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pseudosavior: Apr 14, 2006; Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

like a cigarette should posted:

Sploosh.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 23:07

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Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

https://i.imgur.com/82aqPtq.gifv

# ? Feb 11, 2018 23:09

Detective Thompson: Nov 9, 2007; Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

I hope she's not feeding those dogs grapes at any point in the video.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 23:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Detective Thompson posted:

I hope she's not feeding those dogs grapes at any point in the video.

yeah

# ? Feb 11, 2018 23:16

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

gross af

# ? Feb 11, 2018 23:16

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

cnut posted:

Squirting is pee.

Getting covered in pee is the only officially sanctioned way to have sex during the trump administration.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 23:32

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Detective Thompson posted:

I hope she's not feeding those dogs grapes at any point in the video.

Are dogs allergic to grapes?

# ? Feb 11, 2018 23:38

Action-Bastard: Jan 1, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

Are dogs allergic to grapes?

There's a chemical in grapes the dogs organs can't process so it effectively poisons them.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 23:39

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Solice Kirsk posted:

Are dogs allergic to grapes?

Yup, can kill them as they can not process some enzymes or such.
If its a few may just make them sick as they are big dogs.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 23:39

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

It is also a super expensive vet bill since it causes so much liver damage.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 23:43

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Wow, never knew that. Good thing I never owned a dog. Although, I doubt I'd ever feed a dog fruit in general, but still.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 23:49

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

onions and garlic too. I know you were planning on feeding that dog of yours a blooming onion chased by a handful of garlic cloves, but DON'T DO IT.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 23:55

cnut: May 3, 2016

Salt Fish posted:

Getting covered in pee is the only officially sanctioned way to have sex during the trump administration.

Then it's a good thing I haven't had sex since the beginning of the Trump administration.

:thunk:

Maybe not

# ? Feb 12, 2018 00:00

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I wish a girl cared about me enough to make a gift of her pee

# ? Feb 12, 2018 00:03

cnut: May 3, 2016

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I wish a girl cared about me enough to make a gift of her pee

Fetlife? Never checked them out but from what I hear that might be a good place to look. Good luck, friend.

# ? Feb 12, 2018 00:09

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I wish a girl cared about me enough to make a gift of her pee

I will pee on you and try to convince you I am a girl, my friend.

# ? Feb 12, 2018 00:10

Jeremy_X: Jul 27, 2006

Murray Mantoinette posted:

I will pee on you and try to convince you I am a girl, my friend.

Just tuck it, tape it, and wear a girl suit while Goodbye Horses plays. When you're ready scream "It gets the hose again!" while ripping off the tape and letting your golden gift fly. He'll be so dazzled he won't even notice the penis.

# ? Feb 12, 2018 00:20

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

# ? Feb 12, 2018 01:01

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

cnut posted:

Squirting is pee.

You say that like it's a bad thing

# ? Feb 12, 2018 01:25

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