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MizPiz posted:Just read the wikipedia summary of Black Panther. Is it just me or does it seem like the villains in these movies are becoming more morally justified? I could honestly see Killmonger, Vulture, and even that guy from Civil War being the hero if they just made them the protagonist. Did I read it right that the main character prevents a 3rd World global revolution and sets up an "outreach center" in Oakland instead?
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Feb 14, 2018 22:06
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The Kingfish posted:Did I read it right that the main character prevents a 3rd World global revolution and sets up an "outreach center" in Oakland instead? I don't loving care prepare to die
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Feb 14, 2018 22:14
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Black Panthe r is a woke brand and I will be GOD DAMMED if some dog thinks he can tell me what to post.
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Feb 14, 2018 22:21
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aint no rules that say a dog cant be a posting cop
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Feb 14, 2018 22:21
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Plutonis posted:Gas this loving thread immediately
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Feb 14, 2018 22:29
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MizPiz posted:Has anyone tried to connect T'Challa to Mohammed bin Salman? Seems like it should easy enough to do even for the hacks that write those sort of articles. I've been doing this for months now, but it just makes me sound like a loving crazy person who Knows the Truth about Syria.
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Feb 14, 2018 22:33
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All dogs are comrades, but they eat out of the trash can all the time.
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Feb 14, 2018 22:34
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Halloween Jack posted:All dogs are comrades, but they eat out of the trash can all the time. Aren't we all?
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Feb 14, 2018 22:35
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multijoe posted:MoS Superman is practically the least Ubermensch the character has ever been, he's genuinely a humble normal dude who gets really uncomfortable when people start treating him as a messiah and just wants to help people and do investigative journalism. People really project with these films. when the Kryptonian ship explodes and he's floating in space we get this shot  (thanks Google) there's also the earlier shot where he's in a church with halo lighting and a stained glass window behind him and CNN reported on Warner Bros actively inviting preachers to early screenings and giving them a canned speech about it: quote:The movie studio even asked a theologian to provide sermon notes for pastors who want to preach about Superman on Sunday. Titled “Jesus: The Original Superhero,” the notes run nine pages. Superman himself may not want to be treated like a messiah but they did their damndest to sell him as one
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Feb 14, 2018 22:43
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Shear Modulus posted:aint no rules that say a dog cant be a posting cop Disney owns Marvel so i hope air-bud gets put into a super hero movie
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Feb 14, 2018 22:46
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are there any superman comics or movies or whatever where they talk about cults to the living god who seems to be openly walking around the earth
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Feb 14, 2018 22:47
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DACK FAYDEN posted:counterpoint, they weren't even remotely subtle about the intended religious symbolism I didn't read this but you're a piece of poo poo
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Feb 14, 2018 22:48
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Laphroaig posted:Disney owns Marvel so i hope air-bud gets put into a super hero movie didnt they already have one two or three years ago where it was a superhero team and one of the superteam members was a CGI squirrel i tginki saw an ad for it on a bus stop
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Feb 14, 2018 22:49
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Shear Modulus posted:didnt they already have one two or three years ago where it was a superhero team and one of the superteam members was a CGI squirrel it's a talking racoon played by Bradley Cooper
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Feb 14, 2018 22:51
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whats even the point of getting bradley cooper if you just use his voice and not his body
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Feb 14, 2018 22:53
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presenting silver linings playbook 2, featuring jennifer lawrence and bradley cooper as the voices of their characters' from the last movie's dog and cat
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Feb 14, 2018 22:59
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comic books are fascist comic book readers are fascist this thread is fascist
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Feb 15, 2018 00:55
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MizPiz posted:Have you not seen a Zack Snyder movie? Snyder has like 9 kids, dude absolutely loves to gently caress
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Feb 15, 2018 01:50
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nah posted:comic books are fascist three true facts
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Feb 15, 2018 01:53
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:Snyder has like 9 kids, dude absolutely loves to gently caress So he's a closeted gay-volcel objectivist who's also quiverfull
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Feb 15, 2018 02:39
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i hope black panther marks the apex of "the great awokening" phase of pop culture, but it almost certainly won't
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Feb 15, 2018 04:37
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get that OUT of my face posted:i hope black panther marks the apex of "the great awokening" phase of pop culture, but it almost certainly won't We haven't even hit the median yet, silly
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Feb 15, 2018 05:25
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They've played Superman as a Jesus figure for years, with his humility and discomfort with people viewing him as such being an important thing. 'I don't want to be a Jesus, but people seem to really want a Jesus...'
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Feb 15, 2018 06:33
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There's a comic from a while back where someone asks him why he doesn't vote or support any politicians as Superman, because then everyone would support them And his answer is like yeah they'd do that, because Superman said to, and then I would be a god king and I don't want that I want them all to make their own choices
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Feb 15, 2018 07:22
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that seems like a lazy argument from the writer since people still have the choice to NOT vote for who he likes
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Feb 15, 2018 08:18
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MizPiz posted:Have you not seen a Zack Snyder movie? Did he make the Watchmen movie perchance? My favorite part of Watchmen was how utterly banal the soundtrack was. Montage of how superheroes changed world history? The Times They Are a-Changin'. Funeral? The Sound of Silence. Two characters finally have sex after the sexual tension between them has become unbearable? Hallelujah. Heroes walking to the bad guy's ice castle for their final confrontation? All Along the Watchtower. You know, so that even the slowest in the audience would know what's happening and what to feel e: and giving superheroes actual superpowers (superstrength if nothing else) kinda undermined the premise hackbunny has issued a correction as of 13:29 on Feb 15, 2018 |
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Feb 15, 2018 13:27
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IIRC, Zack Snyder shocked CD by turning out to be fit, attractive, and happily married with several children. (Having to have handed off Justice League to Joss Whedon, hoo boy there's a woke brand that's aged poorly, to mourn his daughter)
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Feb 15, 2018 14:05
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get that OUT of my face posted:i hope black panther marks the apex of "the great awokening" phase of pop culture, but it almost certainly won't it's going to keep going because 'finally minorities are in some mediocre nerd films' is the closest thing to a political victory the racially-conscious left are going to get for the next couple of years so people will keep glomming onto that since escapism is appealing when the world around you you have no real power over is loving terrifying and depressing to think about for too long
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Feb 15, 2018 14:16
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Relin posted:that seems like a lazy argument from the writer since people still have the choice to NOT vote for who he likes But would they is the question, and the answer is probably not, or at least not enough of them for it to not be real weird The list of people who don't love Superman and think he rules is real short, because Superman exists to help people just because he can
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Feb 15, 2018 14:53
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I know this thread is primarily for making fun of brands, but these people seem legitimately cool quote:On Friday afternoon, down came “Rise & Resist” and up went “Resist White Supremacy.” About an hour later, a message from a woman named Rebecca, whose Facebook profile was an image that read “TEAM USA,” popped up in Cox Farm’s Facebook Messenger inbox: “Whatever your own personal agendas are none us want to see them on display at a place we once enjoyed going to for tradition. It’s TRULY disappointing.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...m=.8dd0c270cec8
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Feb 15, 2018 14:54
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steinrokkan posted:It was the first film antagonist I've ever felt sorry for. you should watch true lies and air force one
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Feb 15, 2018 14:57
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https://twitter.com/BRANDONWARDELL/status/964020340664950784
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hackbunny posted:Did he make the Watchmen movie perchance? My favorite part of Watchmen was how utterly banal the soundtrack was. Montage of how superheroes changed world history? The Times They Are a-Changin'. Funeral? The Sound of Silence. Two characters finally have sex after the sexual tension between them has become unbearable? Hallelujah. Heroes walking to the bad guy's ice castle for their final confrontation? All Along the Watchtower. You know, so that even the slowest in the audience would know what's happening and what to feel Nah, the best part is that Snyder gave Dr. Manhattan a 12 inch cock for no reason.
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Feb 15, 2018 15:06
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MizPiz posted:Nah, the best part is that Snyder gave Dr. Manhattan a 12 inch cock for no reason. In the comic he has a micro dong
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Feb 15, 2018 15:08
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Halloween Jack posted:Captain America: Civil War: The villain is trying to stop said alcoholic's paramilitary squad from waging war whenever and wherever they feel like it. Iron Man was the one who wanted to be under the control of the UN, Captain America was the one who wanted to act however he saw fit "Superheros is fascist" is hardly a spicey take, you don't need to go full CineD about it and just make stuff up
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Feb 15, 2018 15:17
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:In the comic he has a micro dong seemed pretty normal sized to me
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Feb 15, 2018 15:20
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Guy Goodbody posted:seemed pretty normal sized to me Missed opportunity to do the Elliot Rogers joke imo
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Feb 15, 2018 15:22
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It's your loving fault BRANDON
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maeking smol' bombs 2 boop ISIS on the nose w/
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