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AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

Every actual lawyer I've seen who's weighed in on this has said that Crytek's case is kinda flimsy, and that the GLA is weak. This includes Leonard French, YouTube Law, and two guys in Reddit who did actual analysis.

This thread honestly deflects reality as well as t_d. If an event or fact doesn't line up with what you want to believe, then everyone who's saying as much must be wrong, right?

It's honestly pathetic to see. This thread is a lot more fun when SA is acting as the rationale audience, not the group that wants to see this fall so badly they make poo poo up.

Star Citizen is still enough of a disaster that you don't need to fabricate incompetence.

Just quoting this again because I find it funny.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:24

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 17:10

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

TheAgent posted:

goddamn the current drama circling shroud of the avatar is delicious

top players are making farewell posts and dumping their stuff

I love it lol

You're doing it again! Links rear end in a top hat, linksssssssss

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:26

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Jobbo_Fett posted:

How soon?

Not sure yet, two weeks is being said in hushed corners but my sources are me and maybe you if you are up for it, so we'd have to ask them.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:29

Hazamuth: May 9, 2007; the original bugsy

MilesK posted:

In den letzten 500 Jahren hat der Fourth Stimpire vier Systeme dominiert, die er zu einer Sternzone, der Stimsis, zusammengef�hrt hat. Der vierte Stinktier stammt aus dem Zehn-Reichskrieg, in dem sich die Vereinigten Schimpansen gegen jede Regel auflehnten. Alle Imperien, mit Ausnahme der vierten, schworen ihren B�rgern Freiheit. Es gibt keine freien Reden im vierten Stimpire und alle selbstkontrollierten Verfahren, bei denen die Arterien ohne Schmerzen durchtrennt werden und ausschlie�lich mit Maschinen operiert werden. Die Art, wie sie arbeiten, ist so hygienisch und gesund wie m�glich, aber diese Maschinen tun dies oft nicht. Das Herz wird dann aus dem K�rper entnommen und in eine Glasschleifmaschine gegeben. Verschiedene Energiezentren werden ebenfalls seziert und durch gef�hrliche Transplantate ersetzt. Nach dem schmerzhaften, 52-st�ndigen chirurgischen Eingriff wird der Patient bis zum Scheitern behandelt. Das Brot, das sie verursacht haben, ist so schlimm, dass das Opfer in einer Position einfrieren w�rde. Sie w�rden dann zusammenbrechen.

Sexuelle Stimulation im Gesicht des K�rpers des Patienten ist normalerweise verboten. Sie w�rden im Mutterleib eine L�sung finden, bis die N�hte platzen. Die T�ter w�rden auch gezwungen sein, ihre Arbeit in der �ffentlichkeit zu zeigen, und sie w�rden sie immer gegen ihren Willen bel�stigen und schlagen.

Sonst w�re die schlimmste Art von Elektrizit�t im systematischen Bezirk, so sehr, dass das Opfer im Wahnsinn schreien und herumwirbeln w�rde. Das Brot w�rde auch jede Sekunde ausgegeben werden. Dies wird auch im Kampf gegen gegnerische Einheiten verwendet, weshalb alle Kr�fte den verbesserten Anzug zu diesem Zweck tragen m�ssen.

Es ist jedoch auch in EUE-Gr�nden fragw�rdig. Sportveranstaltungen mit der Verlierermannschaft, die mit Live-Fernsehen gedreht werden, wobei den Verlierern die H�nde aus den H�nden genommen werden, zur Unterhaltung. Die Menschen werden auch in diese Ereignisse hineingezwungen, wodurch sie nicht in der Lage sind, auf das Problem zu h�ren. Dies alles dient zur Unterhaltung, und wer w�hrend der sportlichen Zeiten nichts davon sieht und um das Siegerteam jubelt, wird in galaktischen Lagern gefangen gehalten.

Snuff-Filme werden auch ausgestrahlt, und Schauspieler werden tats�chlich nur zur Unterhaltung ermordet. Heimlichkeitsdroiden f�hren diese gedr�ngten Schauspieler auch genau so, wie es die Tr�ume des Regisseurs sind, sonst werden sie bestraft, indem man sie in den Mund nimmt und ihre Hinrichtung in den Film schreibt. Jeder Film, der nicht auf die groteskste Art und Weise ausgef�hrt werden kann - Vivisektion.

Alle Ausf�hrungen werden gesendet, und jeder, der selbst durch Blinken eine Millisekunde verfehlt, wird ausgef�hrt. Alle B�rger m�ssen hingerichtet werden, und die Familie muss in die Ewigkeit gef�hrt werden, was f�r immer Schmerzen verursacht, sie unmoralisch macht, aber das Brot in jeder Millisekunde verzehnfacht. Sie k�nnen nicht ausgehen, aber sie werden sich f�r immer so f�hlen.

Die Eroberungen dieses Schimpansen in der Welt werden dem Erdboden gleichgemacht, und alle B�rger werden auf dieselbe Weise hingerichtet wie ihre B�rger. Der Planet ist jetzt zerst�rt und Reste davon sind entfernt, und jegliche Erinnerung daran wird sofort von zivilen Geistern gel�scht werden. Menschen, die auch aus den Erinnerungen ausgel�scht werden, und alle Erinnerungen an die Welt, einschlie�lich Spielzeug und Bilder, werden zerst�rt.

Gefangene erleiden 40.000 Jahre unerbittlicher und endloser Arbeit, und wer nicht nachgiebig ist, wird zur Ewigkeitsspritze verurteilt. Alle Gefangenen, die mit Schlaflosigkeit injiziert wurden, werden in Kapseln gesetzt und dann bis zum Weltraum ge�ffnet, dann wird der Raum fest verschlossen, um maximalen Wahnsinn zu gew�hrleisten. Einige Gefangene werden auch auf die Entfernung von Blut, die Lunge, die Leber, das Skelett, die Muskeln, die Augen und sogar die Injektion von Druck hingewiesen. Gefangene zu Bluthochdruck verurteilt. Die Dekompression wird dann gestoppt, um sicherzustellen, dass sie aufgeblasen und unbequem sind.

Kinder, die am 14. Juli geboren sind, m�ssen ihr Skelett entfernen und ein Implantat aus einer Silberfl�ssigkeit als Ersatz bekommen. Das Nervensystem wird auch verschiedenen Teilen der Welt verabreicht.

Restaurants dienen auch dazu, zu einem fettigen Essen serviert zu werden. Sie werden lebendig gekocht, extremem Brot ausgesetzt und dann industriellen M�hlen und Mixern unterzogen. Der Schimpansenbefehl befiehlt t�glich mindestens 1 Million B�rger zu entsenden, da die Bev�lkerung sie vielleicht st�rzen kann. Aber nur ein Planet wird gepflegt, er trinkt, redet, benutzt Technologie, ber�hrt irgendjemanden, tr�gt unautorisierte Kleidung, ber�hrt Geb�ude oder l�uft zentimeterweit von ausgewiesenen Stra�en ab. Sie sind so konstruiert, dass sie 40 Mal gr��er sind als die 300 Billiarden Einwohner. Mindestens 7 Milliarden alle 12 Stunden unter dieser Regel.

Gedanken werden ebenfalls untersucht, und jeder, der nicht denkt, dass er den Stimpire mit mehr als seinen F�higkeiten beneidet, wird zu einem Gef�ngnis verurteilt. Gefangene, die f�r diesen Versto� bestraft werden, werden es nur vermeiden k�nnen. Dann werden alle Fl�ssigkeiten schmerzhaft extrahiert, was zu permanenten Irritationen f�hrt. Die unbekannte Substanz h�lt das Thema normal, au�er dass sie niemals sterben werden. Gefangene, die auf diese Weise bestraft werden, k�nnen trotz vieler Bem�hungen nicht zur�ckgewiesen werden, und sie k�nnen nicht entsorgt werden.

Die widerlichen Wahrheiten wurden erst heute enth�llt, und Invigationsteams untersuchen immer noch die Wahrheiten, ohne den galaktischen Raum dieses widerlichen Imperiums zu betreten.

E:For the past 500 years Fourth Stimpire dominated four systems. It is integrated into one star zone, Stimsis. The fourth Stimpire is the origin of Ten Empire War, where ten Stimpires contradict each rule. Every empire except the fourth empire pledged freedom to citizens. The fourth Stimpire has no free speech, all self-regulation transportation is illegal without taking painless medical verification methods that operate completely on the machine without pain without pain

Hazamuth fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Feb 10, 2018

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:31

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Balancing the chairs on the Space Game Titanic.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:34

Omniblivion: Oct 17, 2012

Would you like to translate this page?

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:34

Omniblivion: Oct 17, 2012

MilesK posted:

Over the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, merging it into a star zone, the Stimsis. The fourth skunk comes from the Ten Reich War, in which the United Chimpanzees rebelled against any rule. All empires, with the exception of the fourth, swore freedom to their citizens. There are no free speeches in the 4th Stimpire and all self-controlled procedures in which the arteries are severed without pain and operated exclusively with machines. The way they work is as hygienic and healthy as possible, but these machines often do not. The heart is then removed from the body and placed in a glass grinding machine. Different energy centers are also dissected and replaced by dangerous grafts. After the painful, A 52-hour surgical procedure will treat the patient until failure. The bread they caused is so bad that the victim would freeze in one position. They would then collapse.

Sexual stimulation on the face of the patient's body is usually prohibited. They would find a solution in the womb until the sutures burst. The perpetrators would also be forced to show their work in public, and they would always harass and beat them against their will.

Otherwise, the worst kind of electricity would be in the systematic district, so much so that the victim would scream in madness and spin around. The bread would also be spent every second. This is also used in the fight against enemy units, which is why all forces must wear the improved suit for this purpose.

However, it is also questionable on EUE grounds. Sports events with the loser team being filmed with live television, with the losers' hands taken out of their hands for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, which makes them unable to listen to the problem. All this is for entertainment, and those who do not see it during sporting periods and cheer for the winning team are being held in galactic camps.

Snuff movies are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids lead these crowded actors exactly as the director's dreams are, otherwise they are punished by putting them in their mouths and writing their execution in the film. Any film that can not be performed in the most grotesque way - vivisection.

All executions are sent, and anyone who misses even one millisecond by flashing will be executed. All citizens must be executed, and the family must be led into eternity, which causes pain forever, makes them immoral, but increases the bread tenfold every millisecond. They can not go out, but they will feel that way forever.

The conquests of this chimpanzee in the world are razed to the ground, and all citizens are executed in the same way as their citizens. The planet is now destroyed and remnants of it are gone, and any memory of it will be immediately erased by civil spirits. People who are also wiped out of memories, and all memories of the world, including toys and pictures, are destroyed.

Prisoners suffer 40,000 years of relentless and endless work, and those who are not compliant are sentenced to eternity. All prisoners injected with insomnia are placed in capsules and then opened to outer space, then the space is tightly closed to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also warned about the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to hypertension. The decompression is then stopped to ensure that they are inflated and uncomfortable.

Children born on the 14th of July have to remove their skeleton and get a silver liquid implant as a replacement. The nervous system is also administered to different parts of the world.

Restaurants also serve to be served to a greasy meal. They are cooked alive, exposed to extreme bread and then subjected to industrial mills and mixers. The Chimpanzee Order orders at least 1 million citizens a day to send as the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, it drinks, talks, uses technology, touches anyone, wears unauthorized clothing, touches buildings, or runs away from designated roads. They are designed to be 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion inhabitants. At least 7 billion every 12 hours under this rule.

Thoughts are also being studied, and anyone who does not think he envies the Stimpire with more than his abilities will be sentenced to prison. Prisoners who are being punished for this offense will only be able to avoid it. Then all fluids are painfully extracted, resulting in permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject normal except that it will never die. Prisoners who are being punished in this way can not be rejected, despite much effort, and they can not be disposed of.

The disgusting truths have just been revealed today, and invigation teams are still investigating the truths without entering the galactic space of this disgusting empire.

Thanks, Google

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:35

Hobold: Jan 10, 2012; I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA; College Slice

D_Smart posted:

I already did my research on her. Definitely a Goon.

What the gently caress is wrong with you.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:38

Hobold: Jan 10, 2012; I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA; College Slice

Hazamuth posted:

過去500年の間、Fourth Stimpireは4つのシステムを支配していました。これは1つのスターゾーン、Stimsisに統合されています。第4のStimpireは、10人のStimpiresがそれぞれのルールに反したTen Empire Warの起源です。 4番目の帝国を除くすべての帝国は、市民に自由を誓った。第四Stimpireには自由発言はなく、痛みを伴わずに痛みを伴わずに完全に機械で動作する痛みを伴う医療検証方法を取らずに、すべての自制輸送は違法にされています

You're making chrome freak out and try to translate the page.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:39

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Tippis posted:

Nah. They just send a sternly worded letter (which ~~may or~~ may not be delivered via blow dart and shuriken) asking for stuff. It's only after CIG sternly explains that they don't have any of that stuff, or indeed any stuff at all, because Ben ate the backup tapes and by the way, they never had any backups to begin with, that the window jumping commences.

�but that's more the developers trying to escape the buildings � hence why there are huge iron bars blocking the way.

Suicide nets with funnels leading back into the lobby.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:40

Omniblivion: Oct 17, 2012

Omniblivion posted:

ChimpanzeesandBread.txt

Yet this somehow still makes more sense than Star Citizen

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:42

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Hello thread, has CryTek been destroyed yet?

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:42

TheAgent: Feb 16, 2002; The call is coming from inside Dr. House; Grimey Drawer

trucutru posted:

You're doing it again! Links rear end in a top hat, linksssssssss

quote:

It's my opinion that just like we should continue to avoid "pay 2 win" design choices, we should also avoid "time 2 win" design choices. There's a middle ground and we're nowhere near it. Currently to be a "top player" you are required to get around 1 million XP per hour.

I've brought this issue up for years, but I believed it would be tackled before launch. Now I realize it's not something that is considered a problem to be fixed. So I'm not wasting my time competing with people that have more time than I'll ever have. I lost that battle the moment I got married, had kids, got a job, and looked to play games that were not built like WOW or EQ. (I never played those games for a reason)

this dude has, at the minimum, the following items:

seedinvest poo poo

quote:

$30,000: Golden Castle

Tax Free Player Owned Town Castle Lot Deed

Exclusive Golden Airship (See Gallery)

Exclusive Golden Castle Walls (See Gallery)

Exclusive Golden Clockwork Pet Dragon (See Gallery)

Dinner with Lord and Lady British and other Golden Castle owners at their home Britannia Manor in New York City (travel expenses not included)

an entire player owned town with 524 lots

each lot is around $85. I mean holy poo poo. holy loving poo poo that's almost $45,000 in housing. the estimated total spend for him on this game is something like $100,000 to $125,000 and he's just now complaining about p2w mechanics, lol

the icing on this is his burning hatred of wow, a game which he never played and is about 21398103109283 billion times better than shroud in every single possible way

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:46

Sabreseven: Feb 27, 2016

Jonny Nox posted:

Longing,
rusted,
furnace,
daybreak,
seventeen,
benign,
nine,
homecoming,
one,
freight car."

Ready to comply.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:55

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

TheAgent posted:

the icing on this is his burning hatred of wow, a game which he never played and is about 21398103109283 billion times better than shroud in every single possible way

I think the burning hatred of WoW and all other games in that category you hear from SC or SOTA usually stems from people who hate the lack of the ability to pay for respect.

They deny it's pay to win because they argue the housing etc. doesn't give you in-game combat advantages. They don't want time to win either because someone with more time than they have can get better than they are.

It's literally their deepest need to have a permanent elite class that they paid to be a member of. Purchased esteem that can never be achieved by anyone else no matter how much time they spend.

I can't imagine what these people's lives are like.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:55

TheAgent: Feb 16, 2002; The call is coming from inside Dr. House; Grimey Drawer

this is the dudes website where he's trying to sell off deeds: https://novianratsnest.com/

what you have to remember about shroud is that all land is taxed in gold and all gold can be sold for real cash

the dude was straight up hoping to make like $15k a month or so off his "investment" which of course won't loving happen because shroud is a completely hosed game from top to bottom

he won't say "well I'm leaving the game because I realized I loving sank a shitload of money into this game that I will never get back" because he's frantically trying to offload poo poo

who is buying? weird hacked accounts and people trying to turn bitcoin/litecoins to gold, then cashing out to real money

it's going to be a huge nightmare for portalarium

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:56

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:57

TheAgent: Feb 16, 2002; The call is coming from inside Dr. House; Grimey Drawer

Scruffpuff posted:

They deny it's pay to win because they argue the housing etc. doesn't give you in-game combat advantages.

about that

quote:

[Rat's Nest is] Directly connected to Verdantis Shardfall, the location of many of the rarest resources.

I mean just lol at this guy railing against pay 2 win now that he 1. isn't the best player in the game and 2. that he realized he sunk almost $50,000 into something that will probably make less than $100

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:58

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Mirificus posted:

**quotes from the abyss**

This is what it looks like when the dementors are done with you.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:59

Kosumo: Apr 9, 2016

CrazyTolradi posted:

The really important question people are missing is, how many languages has FourthStimpire.txt been translated into?

No, you have that backwards, language are translated into the FourthStimpire.txt.

That is the sickering truth.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 00:59

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

trucutru posted:

Given 50 years, libertarians would manage much more than that, like this drawn documentary shows:

http://www.bigheadpress.com/tpbtgn?page=1

What the gently caress? None of that made any sense to me.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:05

The Titanic: Sep 15, 2016; Unsinkable

SomethingJones posted:

CIG have not yet produced a proof of concept that they are capable of building an engine to support gameplay that has already been bought and paid for.

Addendum: CIG have not even begun developing the Star Citizen MMO. Drop in/drop out arena instances != MMO functionality and persistence.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:08

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Martman posted:

For the record, I called Derek being wrong years ago.

Proof?!

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:11

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Kosumo posted:

No, you have that backwards, language are translated into the FourthStimpire.txt.

That is the sickering truth.

These languages are tripling every second.

And for the first time Chrome popped up asking me if I wanted to translate this page. What a clusterfuck. :v:

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:16

The Titanic: Sep 15, 2016; Unsinkable

TheAgent posted:

hello

Sounds mostly accurate, but I still think those dates are super super conservative. In 8 years you may be getting close to something like a rough �beta-like� state of the product.

The problem with this is as the unknown dev says, it�s going to take a constant influx of money like they were seeing a year ago. People will need to continue to pay for nothing now, and in high volumes and amounts, for the possibility that at some point over the next 10 year span something somewhat resembling the dream will happen.

To even get to that point though, hilarious amounts of corners and edges and ideas will be sacrificed and cut like Sandi�s parts on a cutting room floor.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:17

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

The Titanic posted:

Addendum: CIG have not even begun developing ~~the~~ Star Citizen ~~MMO. Drop in/drop out arena instances != MMO functionality and persistence.~~

Correct. However, they have some motion capture and some assets that may or may not work once they build a game around them. This is cool and good and Star Citizen is also cool and good.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:18

Variable 5: Apr 17, 2007; We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.; Grimey Drawer

So Derek is going to start harassing a sitting judge

I can�t wait to see this play out :allears:

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:20

The Titanic: Sep 15, 2016; Unsinkable

ManofManyAliases posted:

SC Hentai - the spinoff. See Derek? I DO understand game development.

I worked on that project. Ask me for the details. :grin:

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:20

Propagandist: Oct 23, 2007

peter gabriel posted:

My sources say that CIG may have to go to court, something to do with Crytek. I'll be posting more soon.

Called it.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:20

The Titanic: Sep 15, 2016; Unsinkable

Lladre posted:

Seriously for 200 million just hire bethesda to do it.

My �final call�-inf if it has been and always will be that the end of Star Citizen will be when CR just farms it off to a Chinese development churning factory to complete it all.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:23

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Sillybones posted:

What the gently caress? None of that made any sense to me.

That's because you're statistic scum who loves to be oppressed.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:29

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Calling it now: A female judge will be present to hear the nerds argue over videogame code

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:35

Hazamuth: May 9, 2007; the original bugsy

Hobold posted:

You're making chrome freak out and try to translate the page.

Sorry, I translated it back to english.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:48

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Beet Wagon posted:

I think the notable part of that is how many people consider PGI something of a joke due to issues with the MW:O rollout and also stuff like Transverse. Plenty of guys could make Star Citizen better than CIG, sure. But when you really start comparing things and realize PGI achieved poo poo like the clantech and civil war rollouts in the time it took for CIG to refactor the Constellation a third time it's kind of telling.

Funny as it was at the time, in retrospect I'm a little sad that Transverse was such a nonstarter. How hilarious would it be if a game pitch so slapdash that it listed space flight and space combat as stretch goals was to piggyback off SC's fundraising success and actually make it to market with a real game before CIG has anything resembling one?

I bet PGI's version of the Cutlass would have actually been fun to fly, too:

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:50

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

I have something to admit...

I don't even read Derek Smart's posts any more.

I am sorry, Thread.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:52

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Sooooooo...... MtD ETA?

Sillybones posted:

I have something to admit...

I don't even read Derek Smart's posts any more.

I am sorry, Thread.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:53

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

My sauces are HP and Colemans.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:56

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Very related is this: http://www.aocmonitorap.com/au/product_display.php?id=5074 a good enough monitor to grab for 130USD?

# ? Feb 10, 2018 01:57

Danknificent: Nov 20, 2015; Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

Pixelate posted:

So long as ship components are returning to a primitive jpeg state, I don't care the cause. It's just too beautiful.

(Although that LoD theory is hilarious too )

This guy seemed pretty convinced that his ship was the primary donor: 'I exited the pilot seat and the ship then became 2d image'. And in the previous vid the guy also remarked that he thought the triangles contained Caterpillar textures.

Obviously it's affecting more than that. Like the door and that. But dear making GBS threads lord let all their ships become jpegs...

To jpegs ye will return.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 02:01

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 17:10

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

Sillybones posted:

I have something to admit...

I don't even read Derek Smart's posts any more.

I am sorry, Thread.

That's old. The new hip thing is reminding the thread how bad he is at every opportunity.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 02:04

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