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StoryTime posted:Looks like it's very soft core, but there's still exactly one reason for this to exist. yeah i like cute people in swimsuits too e: best snipe
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StoryTime posted:Nice. This might be a good opportunity to click on the flag button on that page and report this for pornography. Maybe not straight up child exploitation, since you know, as long as the models dressed up as underage game characters are legal, everything is completely fine, right? Well you see, they're actually 3000 year old vampires so...
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This isn't going to work, the people who compulsively buy these games aren't interested in real girls.
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I wonder if this explains how some of this stuff made it onto steam: https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2018/02/counter-strike-co-creator-arrested-for-sexual-exploitation-of-a-child/
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working out the moves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQJSeUhCyU
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That feel when you're streaming a game a friend bought you because he thought it'd be funnybad and you're streaming it and so far it's just boring and then suddenly tits show up so you have to stop your stream and delete the vid so you don't get banned from twitch That feel Thanks Exploded Mummy
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FirstAidKite posted:That feel when you're streaming a game a friend bought you because he thought it'd be funnybad and you're streaming it and so far it's just boring and then suddenly tits show up so you have to stop your stream and delete the vid so you don't get banned from twitch Why were you surprised that a game called "Foto Flash" about taking pin-up photographs had titties in it?
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I was surprised it was uncensored because the person who gifted it to me told me that people on the steam forums were asking for patches to remove any censorship the game had. I'd gone into it expect dumb pinups but not nudity. Turns out, when toffile/exploded mummy was reading the forums, he misunderstood. The censorship patch requests were people requesting patches to censor the game's nudity so that they could play it on twitch lol
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Holy poo poo, that's amazing Stay gold, Steam forums
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Truga posted:yeah i like cute people in swimsuits too Real-life softcore pornography of characters from trashy animu porn games seems bizarrely circuitous. If all you're trying to do is spank it to girls in swimsuits, there's an easier way!
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FirstAidKite posted:The censorship patch requests were people requesting patches to censor the game's nudity so that they could play it on twitch lol That's wonderful 
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I can't really blame them. I mean, I only found out because I was also streaming the game to see if it'd be bad enough to do a writeup in here, and Toffile only bought it for me because it was super cheap and he wanted to see if it'd be bad enough for me to do a writeup in here about it.
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Seriously though that game was just a bunch of fetch quests. Literally just the cartoon network summer camp resort flash games of yore but instead of having to find random adhesive objects to stuff into a leaking pipe so that you can stop the leaks and fill up the pool, you're buying a $25 banana from a clown so that you can trade it to a monkey for a broken helmet that you give to a guy who fixes broken things so you get a fixed helmet so you can give it to some lady whose helmet was stolen by aforementioned monkey so that you can get boobs to trade for $100 so that you can purchase some SoberUp drink from the vending machine you fixed by calling a vending machine service number you found in someone's backyard and give the SoberUp to a hungover dude so that he can give you something etc etc etc
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That actually kinda sounds like it would own. More games should involve bribing monkeys and dealing with the aftermath of monkey shenanigans imho.
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Ape Escape was ahead of it's time.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:That actually kinda sounds like it would own. More games should involve bribing monkeys and dealing with the aftermath of monkey shenanigans imho. Just play the aforementioned Cartoon Network flash games instead. Assuming they still exist somewhere.
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The dev posted something on the steam forums saying the game is a modern take on something called "Frank's Adventure" I googled up Frank's Adventure and these screenshots are too good to not show off. Yeah this is some old flash game and not a steam game but idgaf, I need everybody to see this stuff now lmao             oh my god
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This is almost so horrible it's funny. Almost.
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franks' adventure series is a classic of internet in my book and I may buy that game just because it's cheap and I enjoy terribly flash garbage.
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Sexyisland hasn't been the same since Brian from Family Guy hung up his martini and moved to Herbalisland.
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FirstAidKite posted:
https://wiesi.newgrounds.com/ You need to see the rest of this man's work. I actually played his games a lot as a kid, they were wild.
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I appreciate that Wario and the bootleg Cowboy Bebop guy(?) have managed to achieve standardized cocaine prices
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Antivehicular posted:I appreciate that Wario and the bootleg Cowboy Bebop guy(?) have managed to achieve standardized cocaine prices
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Wanted By Weed posted:https://wiesi.newgrounds.com/ Oh hey it's the miami shark guy, cool
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FirstAidKite posted:Seriously though that game was just a bunch of fetch quests. Literally just the cartoon network summer camp resort flash games of yore but instead of having to find random adhesive objects to stuff into a leaking pipe so that you can stop the leaks and fill up the pool, you're buying a $25 banana from a clown so that you can trade it to a monkey for a broken helmet that you give to a guy who fixes broken things so you get a fixed helmet so you can give it to some lady whose helmet was stolen by aforementioned monkey so that you can get boobs to trade for $100 so that you can purchase some SoberUp drink from the vending machine you fixed by calling a vending machine service number you found in someone's backyard and give the SoberUp to a hungover dude so that he can give you something etc etc etc good news! 
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Released four years ago and still a work in progress
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Minecraft, but with 63 more cubes isn't a compelling pitch to me.
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Are they deliberately trying to make the game look like a Geocities website from 1996?
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Are they deliberately trying to make the game look like a Geocities website from 1996? That what we have Tower Unite for.
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tight aspirations posted:
isn't this the one that's literally an asset flip of a demo project
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