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G0RF posted:
charlie needs to beat his willy to something and keep the good press going. cant splooge and bad press. that doesnt look good and makes one hell of a mess. intardnation fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Feb 12, 2018 |
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G0RF posted:(I can’t believe you’ve had this many replies and nobody said “Nice meltdown.” And nobody pointed out you spelled “defenestrate” incorrectly either. Oh well I won’t break the streak.) ----------------
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 22:55 |
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Sarsapariller posted:"HA!" I say, pounding the desk so hard that my keyboard launches into orbit harder than Elon Musk's last ride. "BBB says that Star Citizen is an A+ safety rating! Take that, Derek Smart." I grin and lean back in the security of my ten thousand dollar homemade sim pit, built specifically to play a game that doesn't exist. "How can you possibly come back against an ironclad endorsement like that?" I gesticulate wildly, knocking over the statue of the RSI Constellation MK IV, a cheap chinese piece-of-poo poo model of a ship that cost me one hundred real American dollars and represents an art asset that was refactored so many times that it no longer bears any resemblance to the thing I received, that I cannot even use in game, because the game doesn't exist. "Wait until I tell all the guys on discord about this gaffe! We're gonna bury Chris in money." I pull my Star Citizen t-shirt over my Squadron 42 t-shirt, which I embarrassingly had embroidered with "Answer the call- 2014" and knock aside my Star Citizen joystick, a rebranded Thrustmaster that Chris announced one year in a dream frenzy, endorsed by no less than POLYGON even, before quietly selling the sole demo unit on ebay- good thing I'd been there to snipe it before some unbeliever could! Spittle flying from my unshaven face as I really lean over my now rapidly discoloring Star Citizen mousepad, really getting into my rant, I continue. "drat goons have been trying to say this game can't deliver and is basically just selling us garbage but I think the Better Business Bureau knows a thing or two about selling garbage!" I hold my hand up to shield my Javelin poster from the deluge- it is one of a kind, a real-life representation of the $2,500 dollar spaceship that bought but cannot actually fly because the game doesn't function and the ship itself will never, ever be released; This precious real-life version of the sales brochure jpg is likely the only contact I will ever have with an item that cost me as much as a used car. "Star Citizen can only get better from here, you loving FUD spreaders!" I shout, now apoplectic with rage, so swollen with anger that the Star Citizen badge I have sewn on my Star Citizen track jacket pops off and busts through my monitor. In my paroxysms I accidentally knock my Star Citizen travel mug over and like the horseshit piece of crap that it is, it shatters, sending mountain dew into my expensive gaming rig. Sparks fly as I wave my tiny hands in anger. Pic is author (ficticiously of course)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dasTk3NvMCk
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Lladre posted:So. I got really drunk at a bear festival on Saturday so I decided to make Sunday gravy while hungover. Nice. I made Italian gravy this Sunday as well. Just a tip: you want to use bone-in pork chops always. More flavor. Also: chicken? Blaspheme.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 22:57 |
2018: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlZwE8xbjlc&t=452s magboots dropped. 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0grZDNdUYY&t=2911s magboots live in engine. -5 years for feature star citizen will be complete in -42 years at this pace.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 23:05 |
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and dont forget that project that helped share technology with CIG launches tomorrow. So for all those backers of Kingdom Come - looks like it is a go. Beta looked good so kinda interesting to see how it plays out. Cant be worse then SC! Fallout VR is turning out pretty good too! not 100% but decent enough for the price I paid.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 23:09 |
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MoMA in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen. Bemoans how no one ever took his arguments seriously and so he stopped bothering cause no one was answering, get some answers some of which are pretty in depth and could reasonably be looked at and discussed and what does he do? Argue about language semantics. This is why no one takes you seriously any more.G0RF posted:
Hey now Charlie's had it rough since he couldn't come out and give the full name of the Star Citizen promise tracker owner for backers to search for, hunt down, kill, and consume to gain new and greater and more terrifying powers.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 23:10 |
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GLASSDOOR: CIG Interview for UK Lighting Artistquote:Feb 8, 2018 YOUTUBE: Calling All Devs Special guest appearance by Turbulent talking about new Org Tools in Spectrum. I just heard my favorite dev quote ever: “We’ll never rule it out but we also have no plans for it.” G0RF fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Feb 12, 2018 |
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Better_Business_Bureau#Criticism
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Aeka 2.0 posted:Isn't the BBB rather toothless? It's pre-internet Yelp. e: beaten like a feather duster in a tickler in black video. trucutru fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Feb 13, 2018 |
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Future Polygon Article "Chris Roberts Accepts BBB Certificate Award"
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ManofManyAliases posted:
Only people thrown out of windows can define defenestrate? HycoCam posted:Baby Steps.... Great to see you go from "quote the poo poo out of this" to "there exists a possibility [of a space simulation]"!
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 00:10 |
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Can we get 30-40 more people to quote each of MoMA's retarded posts please?
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Bootcha posted:Future Polygon Article You're alive!
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Can we get 30-40 more people to quote each of MoMA's retarded posts please? Brutal Takedown
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 00:23 |
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Bootcha posted:Future Polygon Article beaten but not forgotten.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Can we get 30-40 more people to quote each of MoMA's retarded posts please? Can do friend.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Can we get 30-40 more people to quote each of MoMA's retarded posts please? Which ones are your favorites, quote them and I will too
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"Thread title" posted:Star Citizer: final fantasy derridia opera momentum XVI: hyper diamond shine gloss ef What the gently caress? And why is it not Final Fantasy diarhea? Or kaka owkwa
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 00:35 |
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Reading the thread, but really I just want taxes. RoboKy, seriously, where's that pic of Grimlock biting Skywarp from?
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Toops fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Feb 13, 2018 |
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Bootcha posted:Future Polygon Article RELEASE THE TAPES!
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 00:52 |
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Can we get 30-40 more people to complain about other people's posting please?
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 00:52 |
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You guys are focusing too exclusively on a narrow definition of defenestration.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 00:54 |
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G0RF posted:
I launched a Tweet storm at him https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/963197953895813121 https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/963156763242631170 ----------------
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 00:56 |
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Hmm I've not seen this disclaimer in the thread yet. Nice find Derek.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:06 |
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I think Derek has brain AIDS.
TheGodofIris fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Feb 13, 2018 |
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Virtual Captain posted:Hmm I've not seen this disclaimer in the thread yet. Nice find Derek. You are making a PLEDGE Click to confirm your ORDER Items PURCHASED using store credits
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SomethingJones posted:You are making a PLEDGE
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I love all these loving changes to their ToS like its going to save them from a judge when the poo poo hits the fan
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:13 |
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LMAO none of that matters in the slightest, not even in the US and especially not in countries with actual consumer protections.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:15 |
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What happened to this race course? Teased in September 2017 Just imagine being a mod of the /r/starcitizen subreddit. lol
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:22 |
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It literally says 'you are making a pledge, not a purchase', then it tells you to click to confirm your order, then at the bottom it talks about purchases with store credits.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:23 |
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Cao Ni Ma posted:I love all these loving changes to their ToS like its going to save them from a judge when the poo poo hits the fan they're just making it ever higher levels of iron-clad
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:23 |
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Star Citizen: Pledge, Order, Purchase
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:25 |
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Culling All Devs
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:27 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:My avatar is now in love with ^^ Have you ever been to the Monterey Bay Aquarium? If you haven’t, and you get a chance, go.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:39 |
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SomethingJones posted:It literally says 'you are making a pledge, not a purchase', then it tells you to click to confirm your order, then at the bottom it talks about purchases with store credits. Competence displayed consistently at all levels.
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xoFcitcrA posted:RoboKy, seriously, where's that pic of Grimlock biting Skywarp from? Beats me, someone bought it for me as an avatar when I was doing an LP of Transformers: Devastation, a game which is no longer available cause Activision didn't renew the rights for it! Virtual Captain posted:Hmm I've not seen this disclaimer in the thread yet. Nice find Derek. This is 100% to dissuade people who don't know their consumer rights and has absolutely no bearings in any modern country's trade/consumer rights laws, and is just another grand indicator on the scummy levels this mob of jerks will go to in order to keep the lights on for their festival of failure. Looking forwards to the next wave of refunds saying "Okay so we don't have to do this but we will this one time totally" the second this gets even remotely challenged.
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