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The original cast actually had the benefit of an abrasive and humorous personal chemistry, mostly because they were loving off-set. Everything since is the film version of Viagra-dick: inflated, groggy, hollow, and extremely self-conscious. BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Feb 9, 2018 |
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Feb 9, 2018 04:58
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I guess I'll see Venom: Bio-Booster Armor when it gets on Netflix.
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Feb 9, 2018 08:24
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Looks p good!
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Feb 9, 2018 08:30
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The MSJ posted:Also this clip from Isle of Dogs is reminding me that I loved Fantastic Mr Fox. Seems to have gone down, only alternate I could find is here for some reason: https://twitter.com/RottenTomatoes/status/961575599620763650
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Feb 9, 2018 08:39
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I've been having a really poo poo day/night and this made me laugh uncontrollably, thank you
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Feb 9, 2018 10:53
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Viagra-dick: inflated, groggy, hollow, and extremely self-conscious. This is like that 40-Year Old Virgin "bags of sand" description of breasts but for erect penises instead. Although you might be onto something with "groggy" if you mean there's bags under its eye.
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Feb 9, 2018 15:19
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Lobok posted:This is like that 40-Year Old Virgin "bags of sand" description of breasts but for erect penises instead. Star Wars has grossly and painfully overstayed its welcome in our lives, just like a pill-induced priapism. Any prior sense of 70s lite sci-fi virility has been incrementally replaced by a quavering, diluted commodity of tired fleshbag apparatuses pleading helplessly for the merciful dispensation of cultural castration. 
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Feb 10, 2018 00:37
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Star Wars has grossly and painfully overstayed its welcome in our lives, just like a pill-induced priapism. Any prior sense of 70s lite sci-fi virility has been incrementally replaced by a quavering, diluted commodity of tired fleshbag apparatuses pleading helplessly for the merciful dispensation of cultural castration. Christ dude, just show on the doll where Star Wars touched you.
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Feb 10, 2018 03:29
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All the new stars wars movies could have been a 5 hour loop gender reassessment surgery videos recorded on VHS-C during a Butthole Surfers concert, and they'd still be great because of how frothing mad they make the stars wars "purists". Like, I grew up on the films and I hold the originals in high regard too, but like most people I eventually I came to realize that they're movies for children that are being made to sell toys and video games, and if you think it goes any deeper than that you should probably stick to writing your own fan fiction and pretending that's the new canon.
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Feb 10, 2018 03:42
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Star Wars has grossly and painfully overstayed its welcome in our lives, just like a pill-induced priapism. Any prior sense of 70s lite sci-fi virility has been incrementally replaced by a quavering, diluted commodity of tired fleshbag apparatuses pleading helplessly for the merciful dispensation of cultural castration. pro tip, if you just stopped caring ca 1999, all those stars war wont amount to more than a slight annoyance & thats a o k
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Feb 10, 2018 03:45
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Star Wars has grossly and painfully overstayed its welcome in our lives, just like a pill-induced priapism. Any prior sense of 70s lite sci-fi virility has been incrementally replaced by a quavering, diluted commodity of tired fleshbag apparatuses pleading helplessly for the merciful dispensation of cultural castration. Nah, new Star Wars is good.
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Feb 10, 2018 03:54
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New Star Wars could be good if it stopped rehashing the originals. Beautiful setpieces though, makes me want another Rogue Squadron to dogfight in the new areas.
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Feb 10, 2018 04:03
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The Last Jedi outright says that it's going to keep going as long as there's money in it. I loving love that honesty.
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Feb 10, 2018 04:33
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Dillbag posted:All the new stars wars movies could have been a 5 hour loop gender reassessment surgery videos recorded on VHS-C during a Butthole Surfers concert, and they'd still be great because of how frothing mad they make the stars wars "purists". Like, I grew up on the films and I hold the originals in high regard too, but like most people I eventually I came to realize that they're movies for children that are being made to sell toys and video games, and if you think it goes any deeper than that you should probably stick to writing your own fan fiction and pretending that's the new canon. Star Wars is like a bad fart, it only makes me mad if I have to smell it.
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Feb 10, 2018 05:03
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Star Wars is like a bad fart, it only makes me mad if I have to smell it. Sounds like all our problems would be solved by the cessation of your breathing
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Feb 10, 2018 16:51
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Star Wars is like a bad fart, it only makes me mad if I have to smell it. Nah. No matter how bad a series is, the whiny bitch who goes on and on about it with increasingly hyperbolic complaints like they have an axe to grind is always worse. No exceptions.
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Feb 10, 2018 18:38
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ALFbrot posted:Sounds like all our problems would be solved by the cessation of your breathing  Vagabundo posted:Nah. Hey, man, just havin a little fun at your expense.
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Feb 10, 2018 20:26
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Dillbag posted:All the new stars wars movies could have been a 5 hour loop gender reassessment surgery videos recorded on VHS-C during a Butthole Surfers concert, and they'd still be great because of how frothing mad they make the stars wars "purists". Like, I grew up on the films and I hold the originals in high regard too, but like most people I eventually I came to realize that they're movies for children that are being made to sell toys and video games, and if you think it goes any deeper than that you should probably stick to writing your own fan fiction and pretending that's the new canon. Liking something because the wrong people hate it must be the most petty and miserable way to live.
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Feb 10, 2018 21:34
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Star Wars is about as good as anime Take that as you will
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Feb 10, 2018 22:24
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Star Wars is Gundam f91?
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Feb 10, 2018 22:24
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Star Wars is about as good as anime I'm willing to leave it at this.
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Feb 10, 2018 22:35
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Proteus Jones posted:Christ dude, just show on the action figure where Star Wars touched you. FTFY
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Snooze Cruise posted:Star Wars is Gundam f91? I’m sitting on that blu-ray, actually
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Jedit posted:FTFY Star Wars touched me on the GI Joe plastic dick piece that always breaks off, so now my legs flop around wildly.
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Feb 11, 2018 00:31
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GI Joes had plastic dick pieces?? 😳
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Feb 11, 2018 01:28
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Punkin Spunkin posted:GI Joes had plastic dick pieces?? 😳 They're called guns. Here's a trailer for a movie starring Sam Worthington transforming into something not human so that he can go on another planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1lCft5SwYQ
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Feb 11, 2018 03:48
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GrandpaPants posted:They're called guns. That is one of the single worst trailers of all time
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Punkin Spunkin posted:GI Joes had plastic dick pieces?? 😳 there was a hinge sort of in the shape of a pelvis where the GI Joe's dong should be and if it broke you... probably had a legless GI Joe for a while?
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Feb 11, 2018 04:17
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:there was a hinge sort of in the shape of a pelvis where the GI Joe's dong should be and if it broke you... probably had a legless GI Joe for a while? Good to see toys doing social commentary.
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Feb 11, 2018 05:23
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BonoMan posted:That is one of the single worst trailers of all time What, it just tells literally the entire plot of the movie. From start to finish.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:there was a hinge sort of in the shape of a pelvis where the GI Joe's dong should be and if it broke you... probably had a legless GI Joe for a while? Their legs were attached by an elastic so they remained.
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Feb 11, 2018 14:45
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GrandpaPants posted:They're called guns. Is he wearing a hair piece in the beginning of this? Also this looks pretty bad.
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Feb 11, 2018 15:46
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Wendell posted:Their legs were attached by an elastic so they remained. Until the rubber band holding the legs to their torso wore out and you just had a torso with a hook coming out of it and no thumbs and bite marks from your dog. I'm sorry Roadblock I'm sorry I couldn't keep you safe
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Feb 11, 2018 16:14
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Legit thrilled to hear the We Hate Movies episode about this in a year or two
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GrandpaPants posted:They're called guns. holy gently caress this looks uncannily similar to No Hero by Warren Ellis, just with all the  poo poo removed and the premise de-superheroed
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Feb 12, 2018 07:43
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GrandpaPants posted:Here's a trailer for a movie starring Sam Worthington transforming into something not human so that he can go on another planet So he transforms into Sam Worthington, then? The Clash of the Titans remake has the unique distinction among movies of having an action figure that was more realistic than the star.
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He might seem like a boring actor, but he‘s actually another of Australia’s bizarre native organisms.
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Feb 12, 2018 10:22
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GrandpaPants posted:They're called guns. What's amazing about this trailer isn't that it gives away the plot--it's that it's so poorly paced and edited that it feels like I just wasted two hours.
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The MSJ posted:He might seem like a boring actor, but he‘s actually another of Australia’s bizarre native organisms. If you get lulled into seeing his movies, his head snaps open and fires venomous darts at you. Always shake out your boots in the morning to make sure there's not an Avatar DVD in it.
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