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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


learnincurve posted:

I would imagine “I own most of the world’s strip clubs” will go a long way, unless of course the judge is a woman in which case he’s hosed.

You think the Italians let women be judges?

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Watching Bernie draggin his corpse to some grand prix last year was really sad

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

DoctorGonzo posted:

Watching Bernie draggin his corpse to some grand prix last year was really sad

Nah mate it was hilarious seeing him realise how everyone (apart from eternal ball licker Christian Horner) always loathed him but weren't powerful enough to tell him to gently caress off

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Tsaedje posted:

eternal ball licker

Text me

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

From reading F1 history and watching documentaries on plane crashes, I don't know how Italy exists in western Europe. I'm pretty sure Somalia has a more respectable and stable government and judicial system. Not to mention that time they arrested geologists for murder after not predicting an earthquake with 100% accuracy.

Because we fuckin own and it makes u mad

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

wicka posted:

You think the Italians let women be judges?

Pretty sure there are more female judges than male in Italy

e: yup https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/29/female-italian-judges-outnumber-male-counterparts

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Gigi Galli posted:

Because we fuckin own and it makes u mad

I'm stealing this line for America

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

wicka posted:

I'm stealing this line for America

But American neither owns nor does it make me mad.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


1500quidporsche posted:

But American neither owns nor does it make me mad.

Guess what bitch

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

wicka posted:

Guess what bitch

he's real mad lol

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

America is the poo poo stupid gay babies poop in their diapers.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014


The Rotary club does good work.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



eighteen pussies

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
turn youe monirot

edit: i really like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfRITVdz4k

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Feb 13, 2018

n8r
Jul 3, 2003

I helped Lowtax become a cyborg and all I got was this lousy avatar
Didn’t Bernie just buy his way out of German prison? I like that in some parts of Europe they don’t even try to act like the justice system is impartial.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


n8r posted:

Didn’t Bernie just buy his way out of German prison? I like that in some parts of Europe they don’t even try to act like the justice system is impartial.

Practically speaking, it's not such a bad idea. The court knows the rich has the best lawyers and will have a great chance of winning anyhow, so why not just try and get a large amount of money from them in exchange for dropping the case? Saves the judiciary time and money.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting


Looks like a Mafia meeting, but even more nasty and violent

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Wait, Flavio owns a bunch of strip clubs? That owns.

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Italy is indeed great. Their previous prime minister reigned his impressions of cripples in to barely once or twice on live TV.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Same

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together
Stroll driver of the day

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Who is the guy behind Enzo and Piero?

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
grim reaper

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


oh god you guys, ron must've been talking about a TILE partner

I'll see myself out

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

1500quidporsche posted:

I'm having a builder's tea

The best tea.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Only a couple of days until we get to see a render of the new Williams that doesn't tell us anything new

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Will it be white with stripes down it?

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
You'll just have to wait on the edge of your seat to find out

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
#fortheracing

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

MotoGP testing this week lads. Excited to see Big Dovs running some laps.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ban motogp2 chat from the Scuderia Ferrari thread, thank you.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

DoctorGonzo posted:

Ban motogp2 chat from the Scuderia Ferrari thread, thank you.

Alternatively create a thread for all the bad opinions and put motogp fans and tifosi together

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Tsaedje posted:

Alternatively create a thread for all the bad opinions and put motogp fans and tifosi together

The thread title should be shitposting sets you free.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Tsaedje posted:

Alternatively create a thread for all the bad opinions and put motogp fans and tifosi together

I'm about creating an open inclusive thread open to people from all walks of life.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


gret posted:

The thread title should be shitposting sets you free.

schißeposting macht frei

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/963488736393674752

but the best bit is when listing Sky's commentators, Croft's name is nowhere to be seen

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Oh please yes. I want to believe.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Me being retarded: "Why is Audi sponsoring all these Olympic athletes?"

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gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


They'll just go to commercial whenever Crofty opens his mouth. Problem solved.

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