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I have the exact same name as a leading right-wing media shitbird so you have to be very specific to google me
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:actually if you named your child either Google or robots.txt you could probably keep them off the internet for good Unfortunate souls who have Null as their last name break tons of things. There’s a bunch of stories of people not being to sign up for utilities because the horribly coded data entry form just crashes when you type it in.
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fart simpson posted:my family name is incredibly rare so my name is globally unique and if you search for me you just find me almost the  according to google there are 3 living people in the entire world with my name, and one them is my dad even if you translate my first name into the language of origin of my last name, it only adds 5 or so more people to the list
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so what you're saying is that we need an identity blockchain run by google
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haveblue posted:I have the exact same name as a leading right-wing media shitbird so you have to be very specific to google me i knew those info wars posts were too similar to yosposts
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Feb 11, 2018 16:58
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what i'm saying is that in the future everybody should be called james including the women no surname just "james"
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Feb 11, 2018 17:17
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According to AN INTERNET SEARCH, the other human that has my name is getting married later this year. Feels bad man. e: I just RSVP for their wedding on their wedding page. PyPy fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Feb 11, 2018 |
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Feb 11, 2018 17:25
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we are all james
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Poniard posted:we are all james
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PyPy posted:e: I just RSVP for their wedding on their wedding page. 
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Jimmy Carter posted:Unfortunate souls who have Null as their last name break tons of things. There’s a bunch of stories of people not being to sign up for utilities because the horribly coded data entry form just crashes when you type it in. i had a textbook in college by one Linda Null and i legit thought it was an error in the listing until i found a picture of the cover
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Feb 11, 2018 17:38
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fart simpson posted:my family name is incredibly rare so my name is globally unique and if you search for me you just find me hello mr. bonerhitler, may i call you weedlord?
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Feb 11, 2018 17:41
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I named the bride as my +1 
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FMguru posted:everyone is james me irl 
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Feb 11, 2018 17:46
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fart simpson posted:my family name is incredibly rare so my name is globally unique and if you search for me you just find me i didn’t know that moon unit zappa had an account! 
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Endless Mike posted:me irl that’s a surprisingly tasteful shirt for him.
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President Beep posted:that’s a surprisingly tasteful shirt for him. i think that wasn't on top gear, so he was being james may the real person, not james may the character
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Feb 11, 2018 17:53
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self driving car hacks would be amazing, now that i think of it. rich cyberpunk opportunities there. - the car that steals itself rendering vin diesel obselete - an entire city is ddoss'd when a rental company is hacked through its lovely app - assassination by quadruple pile up etc
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Feb 11, 2018 17:58
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that Monty python animation of ppl being pounced on and eaten by cars
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also that one kids in the hall skit.
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Spatial posted:self driving car hacks would be amazing, now that i think of it. rich cyberpunk opportunities there. you haven’t seen the last Fast & Furious, have you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoB_mdZxNlY NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Feb 11, 2018 |
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my billion dollar idea is the app for your self driving car that makes it circle the block indefinitely while you're at the restaurant/bar/store, saving you time and money on parking while causing truly apocalyptic traffic jams
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Sagebrush posted:my billion dollar idea is the app for your self driving car that makes it circle the block indefinitely while you're at the restaurant/bar/store, saving you time and money on parking while causing truly apocalyptic traffic jams tis has that great negative externality angle. nice.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:you haven’t seen the last Fast & Furious, have you? 
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fart simpson posted:my best friend is literally named james jones i talked with an nvidia engineer named this and then when i used whatsapp it pulled him from my contacts and he has furry porn as his profile pic. good times.
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Suspicious Dish posted:i talked with an nvidia engineer named this and then when i used whatsapp it pulled him from my contacts and he has furry porn as his profile pic. good times. i love it when poo poo like that happens. there’s this guy who does camera lens review videos that i really like on youtube. a bunch of his “liked” videos are weird and bad right wing poo poo.
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when I was a student my university’s initials would get autocorrected by google to another better school :/
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My name is Jonas
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meatpotato posted:when I was a student my university’s initials would get autocorrected by google to another better school :/ dang, how many clown schools are there?!
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President Beep posted:pleased to meet you, lance “justin timberlake” armstrong. I was gonna guess Tom Green
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meatpotato posted:when I was a student my university’s initials would get autocorrected by google to another better school :/ use the better school on your resume/bio and if anyone calls you on it, blame autocorrect
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President Beep posted:dang, how many clown schools are there?!
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:use the better school on your resume/bio and if anyone calls you on it, blame autocorrect harfurt medical scool
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:harfurt medical scool https://twitter.com/kevpand/status/959834849719783424
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PyPy posted:I named the bride as my +1 drat nice. you play your cards right you might go home a winner!! Sapozhnik posted:what i'm saying is that in the future everybody should be called james 
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meatpotato posted:when I was a student my university’s initials would get autocorrected by google to another better school :/ rit/mit
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fart simpson posted:my family name is incredibly rare so my name is globally unique and if you search for me you just find me  both first and lastnamechange last year fixed that poo poo right up
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Sapozhnik posted:what i'm saying is that in the future everybody should be called james that reminds me paranoia got a new edition trust Friend Computer
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carry on then posted:i had a textbook in college by one Linda Null and i legit thought it was an error in the listing until i found a picture of the cover 
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