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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Tias posted:

What's with the thread title? Did the F-104 crash a lot or what?

The F-104 Lawndart also known as the F-104 Widowmaker did have a reputation, yes.

It didn't help that there was a massive corruption scandal associated to it. Between that and the frequent crashes, it inspired the British band Hawkwind to make an album to its glory, with titles like "Aircraft Salesman", "Ejection", "I Resign" and "To Catch a Falling Starfighter".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGfXjAQSi8E

German joke:
Q: How can you get an F-104 Starfighter?
A: Buy a plot of land and wait.

Cat Mattress fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Feb 12, 2018

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Space Gopher
Jul 31, 2006

BLITHERING IDIOT AND HARDCORE DURIAN APOLOGIST. LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SHIT DON'T STINK EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW IT DOES BECAUSE I'M SUPER CULTURED.

bewbies posted:

the world's second coolest plane.

An F-104 might have killed the XB-70, but that doesn't mean it gets to take the Valkyrie's spot in the hierarchy.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
My favorite bit is where the wiki article lists loss rates to accidents. Germans lost 30% of their Starfighter fleet to accidents, the Canadians 46% and the Spanish Air Force lost none.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Theseus B-52s with everything replaced except they're still running TF-33s because we have approximately 14.9 million of them.

E: A touching moment where a grandfather who flew a B-52 over Hanoi is offered the left seat in his great grandson's B-52Z and is utterly confused by the glass cockpit and touch controls.

No, we're not going to build any more B-52s. The B-52H, built in 1961 and 62, will remain in service until the heat death (nukes) of the Earth.

Xenoborg
Mar 10, 2007

Godholio posted:

No, we're not going to build any more B-52s. The B-52H, built in 1961 and 62, will remain in service until the heat death (nukes) of the Earth.

But we will put ina glass cockpit and touch controls into the Hs we already have. Come on reengine!

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Cat Mattress posted:

German joke:
Q: How can you get an F-104 Starfighter?
A: Buy a plot of land and wait.

They have one (probably fairly rare these days) in an air museum near where I live. I laid down underneath one of the "wings" and spread my arms out until I was roughly it's dimensions. It wasn't particularly difficult. I'd suggest a plane with two tiny wings about as big as a short rear end goon like me might have some substantial troubles with generating lift.

It's a really good rocket.

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
Oooh poo poo, the starfighter! Yeah, I've heard of that :D

If you like wave( and who doesn't), Welle:Erdball made a decent tune about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U2vLpplCyE


It's from the viewpoint of Joachim von Hessel, and the lyrics is more or less as depressing as you'd imagine:

quote:

Mein Name ist Joachim von Hassel.
Ich bin Pilot der Bundeswehr
und sende Ihnen aus meinem Flugzeug
den Funkspruch den niemand hört.

Verzweifelt drücke ich die Tasten,
doch das Fahrwerk fährt nicht aus.
Gefangen in der Welt der Technik.
Gefangen in einem Sarg aus Stahl.
Dies ist mein letzter Flug in meine Ewigkeit.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Those lyrics are kind of a dick move.

The first mishap of the Starfighter in German service was apparently a diamond formation of three of the first certified instructor pilots and one american instructor collectively pancaking during a practice run for an aerobatics display meant to mark the introduction of the type :stare:

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

My favorite Starfighter factoid is that the Dutch used them to do a low pass over a hijacked train to stun/distract the hijackers so the Marines could move in.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

aphid_licker posted:

Those lyrics are kind of a dick move.

The first mishap of the Starfighter in German service was apparently a diamond formation of three of the first certified instructor pilots and one american instructor collectively pancaking during a practice run for an aerobatics display meant to mark the introduction of the type :stare:

Pretty sure you're thinking of the Thunderbirds T-38 crash. The only aerobatic team the German airforce ever had was a duo. Flying Starfighters, so I guess they could have both crashed but it wouldn't have had four guys in the flight.

Phanatic fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Feb 12, 2018

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.



Found on a zap wall in a barber shop just now.

I've posted some of the other ones they have a Team Red Dog sticker among other old stuff.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Nah the Starfighter had a similar group crash.

Wikipedia posted:

A particularly notable accident occurred on 19 June 1962 when a formation of four F-104F aircraft, practicing for the type's introduction-into-service ceremony, crashed together after descending through a cloud bank. Three Germans and one American pilot were killed,

I'm guessing it wasn't a regular aerobatic team, just a group put together for the ceremony.

Also, how are the lyrics dickish?

e: Oh.
"On August 25, 1966, Secretary of Defense Kai -Uwe von Hassel dismissed the Luftwaffe Inspector General, Lieutenant General Werner Panitzki, at his request, as he had criticized the procurement of the fighter plane as a "purely political decision" in an interview."

Kai-Uwe von Hassel was the father of Joachim von Hassel, who did die in a Starfighter crash.

Collateral Damage fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Feb 12, 2018

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


The lyrics go into gratuitous, lurid detail about the emotional state of a particular guy who existed irl and indeed died in a Starfighter crash as he's sitting in the plane and going down and idk I imagined his dad, the secdef at the time, reading that.

Yeah I was thinking about the June 19 1962 crash. Only German wiki unfortunately.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absturz_einer_Starfighter-Formation_der_Luftwaffe_der_Bundeswehr_1962

It says that both Bundeswehr aerobatics groups existing at the time were disbanded as a result of the crash.

TheFluff
Dec 13, 2006

FRIENDS, LISTEN TO ME
I AM A SEAGULL
OF WEALTH AND TASTE
Swedish air force squadron commander, defense policy pundit and occasional low key troll Carl "Wiseman" Bergqvist is in charge of @Sweden on Twitter this week, so if you want some Gripen porn, Swedish air force humblebragging and analysis of Swedish defense policy issues in English in bite-sized format, it's a thing to check out.

https://twitter.com/sweden/status/963125840946098176

He also took the opportunity to post a link to the HUD cam view.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
When Dr. Strangelove has come up in this thread there were a few names thrown around of people who seemed like they were the basis for some of the characters. Curtis LeMay is an obvious one, but there was some slightly lower level guy (I think in SAC) that was even scarier and was maybe the basis for Jack Ripper. Anybody remember who that could have been?

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Thomas Powers posted:

Restraint? Why are you so concerned with saving their lives? The whole idea is to kill the bastards. At the end of the war if there are two Americans and one Russian left alive, we win!


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_S._Power?wprov=sfla1

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

david_a posted:

When Dr. Strangelove has come up in this thread there were a few names thrown around of people who seemed like they were the basis for some of the characters. Curtis LeMay is an obvious one, but there was some slightly lower level guy (I think in SAC) that was even scarier and was maybe the basis for Jack Ripper. Anybody remember who that could have been?

General "kill the bastards" Powers?

Tias
May 25, 2008

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aphid_licker posted:

The lyrics go into gratuitous, lurid detail about the emotional state of a particular guy who existed irl and indeed died in a Starfighter crash as he's sitting in the plane and going down and idk I imagined his dad, the secdef at the time, reading that.

Yeah I was thinking about the June 19 1962 crash. Only German wiki unfortunately.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absturz_einer_Starfighter-Formation_der_Luftwaffe_der_Bundeswehr_1962

It says that both Bundeswehr aerobatics groups existing at the time were disbanded as a result of the crash.

Don't sweat it, it was recorded in 2000, 3 years after the elder von Hasses death.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

aphid_licker posted:

The lyrics go into gratuitous, lurid detail about the emotional state of a particular guy who existed irl and indeed died in a Starfighter crash as he's sitting in the plane and going down and idk I imagined his dad, the secdef at the time, reading that.

The only thing going through his head was the instrument panel

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
Yup, that’s him alright. Thanks!

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
the starfighter was rad as gently caress and looked cool and if you don't like it gently caress you

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.
I greatly enjoy admiring the Starfighter as a static display.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

The Starfighter gave us the United Servo Men's Academy Choir, so points to the F-104

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
It also appears to be the inspiration for *most* of the supersonic land-speed record vehicle designs.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

The starfighter's wings aren't big enough for a car in the 60s

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


howe_sam posted:

The Starfighter gave us the United Servo Men's Academy Choir, so points to the F-104

https://youtu.be/Ree220FiOEg

That and the poopie suit.

The movie (The Starfighter a) is legit mind numbing though and makes the f-104 seem boring as hell. Not even mst3k riffing can save it.

Epiphyte
Apr 7, 2006


A full page of Starfighter talk and no one's posted The Right Stuff yet....

Got any Beemans?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Epiphyte posted:

A full page of Starfighter talk and no one's posted The Right Stuff yet....

Got any Beemans?

"Mah las'tick."

Cardiac
Aug 28, 2012

With all due respect to the Starfighters prowess in killing its pilots, wasn’t this a general thing for that generation of jets. I recall numbers for the Swedish jets like Lansen, which had a pretty horrible crash rate.
Same thing for Mig21, where I think the Indian Air Force lost most of their fleet to crashes?

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL

Cardiac posted:

With all due respect to the Starfighters prowess in killing its pilots, wasn’t this a general thing for that generation of jets. I recall numbers for the Swedish jets like Lansen, which had a pretty horrible crash rate.
Same thing for Mig21, where I think the Indian Air Force lost most of their fleet to crashes?

If you are serious about losing airframes, you pretty much have to do it from carriers. The Supermarine Scimitar lost over half the aircraft in 5 years of active service, and the Gutlass Cutless made a good attempt at it before it got relegated to guard units and boneyards as fast as they were built.

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.
It was an era for the reach of high performance aircraft designs to exceed their grasp. The Starfighter is notable for having one of the longest reaches combined with one of the weakest grasps.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
IIRC at one point Northrop built a target drone for testing SAMs that turned out to be too fast to actually be used as a target drone.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I'll be dammed if i can remember the the plane, but there was some plane in the late forties / early fifties that was obsolete basically the minute it rolled off the assembly line and went straight to the junkyard.

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer

Smiling Jack posted:

I'll be dammed if i can remember the the plane, but there was some plane in the late forties / early fifties that was obsolete basically the minute it rolled off the assembly line and went straight to the junkyard.

The B-32 had some variants flown directly to the junkyard.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Saint Celestine posted:

The B-32 had some variants flown directly to the junkyard.

Yep, that was probably it.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Smiling Jack posted:

Yep, that was probably it.

The B-32 cracks me up.

We build it"just in case" the B-29 didn't work out.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Flikken posted:

We build it"just in case" the B-29 didn't work out.

It's not like the B-29 didn't have some fairly serious problems early in development, so yeah, it probably made sense to have a backup option.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Cardiac posted:

With all due respect to the Starfighters prowess in killing its pilots, wasn’t this a general thing for that generation of jets. I recall numbers for the Swedish jets like Lansen, which had a pretty horrible crash rate.
TheFluff can probably chime in, but yeah Lansen was pretty terrible for safety. Out of 447 built 138 were lost or written off, which puts it on par with the Starfighter's 30% loss rate.

The worst accident was probably when a Lansen suffered a flameout due to a known defect in the fueling system when using a drop tank. The defect was scheduled to be fixed and the replacement parts had been sitting at the base for a month. The pilot punched out but the plane kept gliding and eventually crashed into a farmhouse, killing 7 civilians.

inkjet_lakes
Feb 9, 2015

Cardiac posted:

With all due respect to the Starfighters prowess in killing its pilots, wasn’t this a general thing for that generation of jets. I recall numbers for the Swedish jets like Lansen, which had a pretty horrible crash rate.
The RAF lost 150 Gloster Meteor in 1952 alone, pretty staggering what was considered a normal loss rate back then.

Craptacular posted:

It's not like the B-29 didn't have some fairly serious problems early in development, so yeah, it probably made sense to have a backup option.
Similarly, the Short Sperrin was developed alongside the V-bombers as a 'safe' design in case the radical designs turned out to be unsuitable.

C.M. Kruger posted:

IIRC at one point Northrop built a target drone for testing SAMs that turned out to be too fast to actually be used as a target drone.
The Royal Navy Sea Slug SAM was so slow they were used as gunnery targets in training.

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Anta
Mar 5, 2007

What a nice day for a gassing

Collateral Damage posted:

TheFluff can probably chime in, but yeah Lansen was pretty terrible for safety. Out of 447 built 138 were lost or written off, which puts it on par with the Starfighter's 30% loss rate.

The worst accident was probably when a Lansen suffered a flameout due to a known defect in the fueling system when using a drop tank. The defect was scheduled to be fixed and the replacement parts had been sitting at the base for a month. The pilot punched out but the plane kept gliding and eventually crashed into a farmhouse, killing 7 civilians.

Wasn't a lot of this due to the Swedish practice of flying treetop-trimming flights all over the place?

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