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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Isn't this exactly the libertarian dream?

Isn't this also an example as to why taking libertarianism to the extreme is a bad idea?

Isn't this a really simple lesson in why socialism is good at least to a certain degree?

It's all the libs fault really.

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Outrail posted:

Isn't this exactly the libertarian dream?

No in libertarian dream the firefighters are paid direct by the homeowner and not at all by the state. Which means the more fires they fight. The more they make

Which oddly leads to a lot more fires

Strange

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Arson for hire! JOBS JOBS JOBS!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Outrail posted:

Or give people a $200 voucher when they vote.

thats how you do it

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

lmao dt is president of hte united statesw and will be for aniother 7 years

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Outrail posted:


Or give people a $200free McRib voucher when they vote.

This is all it would take, honestly.

Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!

Nunes taking a play from Donnie's book and trying to launch his own right-wing media empire.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/02/11/devin-nunes-alternative-news-site-402097


edit: linked the original article

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Noblesse Obliged posted:

No in libertarian dream the firefighters are paid direct by the homeowner and not at all by the state. Which means the more fires they fight. The more they make

Which oddly leads to a lot more fires

Strange

This happened in my home town about 10-15 years ago.
They used to get call out bonuses, until they noticed that there was a burning car report every few weeks and always in the same general area out in the middle of nowhere.
Then found it was one of the firemen, dumb fucker was setting wrecked cars alight on his land and phoning it in.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

1redflag posted:

This is all it would take, honestly.

I'd kill for a free McRib

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

bedpan posted:

I'd kill for a free McRib

I would literally commit genocide for garbage fast food

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

bedpan posted:

I'd kill for a free McRib

but would you vote?

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Solar Tornado posted:

but would you vote?

For the McRib?

gently caress No.

Popeyes/Five Guys 2020

Avalanche
Feb 2, 2007

1redflag posted:

Arson for hire! JOBS JOBS JOBS!

At least until the arsonist bubble collapses because everything that can be burned to the ground already has.

But then there will probably be a government stimulus package because the arson industry is too big to fail which will lead to deregulation against setting people on fire.

Arbeit Macht Fried

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Outrail posted:

Isn't this exactly the libertarian dream?

Yep, and it's inevitably libertarians who get *ahem* burned by such policies.

What happens is they go, "Hey, why do I need to pay for my fire coverage? I'm good." Then their shoddy wiring that they never got inspected catches bursts into flames and they go, "Boo hoo hoo. Let me pay for my fire coverage now and put it out," but for some odd reason allowing people to pay for fire coverage when their house is on fire creates a bit of a negative incentive and so they don't go for it.

Solar Tornado posted:

but would you vote?

Does it have to be for one of the major two parties?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Donald loving Trump is president lmao forever.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

When Trump refuses (or rather whoever's actually in charge refuses) to debate for the 2020 elections, I hope the Democrats still hold the debate but have Trump represented by an empty chair

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Egbert Souse posted:

When Trump refuses (or rather whoever's actually in charge refuses) to debate for the 2020 elections, I hope the Democrats still hold the debate but have Trump represented by an empty chair

Clint Eastwood boos from the crowd

E. Lol

Brother Tadger fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Feb 12, 2018

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

1redflag posted:

Clint Eastwood boos from the crowd

He's yelling "WHY IS OBAMA IN TRUMP'S CHAIR?!?!"

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Egbert Souse posted:

I went out for coffee and noticed these two trucks in the parking lot:



MUЯT!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Random Stranger posted:

Yep, and it's inevitably libertarians who get *ahem* burned by such policies.

What happens is they go, "Hey, why do I need to pay for my fire coverage? I'm good." Then their shoddy wiring that they never got inspected catches bursts into flames and they go, "Boo hoo hoo. Let me pay for my fire coverage now and put it out," but for some odd reason allowing people to pay for fire coverage when their house is on fire creates a bit of a negative incentive and so they don't go for it.

It's actually even better than this, libertarian fire departments would probably be run like the original Roman fire departments. Basically while your home or business is on fire they'd show up and offer to buy it immediately for a tiny amount of money, and you'd have to decide whether you'd rather take this tiny sum or watch your place burn to the ground and have nothing. Then once they owned your property, they'd put out the fire and repair it.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Uh why isn't it animal cruelty for them to let it burn while their cats and dogs are burned alive?

I mean if you burn down someone's home and you know they have pets you get the animal cruelty charge thrown on top of it

I'm glad that guy's son knocked one of the fire fighters the gently caress out the next day

jenny jones fan fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Feb 12, 2018

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/02/david-sorensen-becomes-second-white-house-staffer-to-quit-over-domestic-abuse-allegations.html
A second staffer has hit the spouse.

article posted:

“She said that during her marriage to Sorensen, he ran a car over her foot, put out a cigarette on her hand, threw her into a wall and grasped her menacingly by her hair while they were alone on their boat in remote waters off Maine’s coast, an incident she said left her fearing for her life,” the paper reports.

The Implication

bignose
Mar 21, 2006
fucked up

Carnival in Dusseldorf

http://www.faz.net/aktuell/gesellsc...f-14900322.html

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

there has to be some correlation with conservatism/closeted homosexuality and spousal abuse right?

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

LifeSunDeath posted:

there has to be some correlation with conservatism/closeted homosexuality and spousal abuse right?

If there isn't yet give it a another month or two and we should have a robust data set to investigate.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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NotWearingPants posted:

https://twitter.com/Shareblue/status/957065658306584578

Note the date on the last tweet. PA Republicans and Trump knew this and decided to go with him anyway.

Lol of course

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Noblesse Obliged posted:

No in libertarian dream the firefighters are paid direct by the homeowner and not at all by the state. Which means the more fires they fight. The more they make

Which oddly leads to a lot more fires

Strange

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2011/12/fire_department_watches_home_b.html

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

do u know jenny posted:

Uh why isn't it animal cruelty for them to let it burn while their cats and dogs are burned alive?

I mean if you burn down someone's home and you know they have pets you get the animal cruelty charge thrown on top of it

I'm glad that guy's son knocked one of the fire fighters the gently caress out the next day

I agree. The homeowner should see some sort of punishment for failing to reasonably ensure the welfare of their animal companions.

I'm sure that son felt really good for visiting violence upon a firefighter for doing his job, though. The death of his animals was totally the firefighter's fault and not the moocher, skinflint homeowner.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

got some fresh hot :lol:

the guy running against Paul Ryan

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/962850000568029184

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:


the guy running against Paul Ryan


What happened to that cool blue collar guy with the dope mustache?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

When you think about it, holocaust deniers are the real victims here. I mean, how do we know what happened 70 years ago? We need to value both sides of opinions here.

- Someone who needs to throw themselves into a wood chipper

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


1redflag posted:

What happened to that cool blue collar guy with the dope mustache?

Nehlen is Ryan's GOP primary challenger, Randy Bryce is the most prominent in the Dem primary for that seat.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
nehlen's a huge piece of poo poo, yeah, but he's not nearly in ryan's league. a mere anti-semitic conspiracy theorist isn't nearly awful enough to win a gop nomination.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

PhilippAchtel posted:

I agree. The homeowner should see some sort of punishment for failing to reasonably ensure the welfare of their animal companions.

I'm sure that son felt really good for visiting violence upon a firefighter for doing his job, though. The death of his animals was totally the firefighter's fault and not the moocher, skinflint homeowner.

His job was "let my house burn to the ground over 75 dollars" which is pretty lovely tho

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Funny when you think about the GOP claiming that if Roy Moore had won they wouldn't have allowed him to stay in due to ethics issues. Because lets be real those fuckers would have totally let him stick around.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

PhilippAchtel posted:

I agree. The homeowner should see some sort of punishment for failing to reasonably ensure the welfare of their animal companions.

I'm sure that son felt really good for visiting violence upon a firefighter for doing his job, though. The death of his animals was totally the firefighter's fault and not the moocher, skinflint homeowner.

A bullet to the head of the firefighter would have been better

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

do u know jenny posted:

Uh why isn't it animal cruelty for them to let it burn while their cats and dogs are burned alive?

I mean if you burn down someone's home and you know they have pets you get the animal cruelty charge thrown on top of it

I'm glad that guy's son knocked one of the fire fighters the gently caress out the next day

It's almost comically evil to stand by and ignore people begging you to save their animals.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

A. Beaverhausen posted:

A bullet to the head of the firefighter would have been better

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


Gg America. Make sure you're immune to hyperbole by doing every insane over the top horrible thing first.

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