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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Noper Q posted:

What are you doing down there, MJ?

The only thing that does it for MJ anymore is seeing her husband get the poo poo kicked out of him.

She is a VERY satisfied woman.

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Synthbuttrange posted:



someone's been reading wikis in his off time.

I was just joking about that last panel MJ, you don't have to have your eyes glued to Banner's rear end or appear at groin height the next time we see you.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oh no, banner isn't turning into spider-hulk, he's turning into a human brick! no matter where he goes or what he does, peter's head will ram into banner's body.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Mj just closes the door.

How tiny is that door in the first panel?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



It's a good thing The Wall is stuck in the Super Storiesverse, because he'd essentially be God in the Newspaperverse.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Yesssssßsssss

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
I know why MJ and Bruce were in there but why is there a closet on the roof??

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

jyrque posted:

I know why MJ and Bruce were in there but why is there a closet on the roof??

That's probably the stairwell door.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

jyrque posted:

I know why MJ and Bruce were in there but why is there a closet on the roof??

Actually given its size in the first panel it looks like they took a dumbwaiter up.

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

jyrque posted:

I know why MJ and Bruce were in there but why is there a closet on the roof??

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Oh hi Lizard.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
what did you think roof access looks like?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



:effort:

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Quick remind spider man to do the one thing he does before we both die!

e: Wait they're going to go back up on the roof, we're stuck in a loop!

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



next time the lizard will drop all three of them off the roof. once they climb back up a third time, the lizard will be out of options and give up

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
They'll climb back and MJ will have murdered knocked The Lizard out

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Manatee Cannon posted:

next time the lizard will drop all three of them off the roof. once they climb back up a third time, the lizard will be out of options and give up

Fourth time. In his final attempt he will throw himself off as well.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Ikasuhito posted:

Fourth time. In his final attempt he will throw himself off as well.

spidey: game over, lizard. there's no one else to push off now that you've thrown all three of us over the edge!
lizard: that's where you're wrong spider-man

the lizard jumps off the roof and dies. the end

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"... in some nutty way..."

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MJ throws her arm out the window.

MJ: I've got you, lover!
Peter: Thanks hon!
MJ: Oh. It's you.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The Lizard will push MJ and she'll land on three syringes, one with Peter's blood, one with Banner's blood and one with Connor's blood.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

uPen posted:

e: Wait they're going to go back up on the roof, we're stuck in a loop!
Only NSM would celebrate groundhog day on February 13th.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

She'll step out onto the roof and use her acting abilities to convince the The Lizard that she's fallen for him, and wants him to turn her into a The Lizard too. He'll be completely taken by it, and let his guard down, at which point a Cessna prop plane and pilot she purchased on the way up will fly over him and dump The Lizard antidote all over him.

A side effect of the gamma irradiated blood will leave Conners with both arms, and he and Banner will go off to try to use gamma irradiation for good.

In some nutty way, Spider-man will have won.

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017
The most dangerous weapon here seems to be the roof so Bruce will kneel behind the Lizard and MJ will push him.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
If you think about it, the roof is just a very large brick on top of a stack of other bricks.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It's bricks all the way down Jerry! All the way down!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




I appreciate this.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Kurui Reiten posted:

She'll step out onto the roof and use her acting abilities to convince the The Lizard that she's fallen for him, and wants him to turn her into a The Lizard too. He'll be completely taken by it, and let his guard down, at which point a Cessna prop plane and pilot she purchased on the way up will fly over him and dump The Lizard antidote all over him.

A side effect of the gamma irradiated blood will leave Conners with both arms, and he and Banner will go off to try to use gamma irradiation for good.

In some nutty way, Spider-man will have won.

Spider-Man's most effective weapon is his wife.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



oh well, guess he's the Man Thing's problem now.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh poo poo he's going back to the meth lab!

Stahlgeist
Nov 19, 2009
There's a strange trend in this comic where everyone, regardless of how evil or irascible, seems to get along with Mary Jane. The Lizard even told her where he was going.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Looking for GROONKKK

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
So the Lizard didn't want to hurt MJ, he just wanted to fight Peter specifically. And the Hulk also didn't want to hurt MJ, he just wanted to fight Peter specifically.

That means he's teaming up with both of them, so who's the antagonist now?

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Stahlgeist posted:

There's a strange trend in this comic where everyone, regardless of how evil or irascible, seems to get along with Mary Jane. The Lizard even told her where he was going.

Yeah, where was that comic strip.

"SSSSsssssso I don't mean to run out on you or anything but I've got some business back in the everglades"
"No problem"

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince
Is MJ the true mastermind behind all of Peter's villains?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Xinder posted:

Is MJ the true mastermind behind all of Peter's villains?

MJ is in the middle of the most vast and longest running Make-A-Wish ever.

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince

Push El Burrito posted:

MJ is in the middle of the most vast and longest running Make-A-Wish ever.

She's a real saint, doing all this for her challenged husband.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Xinder posted:

Is MJ the true mastermind behind all of Peter's villains?

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

God, Greg Capullo's artwork is awe inspiring. I should reread the Court of Owls.

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