:“Did you have an ethical commission?” someone in the crowd asked, wondering whether the experiment that was about to take place had undergone any sort of formal review. ah, well all good then, nothing to see here
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 20:59
|
|
|
infernal machines posted:tech startup dares the FDA to gently caress them all the way up.  hearing this in jk simmons' voice
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:00
|
|
|
when do we actually declare this current tech bubble popped? declared recession?
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:00
|
|
|
haveblue posted:marketing: $100
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:00
|
|
|
flakeloaf posted:ADULTS INVESTED IN THIS my deep learning ai neural network on the blockchain enables rapid prototyping of erectile dysfunction cures.
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:02
|
|
|
Just-In-Timeberlake posted:ah, well all good then, nothing to see here Ahh, labelling it as "not for human consumption", the old trick used by skeevy online sellers of fentanyl analogs cooked up by Thai labs. This one weird trick that makes regulators powerless. The FDA hates it!
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:04
|
|
|
mrmcd posted:Ahh, labelling it as "not for human consumption", the old trick used by skeevy online sellers of fentanyl analogs cooked up by Thai labs. This one weird trick that makes regulators powerless. The FDA hates it! I will never understand the popularity of the "magic words" idea in a shockingly large percentage of the population.
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:05
|
|
|
infernal machines posted:my deep learning ai neural network on the blockchain enables rapid prototyping of erectile dysfunction cures. with per-user gamification in social spaces for superiour aggregation and leveraging of usermetric data, maximizing ad exposure surface while minimizing the waste from promoting into non-realizable buyer spaces we're gonna eavesdrop on everyone and sell their poo poo to the highest asian bidder
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:06
|
|
|
Schadenboner posted:I will never understand the popularity of the "magic words" idea in a shockingly large percentage of the population. i understood it once but i had to erase it after 24 hours
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:06
|
|
|
one of my old college friends recently went to a "life extension" conference in vegas and I can assure you that whatever dumb idea about chemicals you can come up with you'll find people willing to inject it into themselves on the off-hand chance it works
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:09
|
|
|
flakeloaf posted:with per-user gamification in social spaces for superiour aggregation and leveraging of usermetric data, maximizing ad exposure surface while minimizing the waste from promoting into non-realizable buyer spaces someone just backed a dumptruck full of cash onto my lawn. help! i'm literally drowning in $100 bills
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:10
|
|
|
qirex posted:one of my old college friends recently went to a "life extension" conference in vegas and I can assure you that whatever dumb idea about chemicals you can come up with you'll find people willing to inject it into themselves on the off-hand chance it works i'm all for extracting money from anyone willing to give it to you, and i don't believe cancer is the sort of thing you can wish on anyone, but the people who try to turn a profit from the desperate and moribund really make me question those little life rules of mine
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:11
|
|
|
Schadenboner posted:I will never understand the popularity of the "magic words" idea in a shockingly large percentage of the population. fifteen percent of the american population is functionally illiterate -- reading at a third-grade* equivalent level or below. they cannot read basic written communications like a warning sign or the back of a cereal box. the median reading level in the united states is around seventh to eighth grade. these people can read a simple passage, but may not be able to locate specific information in the text, make inferences that the text implies, or integrate pieces of information from different part of the document. only fifteen percent of the population has what is considered to be complete adult literacy, functioning at the highest level on the tests used to make these measurements. words very much are magic to a shockingly large percentage of the population. *we don't use grade levels any more to describe literacy for what should be self-evident reasons but it's still a convenient shorthand
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:17
|
|
|
the greatest nation on earth, folks
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:19
|
|
|
Schadenboner posted:I will never understand the popularity of the "magic words" idea in a shockingly large percentage of the population. in the case of fentalogues, the burden of proof is on the government to prove that a given rc dealer intends their products to be consumed by humans. the best rc dealers, the ones who actually make other chemicals than drugs, put a lot of work into making sure that they can create a reasonable doubt in a jury when they're finally arrested. all the lovely rc dealers just copy it because they're idiots.
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:19
|
|
|
exploded mummy posted:no this is woken no, that's broken. woken is the sad, by-committee, missing-the-point version of that
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:19
|
|
|
pop you poo poo bubble just do it motherfuck
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:24
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:32
|
|
|
Sagebrush posted:only fifteen percent of the population has what is considered to be complete adult literacy, functioning at the highest level on the tests used to make these measurements. this sounds like bullshit
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:35
|
|
|
bedtime is actually good and helped me normalize my sleep schedule a little bit.
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:38
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 06:21 |
|
|
silicon valley innovation, or what is my mother no longer doing for me?
|
|
#
?
Feb 8, 2018 21:39
|
|