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D.N. Nation posted:Yet another to add to the "Look at how much of a badass Obama is – triggered yet, libs?" pile. Hahahahaha, eg-loving-xactly. Ben is extremely triggered.
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Paint me with my communist weed and the blood of fascists on my hands.
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"Scowling!", "Haughty!", "No tie!", "man-spreading(in a single seat chair)!", "I see Weeeed!" I hope someone was able to fetch Ben's fan and fainting couch in time.  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Is there a video you can recommend? Ronnie's greatest hits? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb71YBLCqYU
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Garrison is quite happy with his crack pipe, thank you very much. e: I unironically want to live in that universe, but what's SOMA? Are they eating ok-ish horror video games? T-man fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Feb 13, 2018 |
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Nenonen posted:Plenty of people who aren't regular smokers do so at parties, for the extra buzz with alcohol and to socialize with others who smoke. Scandinavia is far from being a heavy smoking region in general but it varies by education and social class, area, ethnic background etc. I'd like to see a map for just cigarettes per capita (not adult capita) because smoking is pretty much 90% a kids' thing.
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"Why do you care so much about feminism in video games..." Hmmmm yes, yes, a surprisingly good message, do go on. "...when you should be worrying about the wholesale destruction of society at the hands of LGBTs??" Oh. Never mind.
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T-man posted:Garrison is quite happy with his crack pipe, thank you very much. Soma was the drug everyone was addicted to in Brave New World. Though give the source of the comic he may be referencing something else.
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The last frame shows this young man in the imagined world of Unchecked hypermasculinity, which is a desolate apocalypse. AGC.
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oobey posted:"Why do you care so much about feminism in video games..." Hmmmm yes, yes, a surprisingly good message, do go on. "...when you should be worrying about the wholesale destruction of society at the hands of LGBTs??" Oh. Never mind. I'm rather drunk but that seems to me to be A G C? (And whoeverthefuck didn't get that the last time, I'm going to... hope you get it this time.)
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T-man posted:Garrison is quite happy with his crack pipe, thank you very much. Not sure if this is serious or being glib, but I assume it's a reference to Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. In the novel, soma is a government issued drug given to the masses to placate them.
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Feb 13, 2018 21:23
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T-man posted:I unironically want to live in that universe, but what's SOMA? Are they eating ok-ish horror video games? It's a reference to Brave New World. Soma was the government-mandated happy drug.
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Feb 13, 2018 21:27
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Ben Garrison posted:He’s sitting while rudely splaying his skinny legs. A man-spreading insult to posterity. The monster! 
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Feb 13, 2018 21:31
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When Trump fluffing isn't passing muster, just fall back on "DEBT AND SPENDING BAD"
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:It's a reference to Brave New World. Soma was the government-mandated happy drug. Remember thinking Brave New World or This Perfect Day were worse than actual reality?
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If the government is handing out pharmaceuticals to the entire populace that probably means that they have some sort of centralized healthcare infrastructure in place. BRB, moving to brave new world land.
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I'm beginning to think Racist Red Panels Loser is intentionally making strips that are AGC.Wistful of Dollars posted:I like this one. Me too, I thought it was a Bennett at first.
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yo this loving owns I would hang that painting in my house
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Discendo Vox posted:I'm beginning to think Racist Red Panels Loser is intentionally making strips that are AGC. Maybe he really was Shmorky all along, running a long con on the alt-right.
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Don't act like you care what happens to the Statue of Liberty, Garrison. You came down against her like five cartoons ago.
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Debt will come back down soon enough, and without her Uncle Sam couldn't compete on the international stage. The bigger the partner, the more impressive the lift!
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It must be such a struggle for Garrison not to write the N-word in his rants.
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debt is an important mechanism through which we achieve our goals. it will have to be carefully managed to ensure enough of our debt is optimally placed in order to out-compete our rivals. a curling cartoon.
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Katt posted:Oh I almost forgot that part. He cleared her name after the election which cancels out publicly announcing that she was under investigation before the election. He was supposed to Lock Her UpTM This is asinine, but the Olympics are a mechanism through which massive amounts of public funds are diverted to private corporations at no benefit to the public except mild entertainment. Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Feb 13, 2018 |
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Lurdiak posted:He was supposed to Lock Her UpTM Wistful of Dollars posted:It must be such a struggle for Garrison not to write the N-word in his rants. https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/962859721890914306
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T-man posted:I unironically want to live in that universe, but what's SOMA? Are they eating ok-ish horror video games? Soma is the drink that Hindu gods drink to maintain their immortality. It’s stored in the moon, which explains its phases. Hindu adherents used to offer a potentially hallucinogenic drink to the gods that was supposedly Soma (or representative of it). In Brave New World it was a hallucinogenic drug used to keep citizens docile. e: It seems that the diety in charge of making the drink is also named Soma. DalaranJ fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Feb 13, 2018 |
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Trogdos! posted:"Obama’s Presidential Portrait" Ok, I'm back from an alternate reality. The only difference is the Obama paintings are slightly different. Here's the Garrison rant from that reality: "Even now that he’s out of office, the fraud known as Obama continues to disparage America. His ‘official’ and deconstructive presidential portrait is another example of his disrespect for our country. He’s shown smiling and surrounded by books and historical artifacts. He’s standing while rudely crossing his skinny legs. An insult to posterity. I’m surprised his legs weren’t shown up on a desk. Do a search of images of Obama in the oval office and you’ll see a spate of photos showing him doing just that. Dirty shoes in the faces of those around him. Muslims consider shoes to be an insult. Obama constantly shoved his up in our faces. His hands are painted normally. Is it a backhanded slight against Trump and his so-called ‘small hands’ that the lefties love to chortle about? Obama even show us the discourtesy of wearing a tie in the painting. Looking down at all the hard working Americans who don't. It seems impossible, but Michelle’s portrait is even worse. It colorful and garish, a three dimensional work in which Michelle is relaxed. She sports a haughty expression on her face. She wears a tight dress to hide…whatever. The most surprising thing—it looks exactly like her!"
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I like to visit art museums and listen to the prerecorded tour guides just go off on unhinged rants about artists' choices of subject and style being subtle digs at Donald Trump, and how if the paintings were completely different they would be secret Muslim insults. It's a very peaceful and meditative experience, every time.
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:I like to visit art museums and listen to the prerecorded tour guides just go off on unhinged rants about artists' choices of subject and style being subtle digs at Donald Trump, and how if the paintings were completely different they would be secret Muslim insults. It's a very peaceful and meditative experience, every time. I would absolutely go to an art museum with a tour narration provided by Ben Garrison.
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I thought Garrison was pro-weed? I could swear he came out in favor of it at some point because his audience was in favor of it, but now it's bad? Also fuckin lol, "manspreading" is suddenly a real thing Garrison believes in because he can use it to complain about Obama.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:It's a reference to Brave New World. Soma was the government-mandated happy drug. It's also the nickname for Somadril which is a powerful euphoria-inducing painkiller that also happens to magnify the effects of opiates.
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Vib Rib posted:I thought Garrison was pro-weed? I could swear he came out in favor of it at some point because his audience was in favor of it, but now it's bad? Yeah I doubt Garrison actually cares about the paintings or half the stuff he was ranting about, this one's just out and out red meat for his nazi patrons. I'd say I'm surprised he hasn't gone full 1488 yet, but that "shithole countries" cartoon was awful close.
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Is it possible to combine machine gunner Obama and muslim marxist weed wall Obama?
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My favorite part of that rant is when he gets furious about the angry reaction a Trump portrait would get if it was painted in exactly the same way the Obama one.... isn't?Garrison posted:Kehinde Wiley also has a penchant for painting black females holding up the severed heads of white females ..... Imagine if Trump’s portrait artist did such a painting in reverse—a white woman holding up the freshly carved-off head of a black woman. We’d never hear the end of it!
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Even when Obama isn't being president, the right-wing overreacts to everything he does while completely ignoring what a corrupt stooge Trump is. Mustard on a burger, tan suit, and now presidential portrait; Obama(and most Dem politicians) are held to different standards than right-wing politicians are.
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Just IMAGINE the reaction if Trump started White Entertainment Television! We'd never hear the end of it!
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Garrison did a cartoon last month criticizing Sessions for going after weed.T-man posted:I unironically want to live in that universe, but what's SOMA? Are they eating ok-ish horror video games? 
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