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quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest


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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Newspaper Spider-Man 2018: Time Loops and Reptilian Rape

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008
I keep forgetting the details of that Deegan arc, so whenever jazzhands gets posted I always read ahead a few pages afterwards thinking "ok maybe it's not THAT bad in context" but then it just keeps getting worse.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
I'm very excited for what I assume will be the Hulk climbing walls

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

Synthbuttrange posted:



How can they even tell what's going on?

The perspective on that window is throwing me for a goddamn loop. It's not technically drawn wrong, but the fact that it's facing one direction (towards the left) and Bruce is looking out of it as though it were facing the other direction (towards the right) is giving it some real optical illusion vibes.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Endless Mike posted:

There's definitely someone in the newspaper comic strip thread who works for one of the syndicates....

There was a colourist posting at one point, but I can't remember their name or whether they're still around. Bob Weber Jr and Richard Thompson have both posted in previous threads but didn't stick around (and of course Thompson died a couple of years ago).

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS
:staredog:

:doggo:

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

MJ's going to save them all.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Good thing they preemptively stuffed their mouths with cocaine to better face The Lizard.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Those stairs. They must be at the Escher Hospital.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

For real I've had fever dreams more coherent than this sun-baked swamp arc.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The Power of the Lizard is a good porn name.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Feb 10, 2018

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Synthbuttrange posted:

MJ's going to save them all.

She runs into a truck on the way up the stairs, buys it with the money in her purse and drives it into the Lizard, then explains to Peter that lizards go into a motionless, breathless "sleep" when hit by trucks but are otherwise fine.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Samuringa posted:

Good thing they preemptively stuffed their mouths with cocaine to better face The Lizard.

Let me tell you about a DC supervillain called Snowflame.

quote:

Powers
- Unique Physiology: Gains superpowers upon snorting cocaine.
--- Superhuman Strength
--- Superhuman Speed
--- Immunity to Pain
--- Pyrokinesis
--- Cocaine Touch: Touching Snowflame was sufficient to give The Floronic Man a contact high.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Mikl posted:

Let me tell you about a DC supervillain called Snowflame.

I cant believe you would leave out the best part

quote:

---Snowflame's religion is Cocaine worship.

I love Snowflame. :allears:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Someone inexplicably made a Snowflame fan comic which they apparently went on to turn into legally distinct novels.



???????????

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Wait, the New Guardian that is a literal plant man ala Swamp Thing was the one to get a contact high?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Ikasuhito posted:

I cant believe you would leave out the best part


I love Snowflame. :allears:

Did Snowflame’s origin involve lightning striking a hedge fund or something? Or maybe it was from shoddy wiring in a discotheque bathroom.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

:trumppop:

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Speaking of questionable webcomics, do we now have enough panels from this arc to recreate loss.jpg?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

"I'm right behind you, half-naked muscle man!"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

evilmiera posted:

"I'm right behind you, half-naked muscle man!"

half naked? they haven't shown him below the waist for quite a while now.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



someone's been reading wikis in his off time.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
The impression I'm getting from that last panel is that Bruce is going to change his mind tomorrow.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

I think some B-movie swamp monster blood accidentally got into The Lizard.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
Oh God, is Spidey going to fly into Banner? Please say yes.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Banner will find out he has Hulk strength without Hulking out, meaning he is not just cured but also better than before. As he punches Lizard-Hulk into unconsciousness, Peter will look on from the sidelines thinking “in some nutty way...”

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
HE DOESN'T HAVE LEGS IN THE THIRD PANEL!!!!!!!!!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Samovar posted:

Oh God, is Spidey going to fly into Banner? Please say yes.

The impact will cause Spidey and Hulk to amalgamate, giving Spider-Hulk the proportionate ability of a Spider-Man to act as a brick magnet when he gets mad.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
MJ is going to Hulk out because of osmosis. Or cultural appropriation.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

goatface posted:

MJ is going to Hulk out because of osmosis. Or cultural appropriation.

Her pants are already the same color. Though she'll need a purple shirt, too, women aren't allowed to hulk out topless.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

HE DOESN'T HAVE LEGS IN THE THIRD PANEL!!!!!!!!!

And yet they've grown back by the fifth. Another Lizard Serum success!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Cat Mattress posted:

Her pants are already the same color. Though she'll need a purple shirt, too, women aren't allowed to hulk out topless.

There was that one time in the comics that caused everyone to argue whether they saw a nipple or not.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Haifisch posted:


I think some B-movie swamp monster blood accidentally got into The Lizard.

Oh he's overjoyed, look at that face. Let him have this.

Noper Q
Nov 7, 2012

hahaha MJ's head in the corner of the last panel.

I'm dying.

What are you doing down there, MJ?

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

HE DOESN'T HAVE LEGS IN THE THIRD PANEL!!!!!!!!!

spider-man will need an infusion of mysterio's blood to beat the lizard

no i dont know why mysterio is in florida either

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

quite stretched out posted:

spider-man will need an infusion of mysterio's blood to beat the lizard

no i dont know why mysterio is in florida either

Epcot

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Samovar posted:

Oh God, is Spidey going to fly into Banner? Please say yes.



Mj just closes the door.

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Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince
How many concussions can Banner get this arc? Let's find out.

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