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fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Question for non-Americans

Do you guys think it's loving weird how presidents are always talking about "god bless" and "made equal by god" and poo poo like that?

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


jared?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Question for non-Americans

Do you guys think it's loving weird how presidents are always talking about "god bless" and "made equal by god" and poo poo like that?

Yes.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Question for non-Americans

Do you guys think it's loving weird how presidents are always talking about "god bless" and "made equal by god" and poo poo like that?

Yes.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014


A million years ago I made a life-imitating-art shitpost about how Tromp is running America like Robert Baratheon ran Westeros. Since then he's been loving whores and now wants a loving tourney in his honor.

Calling it now. Tromp will die on the fairway after Melania spikes his Diet Coke so he stumbles and gores himself on a golf buggy.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Question for non-Americans

Do you guys think it's loving weird how presidents are always talking about "god bless" and "made equal by god" and poo poo like that?

Yep

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
It's been especially jarring since god has been proven dead.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
mr president i have the best coal washing facilities, in the world. i can give you the cleanest coal you have ever seen, we wash it so clean. lets make a deal!

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Question for non-Americans

Do you guys think it's loving weird how presidents are always talking about "god bless" and "made equal by god" and poo poo like that?

yes

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

America is turning into a clown retard dystopia very quickly

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Bob NewSCART posted:

America is turning into a clown retard dystopia very quickly

Turning?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Bob NewSCART posted:

America is turning into a clown retard dystopia very quickly

Thanks, Obama.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

o poo poo i saw a maga hat in the wild today, wtf? i thought this thread was a big joke. does that mean our president. . . is. . . *gulp*

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Good people on both sides

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Lpzie posted:

o poo poo i saw a maga hat in the wild today, wtf? i thought this thread was a big joke. does that mean our president. . . is. . . *gulp*

He’s a retard lol

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE-YTU3qIzA

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Question for non-Americans

Do you guys think it's loving weird how presidents are always talking about "god bless" and "made equal by god" and poo poo like that?
I don't know if it's because it's been too long or I just wasn't paying enough attention but I never recall Obama making multiple references to God whenever he spoke, which is why evangelicals hated him (in addition to being black)

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Obama was still annoying with his god talk but it wasn't as often and when he did do it he wasn't being an obvious pandering hypocrit fuckboi retard.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


piss tape israel posted:

I don't know if it's because it's been too long or I just wasn't paying enough attention but I never recall Obama making multiple references to God whenever he spoke, which is why evangelicals hated him (in addition to being black)

he did, but in the self-assured way of a true believer, rather than the loud and performative way of... dare i say it... a virtue signaler

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



old beast lunatic posted:

There can't really be people dumb enough to believe that Trump's lawyer paid a porn star 130k of his own money to prevent damaging but untrue rumors I keep saying to myself as I slowly transform into a nihilist.

Given the situation, I'd take anything Stormy Daniels says about Trump beyond, "Yep, we hosed!" with a giant grain of salt.

But I'd grind that giant grain up and put it on some popcorn while checking out what she says about him.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/status/963818217826238466

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Bob NewSCART posted:

America is turning into a clown retard dystopia very quickly

Mission Accomplished.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

old beast lunatic posted:

There can't really be people dumb enough to believe that Trump's lawyer paid a porn star 130k of his own money to prevent damaging but untrue rumors I keep saying to myself as I slowly transform into a nihilist.

It's a perfectly normal and innocent thing for a lawyer to do and only a terribly unreasonable person would read anything into it beyond that.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Question for non-Americans

Do you guys think it's loving weird how presidents are always talking about "god bless" and "made equal by god" and poo poo like that?

Super loving weird. Also, our national motto used to be E Pluribus Unum (from many, one) and now it's In God We Trust even though it's plain as loving day that if God exists he doesn't give a flying gently caress about this country.

:lol:

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


In case anyone is wondering there is another school shooting going on right now but who loving cares this is America buy more guns you pussies

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Tiny Lowtax posted:

In case anyone is wondering there is another school shooting going on right now but who loving cares this is America buy more guns you pussies

Is it my school? I'd like to get a half day.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Tiny Lowtax posted:

In case anyone is wondering there is another school shooting going on right now but who loving cares this is America buy more guns you pussies

Looks like https://www.dayssincethelastmassshooting.com is lagging behind the times

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Question for non-Americans

Do you guys think it's loving weird how presidents are always talking about "god bless" and "made equal by god" and poo poo like that?

It's weird as gently caress and creepy. If any politician here started talking about god like that, they'd be ridiculed and thrown out of politics. Even if they were part of the party that is literally called "Christian Democrats".

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
sometimes i think about how cool it would be if i, a sensible normal person who cares about others and making life better for those around him, could be president

but then i remember there's no way i could do win because i'm not a big enough liar that I could go around saying "god bless america" or "made by one creator" and live with myself, and I would try to do poo poo like actually separate religion and the government

it's pretty sad how insanely tribal and superstitious the populace of such a rich country is/was/ has become

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009


I like the way he stumbles over the word Sacrifice

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/963844558386757633

Don Jr is a national treasure

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!

lilljonas posted:

It's weird as gently caress and creepy. If any politician here started talking about god like that, they'd be ridiculed and thrown out of politics. Even if they were part of the party that is literally called "Christian Democrats".

You see, but you have functioning political discourse. Everyone from the top down in American politics is a bizarre simulacra of leadership with no basis in any sensible evolution of intellectual or empirical rigor. Likewise, a good 20-40% of the U.S. electorate lives in a delusional reality where tribal signaling about meaningless topics (lol "God") is the most important component in alleviating the permanent anxiety of being a corn cob.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Bringing dignity back to the White House

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Tiny Lowtax posted:

In case anyone is wondering there is another school shooting going on right now but who loving cares this is America buy more guns you pussies

Looks like 20 students shot so far and the shooter has not been caught yet

Florida has such loose gun laws, can't believe this happened

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

do u know jenny posted:

Looks like 20 students shot so far and the shooter has not been caught yet

Florida has such loose gun laws, can't believe this happened

thoughts and prayers....

withoutclass
Nov 6, 2007

Resist the siren call of rhinocerosness

College Slice
I thought more guns meant we'd be safer because everyone would be armed and could stop bad dudes?

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004


You can be a CIA Analyst if you've smoked pot, but only if you've not used or mis-used drugs in the last 12 months.

https://www.cia.gov/careers/faq

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

do u know jenny posted:

Looks like 20 students shot so far and the shooter has not been caught yet

Florida has such loose gun laws, can't believe this happened

right you would assume there are heroes all over just waiting to use their personal firearms to protect our children

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Surely this will be the mass shooting of children that starts the conversation on gun control

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
N-R-A! N-R-A!

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