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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Was this posted yet?

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/02/09/584678163/kansas-scrambles-to-change-rules-after-6-teens-enter-governors-race


lol

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Former DILF posted:

actual progressives have a very easy time winning seats right now because they're the only ones who can campaign on substantive issues, i bet if you just run any socialist against a vat-grown liberal you'd unseat even pelosi or schumer

There is something going on that nobody really understands where global capitalism is really loving up peoples lives and neither party is actually against it. If somebody actually was, they could be very popular.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

I hope the youngest one gets elected and makes Magic: The Gathering tournaments public holidays.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Jack Bergeson has my vote :hellyeah:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

quote:

So into the race jumped 16-year-old Jack Bergeson. Calling himself an anti-establishment candidate, Bergeson is pursuing the Democratic nomination, advocating for a $12 minimum wage, legalization of medical marijuana, and high-speed rail for major cities in the region.

id vote for him

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





DancingShade posted:

I hope the youngest one gets elected and makes Magic: The Gathering tournaments public holidays.

A black lotus in every hand and an ancestral recall in every deck

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN


i would vote for the doggie :shittydog:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

quote:

The law wouldn't take effect until after the November elections. And that's important, said Caskey at the secretary of state's office.
:getin:

scopes
Jun 5, 2004

alright I guess I'm finally on the fuckin' :hmbol: train

titanium
Mar 11, 2004

NONE SHALL PASS!
Soooo is someone going to Kickstarter the pee tape purchase?

Bagsack
Mar 29, 2007

I'm a fucking lobster
Every breath I take, that isn’t my last, I regret.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

There is something going on that nobody really understands where global capitalism is really loving up peoples lives and neither party is actually against it. If somebody actually was, they could be very popular.

Somebody was, but wasn’t really, but enough people believed him anyway and just tipped the fat blob of lard over the finish line

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

:eyepop::eyepop::eyepop:

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

I'm gunna dictate how democracy needs to work, hm, yes, more votes for these people, alright?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

There's my hmbol for the day thank you

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

lmao forever that laughter was perfect

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
The Bush Twins 2020?
You'd finally be allowed to drink with 16 if they came into office. Pretty sure they'd legalize every drug in existence too.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop

Purgatory Glory posted:

The best part of this pic is that this is when he realized he lost his luggage.

Christ that was eons ago, I had nearly forgotten. An ancient lol.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Chenkiskhon

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

The Glumslinger posted:

Who is the best black Democrat that they could run? Booker doesn't inspire confidence and Kamala doesn't have enough experience

those are both terrible dems. keith ellison is who you want. a black muslim socialist

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Jose posted:

those are both terrible dems. keith ellison is who you want. a black muslim socialist

Obama was already president, idiot!!

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Islamic Communism 2020

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

What's the bloated corpse of Ted Kennedy up to these days

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/962326008127946752

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Bill Jobs

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Is...is Donny unknowingly acknowledging that underemployment numbers are a thing and not reported here? Because he said jobless "claims," like it's only the numbers of unemployment that get put on the books.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


quote:

But when it comes to the rules about who can run for state office? There are no rules.

"Under Kansas law, there is no law governing the qualifications for governor, not one," Bryan Caskey, director of elections at the Kansas secretary of state's office, told The Kansas City Star last year. "So there's seriously nothing on the books that lays out anything, no age, no residency, no experience. Nothing."

Ain’t no rules says a dog can’t be governor

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




"Young people are never engaged in politics and it's such a shame." :bahgawd:

(6 teenagers run in election)

"Change the rules quick before more horrible young people try to get involved!" :bahgawd:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




I like that they complain that the government is made up of people over thirty. I think if one of them somehow manages to get elected Kansas is going to be the first state with Logan's Run rules.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Ain’t no rules says a dog can’t be governor

we have a dog president so :shrug:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Kumo posted:

we have a dog president so :shrug:

yo don't talk poo poo about dogs

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/962330457886076928

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Ain’t no rules says a dog can’t be governor

Right now there are a dozen ultralow budget film companies frantically writing their scripts for dogs in politics movies. Get ready for next month's debut direct to Netflix of "Governor Dog", "An Elected Puppy?", "Woofer of the House", and "Mr. Rex Goes to Washington".

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

TulliusCicero posted:

"Young people are never engaged in politics and it's such a shame." :bahgawd:

(6 teenagers run in election)

"Change the rules quick before more horrible young people try to get involved!" :bahgawd:

Lol

Old people make such a fuss over their “common sense” and “experience” yet I still see enough of them coming through the CT scanner after falling off an icy roof or sticking their hand in a stalled lawn mower

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/962313954608295936

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

yo don't talk poo poo about dogs


:smugdog:

Kumo fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Feb 10, 2018

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

TulliusCicero posted:

"Change the rules quick before more horrible young people try to get involved!" :bahgawd:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prez_(comics)

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Jel Shaker posted:

Lol

Old people make such a fuss over their “common sense” and “experience” yet I still see enough of them coming through the CT scanner after falling off an icy roof or sticking their hand in a stalled lawn mower

Proof of this: President Donald J. Trump. I would seriously take the monorail kid in that article over Donny. At least he would build infrastructure.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
10 pgs

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


lol Republicans hate anyone under 20 unless they're loving them

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