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painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.

DoubleNegative posted:

Except for those poor souls who played the original DOTA releases, but they're weird anyway.
Hey!

Right, so the Captain, being a unique unit gets unique lines!

By the way, now that we've introduced a second hero unit, Arthas and Jaina are unique versions of generic heroes, the Paladin and Archmage. Where should I include the lines for those generic versions of heroes?
******
Line time!

Ready lines are used by units when they're produced.

What lines are used when they're initially selected.

Yes lines are used when they're given a move order.

Attack lines are used when they're given an attack order.

Warcry is used randomly for Attack when attacking hero characters. (Thanks to Drakenel for the correction)

Pissed is what you get when you keep clicking a unit and it exhausts the What lines.

Special is for builder units, and for certain special units, e.g. Uther, who is an AI-controlled character.

Priest:

Ready
  • I come to cleanse this land.

What
  • What ails you?
  • Yes my friend?
  • Is my aid required?
  • Is someone injured?

Yes
  • Of course.
  • I am your servant.
  • As you wish.
  • Right away.

Attack
  • Now feel my wrath!
  • By the power of the Light, burn!
  • Begone, spawn of darkness!

Warcry
  • For the memory of Quel'thalas!

Pissed
  • Scalpel, sponge, magic wand! (Reference to generic doctor banter.)
  • There is peace and serenity within the Light. (Quote from the movie Poltergeist.)
  • Clear! (defibrillator charge) (Same as the Medic unit in StarCraft.)
  • Cross over children! Cross over into the Light! (Quote from the movie Poltergeist.)
  • I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky! (A reference to Toy Story, and the fact that the Alliance cursor is a gauntlet.)
  • Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use. (A reference to disclaimers in drug ads.)

Mortar Team:

The Mortar Team consists of two dwarfs joined together at the hip (not literally), so their lines are spoken by either the young dwarf, the old dwarf, or both. These will be indicated by (y), (o) and (b).

Ready
  • (b) MORTAR COMBAT! (Reference to Mortal Kombat.)

What
  • (y) Let's get to fightin'!
  • (o) Where do you want us?
  • (y) Show us a target.
  • (o) Hello!

Yes
  • (y )Gotta go. (o) Me too.
  • (y) Move your arse.
  • (y) You made the right choice. (o) It's on.
  • (y) Come on, shorty. (o) On our way.
  • (y) We'll do it in a jiffy.
  • (o) Mobile.

Attack
  • (y) This battle is over!
  • (y) Eat mortar! (o) Eat lead!
  • (o) They're dead!
  • (y) Hey, you! Catch!
  • (o) Eat hot death!

Warcry
  • (b) For Khaz Modan!

Pissed
  • (o) It's you and me, pal. (y) We've got the synergy." (A reference to the cheat synergy.)
  • (y) I'm TNT! (o) I'm dyno-mite! (A reference to the song T.N.T. by AC/DC.)
  • (o) We must defeat the dwarves! (y) Ugh… we are the dwarves! (o) Oh... (A reference to Monty Python.)
  • (y) You've got a chip on your shoulder. (o) Hmm, yes, and a bit of fish, too. (An idiom turned into a pun.)
  • (y) And that's how baby dwarves are made! (o) Ugh!
  • (o) Clearly, Tassadar has failed us! You must not! (A reference to Starcraft, said by Aldaris in the briefing of the first Protoss mission)
  • (o) What's that? (y) Get yer finger outta that bunghole! *POP* (A reference to Beavis and Butthead.)
  • (o) (Humming) "Burnin' lootin', bombin' shootin'! (Reference to Warriors of Genghis Khan by Bad News.)
  • (o) Take this, you bastard! *BOOM*

Captain:

What
  • I am ready.
  • What is your wish?
  • How may I serve?

Yes
  • I'm honoured.
  • I'll do my best.
  • For Lordaeron!

Attack
  • Foul beast!

Warcry
  • For King Terenas!

Pissed
  • I should have been a farmer like my father wanted.
  • Lousy pay, constant danger...
  • Well, at least I get to hobnob with royalty.

Jaina Proudmoore:

What
  • I can help.
  • That's curious.
  • Shhh… I'm trying to think here.
  • What's the plan?

Yes
  • Sounds good.
  • I'll check it out.
  • Sounds interesting.
  • I'll take care of it.

Attack
  • I hate resorting to violence!
  • You asked for it!

Warcry
  • For Dalaran!

Pissed
  • I'm no warrior.
  • All I ever wanted was to study.
  • The currents of magic are in upheaval.
  • I pray my father is safe. (Reference to Lord Admiral Daelin Proudmoore.)
  • Things are starting to get a little weird.

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SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


I can hear each of those lines in my head. :allears:

There was a custom map called The Weakest Link which had an array of basically every unit in the game. It played random sound files, and you had to select the unit which made it. First person got the most points, second got one less, etc. It was surprisingly fun.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
The skeletons those necromancers raise count as summoned units, by the way, and the Dispel Magic ability hits a wide area. Priests are exceptionally good at obliterating a skeleton horde, for that reason.

Oh, and one other note about this particular mission:

DoubleNegative posted:

: Milord! If this is about taxes, I can explain!

According to WoWpedia, if you click on this guy enough times then he does fess up and pay his taxes.

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.

theshim posted:

The voice delivery on these lines was also great, as was the rather stilted conversation between Arthas and Jaina at the start. And Kel'Thuzad has some great voicework as well.

Oh, missed this post while I was doing the voices.

This is so true! Arthas and Jaina were apparently romantically involved in the backstory, but broke it off when Jaina decided to become a mage. The game doesn't give them a romantic sub-plot during the campaign (thank god!), and really, the only indication you get that they were anything more than friends is when Jaina playfully says, "It's been a while since a prince escorted me anywhere."

Note how tenderly Arthas acknowledges how good it is to see her. He still has some feelings toward her, even though according to WoWpedia, he's the one who broke it off.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

If I recall correctly, politics got between them. Arthas is the crown prince of Lordaeron, Jaina's dad is an important guy in Kul Tiras (can't remember if he was the leader or what) so a relationship between them would have had consequences.

Hyper Crab Tank
Feb 10, 2014

The 16-bit retro-future of crustacean-based transportation

Tenebrais posted:

If I recall correctly, politics got between them. Arthas is the crown prince of Lordaeron, Jaina's dad is an important guy in Kul Tiras (can't remember if he was the leader or what) so a relationship between them would have had consequences.

Jaina's dad is Daelin Proudmoore, the king of Kul Tiras and Grand Admiral of the alliance fleet in Warcraft 2.

MagusofStars
Mar 31, 2012



Eeepies posted:

Honestly, Blizzard still made fun RTS campaigns in Starcraft 2. All 4 campaigns (including Nova) were fun to play through, with all the different objectives, timers, and functions that no other company has managed to replicate so far. Shame that the multiplayer wasn't as fun, and that the story went downhill.
This. The SC2 campaigns were really varied, interesting, and also usually were extremely well integrated into the story - when you're trying to recover ore, you've got a "protect the mine carts" mission; when you're finishing up a magic artifact, here's a mission where you can use that artifact as a weapon; when you're trying to teach Kerrigan new moves, here's a solo mission so she can really strut her stuff; etc.

Unfortunately, the multiplayer never caught on and the "meh" multiplayer is basically all people remember about SC2.

achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!
I never played the multiplayer in SC2. But I had a fun time in the sp.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
It's also strongly implied subsequently that everyone thought Arthas breaking off the relationship for political reasons was a bit silly and he should have stayed with Jaina. There aren't any rules against royalty from different kingdoms marrying, and Dalaran is a democracy, not a monarchy.

Although I couldn't blame Arthas if he was intimidated by his potential in-laws. King Daelin Proudmoore and Queen Katherine Proudmoore are... intense.

Lord_Magmar
Feb 24, 2015

"Welcome to pound town, Slifer slacker!"


For some reason I thought the relationship originally started for political reasons, as in they were being pushed together because Jaina isn't in line for the Kul'Tiran Throne, as she does have an older brother, and Arthas broke it off because he didn't like the idea of being pushed into a political marriage, even though he is attracted to Jaina he wanted any relationship to be on their own terms.

DoubleNegative
Jan 27, 2010

The most virtuous child in the entire world.

Cythereal posted:

It's also strongly implied subsequently that everyone thought Arthas breaking off the relationship for political reasons was a bit silly and he should have stayed with Jaina. There aren't any rules against royalty from different kingdoms marrying, and Dalaran is a democracy, not a monarchy.

Although I couldn't blame Arthas if he was intimidated by his potential in-laws. King Daelin Proudmoore and Queen Katherine Proudmoore are... intense.

I swear that I remember reading somewhere that Antonidas deliberately set this mission up to try and play matchmaker. It seems like the sort of thing he would do.

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
Curse me if I hadn't heard the same somewhere. But I'll be damned if I can remember where. I haven't read any of the novels, and I don't play WoW.

Maybe someone pointed it out somewhere?

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Lord_Magmar posted:

For some reason I thought the relationship originally started for political reasons, as in they were being pushed together because Jaina isn't in line for the Kul'Tiran Throne, as she does have an older brother, and Arthas broke it off because he didn't like the idea of being pushed into a political marriage, even though he is attracted to Jaina he wanted any relationship to be on their own terms.

Jaina's older brother seems to have been retconned out of existence, since he was never in any official materials. Also from unofficial materials, her younger half-sister got a sly nod in WoW: Legion if you know what to look for, but it's unlikely she'll ever be more than a winking reference.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


SirSamVimes posted:

I can hear each of those lines in my head. :allears:

Yeah, same. We haven't even scratched the surface of incredible quotes. Off the top of my head there's a talk show with Jaina and a Pit Lord, a cooking show with Varimathras, and an ongoing game of phone tag between Illidan, a dreadlord, and darkness spread over a couple of different units.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


ninjahedgehog posted:

Yeah, same. We haven't even scratched the surface of incredible quotes. Off the top of my head there's a talk show with Jaina and a Pit Lord, a cooking show with Varimathras, and an ongoing game of phone tag between Illidan, a dreadlord, and darkness spread over a couple of different units.

And then the game of phone tag with darkness carries over into Heroes of the Storm :allears:

Siegkrow
Oct 11, 2013

Arguing about Lore for 5 years and counting



Lots of misinformation here. Let me fix that:

About Jaina's Brother, there was one Introduced in the Tabletop RPG, Thancred. He is non-canon, and Blizzard's said they have no plans to make him Canon for now. There is another one, in the backstory, Derek proudmoore. He got killed by horde dragons, and he is the reason Daelin hated orcs so much.

As for ArtieXJaina? According to the RISE OF THE LICH KING book, which is pretty much a novelization of part of Warcraft 3 plus Arthas' childhood and teenage years, Arthas' and Jaina were dating, then they did it for the first time, and then Arthas gave Jaina the "better as friends" speech like a week later.

Arthas Is kind of a dick.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Siegkrow posted:

Arthas Is kind of a dick.

And Jaina's life really, really sucks. The guy who had a serious thing for her before Arthas ended up going crazy in WoW and needing to be killed by players - twice. Her boyfriend after Arthas has also been a raid boss, albeit that raid happened before they got together. WC3 is a nonstop downhill slide for her as well.

Jaina also ends up leading a city of her own after WC3, founded in the belief that the Alliance and Horde could coexist in peace. The Horde nuked that city so hard the time police (Azeroth has time police fyi) found it had become a fixed point in all timelines that could never be averted. And in the new expansion, Jaina gets exiled from her homeland and disowned by her family. :v:

I'm not necessarily saying Warcraft has a problem with women, but... (actually, yes it does).

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Cythereal posted:

Jaina also ends up leading a city of her own after WC3, founded in the belief that the Alliance and Horde could coexist in peace. The Horde nuked that city so hard the time police (Azeroth has time police fyi) found it had become a fixed point in all timelines that could never be averted. And in the new expansion, Jaina gets exiled from her homeland and disowned by her family. :v:

I mean "founded on the belief that the Alliance and Horde could coexist in peace" is kind of undermined by the fact that she allowed it to be used as a staging ground for attacks against Durotar and the Barrens.

bladeworksmaster
Sep 6, 2010

Ok.

All this Jaina talk makes me wish I could post the Sith Lord comic, but it has spoilers so I shall relent.

Human has never been my preferred style of play in WC3, but they have a lot of nice options on their army, and the Archmage is my absolute favorite of those.

achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!
I usually just play Human for the easy Healing. Horde is more cathartic for me and in tune with why I play games like this.

No comment on Jaina’s struggle other than to say I sympathize. You want more female players and less negative stereotype complaining? You need strong interesting female characters to inspire people. I’m not the only male in support of such things either. In this world, writers who can create and sustain such characters are not in short supply. To not support them is ignorant and foolish, to say the least.

Sarah Kerrigan was a strong fun female character of Blizzard’s. Why couldn’t they make another in Jaina? Life sucks, get tough and rise above! Ugh, at least she’s not the totally wasted Leah Cain.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


There's always Sylvannas

:can:

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

achtungnight posted:

Sarah Kerrigan was a strong fun female character of Blizzard’s.

They keyword being was. What a mess they turned her, and most of the cast, into with SC2.

puppets freak me out
Dec 18, 2015

I never thought of this before, but this is a setting where being on a gluten free diet just happens to be a great way to stay alive.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

puppets freak me out posted:

I never thought of this before, but this is a setting where being on a gluten free diet just happens to be a great way to stay alive.

I don't think that a gluten free diet can stop skeletons from killing you. :(

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

achtungnight posted:

I usually just play Human for the easy Healing. Horde is more cathartic for me and in tune with why I play games like this.

No comment on Jaina’s struggle other than to say I sympathize. You want more female players and less negative stereotype complaining? You need strong interesting female characters to inspire people. I’m not the only male in support of such things either. In this world, writers who can create and sustain such characters are not in short supply. To not support them is ignorant and foolish, to say the least.

Sarah Kerrigan was a strong fun female character of Blizzard’s. Why couldn’t they make another in Jaina? Life sucks, get tough and rise above! Ugh, at least she’s not the totally wasted Leah Cain.

WoW's had a few recently. Yrel was a prominent Alliance-side character who was interesting, didn't have any negative stereotypes (alpha versions of Yrel, however... fortunately, none of that made it to release), and had a fun personality with a believable character arc. But as a major Warlords character, she was promptly sidelined towards the end of the expansion and utterly forgotten with the new.

Thalyssra in the current expansion is another strong and interesting female character, though she makes a certain... questionable... decision and whether the game will do anything interesting with her in the future remains to be seen.

The less said about the Banshee Queen, the better.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Warcraft III struck an excellent balance between characterizing the major players of each faction while also developing the personality and motivation of their armies. While Blizzard has a history of shallow writing, WCIII's approach worked out for two reasons:

1) You never spend so much time with the big people that their two-dimensional nature becomes overwhelmingly apparent.
2) Even the basic core of all four factions are made up of a variety of sub-factions (the Alliance features Dwarves and Elves alongside Humans, the Horde features Trolls and Tauren with the Orcs, ect)

Starcraft II focused way too much on interpersonal relationships between flat characters, and the story suffered because of it.

BlazetheInferno
Jun 6, 2015

Cythereal posted:

Thalyssra in the current expansion is another strong and interesting female character, though she makes a certain... questionable... decision and whether the game will do anything interesting with her in the future remains to be seen.

If you mean joining the Horde, I don't agree that it's so questionable. In terms of Horde and Alliance representatives she's met, the Alliance one helped her only because it meant hurting the Demons' efforts, made it clear she didn't trust Thalyssra and her people, and left as soon as the issue was over.

The Horde representative was sympathetic to their situation, related to it, and stuck around after the problem was over to build diplomatic relations.

Seems a clear choice who to side with, if you ask me.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

BlazetheInferno posted:

If you mean joining the Horde, I don't agree that it's so questionable. In terms of Horde and Alliance representatives she's met, the Alliance one helped her only because it meant hurting the Demons' efforts, made it clear she didn't trust Thalyssra and her people, and left as soon as the issue was over.

The Horde representative was sympathetic to their situation, related to it, and stuck around after the problem was over to build diplomatic relations.

Seems a clear choice who to side with, if you ask me.

And joins the side that's a military dictatorship with a leader known for using WMDs on anyone who displeases her including her own citizens. :v:

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Picking Horde is always the clear choice. :colbert:

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Joining the horde is always the correct decision.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Poil posted:

Joining the horde is always the correct decision.

They got the coziest WC3 campaign, for sure. :3:

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

THE BAR posted:

They keyword being was. What a mess they turned her, and most of the cast, into with SC2.
I'm legit trying to think of someone from SC2 that came out covered in the least amount of poo poo after it was all over...and I'm drawing a blank. Arcturus, maybe?

Also, having checked out of the Warcraft scene after Frozen Throne, every time I hear how wild and scatterbrained WoW gets, I am amazed at just the sheer lunacy of it all. Time police, Jaina's never-ending trauma assembly line, Garrosh Hellscream, it's just this wave of nonsense I cannot fathom. At this point, and with SC2 in the back of my mind, I am glad we haven't gotten a Warcraft 4 yet.

Technical Analysis
Nov 21, 2007

I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.

AradoBalanga posted:

I'm legit trying to think of someone from SC2 that came out covered in the least amount of poo poo after it was all over...and I'm drawing a blank. Arcturus, maybe?

Tassadar. Because the only "Tassadar" in SC2 was an illusion projected by some other jackass.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

AradoBalanga posted:

I'm legit trying to think of someone from SC2 that came out covered in the least amount of poo poo after it was all over...and I'm drawing a blank. Arcturus, maybe?

Going by characters from SC1, I'd say Artanis came out okay, but that's largely because he didn't have much of a personality to begin with. Stukov did well if you're willing to give a pass to a character coming back from the dead.


AradoBalanga posted:

Also, having checked out of the Warcraft scene after Frozen Throne, every time I hear how wild and scatterbrained WoW gets, I am amazed at just the sheer lunacy of it all. Time police, Jaina's never-ending trauma assembly line, Garrosh Hellscream, it's just this wave of nonsense I cannot fathom. At this point, and with SC2 in the back of my mind, I am glad we haven't gotten a Warcraft 4 yet.

None of that even touches what I'd call the top five bits of story nonsense in WoW:

1. Alt-Draenor, an alternate universe further back in time THAT'S NOT ABOUT TIME TRAVEL SHUT UP.

2. Illidan, full stop.

3. The Titans and the Old Gods story stuff in general. Was good, even great up until around Cataclysm.

4. The Banshee Queen. My pick for the single biggest disconnect between what a character does and how the story reacts to and portrays her.

5. The faction war, which mostly revolves around selectively making characters complete idiots whether it makes sense to or not and never letting anyone take five minutes to talk to the other faction.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Garrosh did nothing wrong.

Also SC2 had one good character per campaign. Tychus, Abathur, Alarak.

LightWarden
Mar 18, 2007

Lander county's safe as heaven,
despite all the strife and boilin',
Tin Star,
Oh how she's an icon of the eastern west,
But now the time has come to end our song,
of the Tin Star, the Tin Star!

THE BAR posted:

They got the coziest WC3 campaign, for sure. :3:

I enjoyed the Horde's campaign in TFT so much that this LP inspired me to dig up my disks so I could play it again.

Eeepies
May 29, 2013

Bocchi-chan's... dead.
We'll have to find a new guitarist.
SC2 - Nova was actually portrayed very well in her own campaign, and so was Davis in a sense.
Back to Warcraft 3, I think each campaign was actually pretty strong in story, and if there are any newcomers at all, rest assured that Blizzard's bad writing in WoW hasn't emerged, yet.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

When Alarak first shows up: Oh look, Protoss with ~CoRRupTIoN~!!!1! :rolleyes:

Then he starts mercilessly trolling Artanis and thus becomes the best character in Legacy of the Void. :3:

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


I still love the exchange where he comes to join them and it's basically "Do you think we're idiots?" "Yes, but that's beside the point"

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AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Fabulousity posted:

When Alarak first shows up: Oh look, Protoss with ~CoRRupTIoN~!!!1! :rolleyes:

Then he starts mercilessly trolling Artanis and thus becomes the best character in Legacy of the Void. :3:
To be fair, "mercilessly trolling people" is pretty much standard operating procedure for John De Lancie.

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