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I had a ham-based bourbon cocktail yesterday. It was pretty okay. I do not have a picture because, unfortunately, the ham was part of the mixing process but not in the glass itself. I really wanted a glass of hamcohol.
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Not sure if I should eat that to stop the shits or get them. 
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Feb 11, 2018 17:50
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Manuel Calavera posted:Mayo is eggs and oil. Ranch is dairy (and also oil for the commercial varieties, but.) You're way off. Industrial Hidden Valley ranch is not good homemade ranch, and it definitely tastes of "bottled creamy fat" just like Hellman's mayo. And any case it's just gross to dip already flavorful bread into something creamy and fatty. E: Come to think of it I didn't make a good enough distinction about the pre-made in a bottle part of my argument, so I apologize. Still can't imagine using a good homemade buttermilk ranch for dipping though. It just seems gross. fizzymercury has a new favorite as of 17:56 on Feb 11, 2018 |
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Feb 11, 2018 17:53
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I'd think if fat midwesterners were all about MOAR FLAVOUR they might be interested in trying things that are spicy or foreign, but I guess it's more like MOAR OF WHAT I ALREADY KNOW I LIKE
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Feb 11, 2018 17:57
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Grand Fromage posted:I had a ham-based bourbon cocktail yesterday. It was pretty okay. Epcot's Festival of the Arts that's going on right now has a stand that only sells deconstructed food, like the Deconstructed BLT is tomato jam, pork belly, and a poached egg on a plate with sauce. They have a Deconstructed Breakfast cocktail: spiced apple chai tea, cream bourbon, and bits of candied bacon and a piece of waffle cone floating inside. 
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Feb 11, 2018 18:01
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Oh Oh no. I've been brought back to when I was a kid and we used to drink pepto and eat cat food because we were hungry but weren't allowed to eat. My mom and her friends were party animals,up drinking all night 3 nights a week blasting loud music until dawn. Me, my sister, and 3 other kids were always banished to the second level of this big house with 2 kitchens, but the upstairs one wasn't stocked with human food. Just cat food in the cupboards and pepto-bismol in the fridge. Being forced to be up all night due to the noise led to some hungry and desperate children. Sometimes one of us was able to sneak to the big freezer and steal a bag of frozen veggies. We also ate part of a decade old decorative wedding cake. Anyway that's my childhood and that's why I post on the Something Awful forums.
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Feb 11, 2018 19:46
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Ranch isn’t especially attractive to fat people, although it’ll definitely fatten you up— obesity leads to carb cravings, not flavor cravings. Ranch as a dip, like ketchup, is for toddlers with underdeveloped taste buds and smokers whose mouths are cardboard ash-wastes. Which is 90% of the American Midwest so there ya go.
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Feb 11, 2018 19:47
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elise the great posted:Ranch isn’t especially attractive to fat people, although it’ll definitely fatten you up— obesity leads to carb cravings, not flavor cravings. Ranch as a dip, like ketchup, is for toddlers with underdeveloped taste buds and smokers whose mouths are cardboard ash-wastes. tell me more about how fats don't like ranch 
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Feb 11, 2018 20:28
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What in the name of How do you even Why would you not get multiple smaller p It’s probably cheaper righ 
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Feb 11, 2018 20:42
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Absurdly large pizzas are an amusing novelty for parties and whatnot They were never meant for......that
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Feb 11, 2018 21:07
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Here's my hot take: ranch is good every once in a while, even on things like pizza.
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Feb 11, 2018 21:38
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Picnic Princess posted:Oh I really wish I could give you a hug through the internet
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Feb 11, 2018 22:13
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drrockso20 posted:I really wish I could give you a hug through the internet Seconded, although I am afraid I would have gotten punched without someone leading the way.
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Feb 11, 2018 22:31
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To be fair, we were having fun and thought it was hilarious. I laughed about it at school too. I've always tended to be positive no matter what. Neglect lets you get away with whatever you want. We used to sneak up onto the roof and watch the stars.
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Feb 11, 2018 22:42
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My theory about people dipping their pizza crusts in ranch is that it started (or at least accelerated) when Pizza Hut and some other pizza chains introduced buffalo wings in the '90s. If you ordered both breadsticks and buffalo wings as an appetizer, you would get a cup of ranch for the buffalo wings and a cup of marinara sauce for the breadsticks; it makes sense that people would experiment with dipping the breadsticks in ranch, and from there, they'd try dipping pizza slices or crusts into the ranch. Maybe the breadsticks weren't really needed as an intermediary, but that's how I remember it happening in my case. I never moved on to dipping pizza in ranch, though, and eventually the breadsticks-and-ranch combination also lost any appeal for me.
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Feb 11, 2018 22:44
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I comprehend dipping pizza crusts in ranch mostly because chain pizzerias have the absolute worst, least palatable crusts imaginable unless it's some sort of novelty stuffed-crust. Like, if I'm gonna be choking down the rear end-end of a Pizza Hut slice that has been basting in its own sludge for an hour, it's not gonna kill me any worse to dip it in this dairy goop, and the taste of ranch will overpower the taste of grease. Frozen pizzas don't have enough of a crust to really consider doing this with, and most mom-and-pop pizzerias season their crusts with more than just butter. Ziv Zulander posted:Here's my hot take: ranch is good every once in a while, even on things like pizza.
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Feb 11, 2018 22:47
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Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: rear end-ends and dairy goop
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Feb 11, 2018 22:59
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TurboTax posted:My theory about people dipping their pizza crusts in ranch is that it started (or at least accelerated) when Pizza Hut and some other pizza chains introduced buffalo wings in the '90s. If you ordered both breadsticks and buffalo wings as an appetizer, you would get a cup of ranch for the buffalo wings and a cup of marinara sauce for the breadsticks; it makes sense that people would experiment with dipping the breadsticks in ranch, and from there, they'd try dipping pizza slices or crusts into the ranch. I think it happened because of buffet style pizza places. People get their little salad on the same plate as the pizza and cross contaminate it with ranch, then eventually just ditch the salad and go hogwild with the ranch.
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Feb 11, 2018 23:08
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That lovely garlic butter sauce they give you at Little Caesar's is a guilty pleasure of mine.
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Feb 11, 2018 23:27
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oh boy spotted this gang tag elsewhere aggh but drat eggs are tasty
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Brawnfire posted:Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Pepto got sold in special little glasses at the kind of bars hipsters drink Fernet shots Do not diss Fernet Branca.  Most other Fernets are poo poo, but Fernet Branca is just 170 years of awesome.
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Feb 12, 2018 02:23
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chitoryu12 posted:Epcot's Festival of the Arts that's going on right now has a stand that only sells deconstructed food, like the Deconstructed BLT is tomato jam, pork belly, and a poached egg on a plate with sauce. They have a Deconstructed Breakfast cocktail: spiced apple chai tea, cream bourbon, and bits of candied bacon and a piece of waffle cone floating inside. Those sound delicious imo When I worked at dominos the city I worked in had a high backpacker population and a number of Euro backpackers used to get extra garlic aioli to dip their pizzas in. This was extremely good with a garlicky cheese pizza
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Feb 12, 2018 03:15
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chitoryu12 posted:Epcot's Festival of the Arts that's going on right now has a stand that only sells deconstructed food, like the Deconstructed BLT is tomato jam, pork belly, and a poached egg on a plate with sauce. They have a Deconstructed Breakfast cocktail: spiced apple chai tea, cream bourbon, and bits of candied bacon and a piece of waffle cone floating inside. I don't think these people understand what 'deconstructed' means. Also, why does the BLT have an egg? It's not a BLET
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go away louie
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Feb 12, 2018 04:10
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would, but I wouldn't feel good about it
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Feb 12, 2018 04:12
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BfExLjvh0Bm/ Hmm
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Feb 12, 2018 04:15
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I don't think you'll be able to hold it by the stick all that well.
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Feb 12, 2018 04:15
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Dave Grool posted:would, but I wouldn't feel good about it 
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Feb 12, 2018 04:45
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genuine lol at that insta
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Feb 12, 2018 04:55
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Penne ala Pepto. Interesting choice. Also, is that loose corn I spy?
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Feb 12, 2018 04:56
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.....might? Knowing this thread it's probably menstrual blood or twizzler puree though
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Feb 12, 2018 04:57
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Pizza is great for dipping in stuff you loving nerds I had to look this up and it's beet walnut pesto. inane recipe posted:The color stuns you it sure does!
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Feb 12, 2018 05:00
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I really wish I was a better artist. I think we need :randsip:.
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Feb 12, 2018 05:01
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Samizdata posted:I really wish I was a better artist. I think we need :randsip:. 
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Feb 12, 2018 05:04
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Ranch is gross and I usually avoid it at all costs, but some damned reason I do like those lovely bacon ranch chicken sammies some fast food places have. Best thing is to get it with spicy chicken. Last night I was at work, feeding some blood into the Nova machine and whispered to myself, "Have a sip". So, thanks thread?
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Feb 12, 2018 05:15
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I'd try it but i'm currently eating Chef Boyardee ravioli, so
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Feb 12, 2018 05:16
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Coming off of pizza and dipping sauces, can we talk about trashy rear end fast food items we enjoy? I no-poo poo liked the KFC double down (In a weird self-hating Fight Club kinda way) and those Taco Bell chicken chips (They were sorta spicy like BK chicken fries). A friend of mine raved about that whack-rear end Hardees burger with hot dogs and potato chips. He said it needed chili. We're not speaking at the moment.
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