bring back old gbs posted:

https://i.imgur.com/xQfczyj.mp4

RestingB1tchFace posted:

Futurama is better.

SeXReX posted:

Futurama is better to watch but the meme ecosystem is lacking

DrBouvenstein posted:

frankenfreak posted:

And you call them steamed clams despite the fact they're obviously grilled?

DrBouvenstein posted:

Jose posted:

Dongicus posted:

steamed hams is dead now.

it was cool while it lasted

Mammal Sauce posted:

Steak-umm's Instagram is down with the Simpsons memes.



Now, if Moonpies would get on board.

LadyPictureShow posted:

The girl was named Regina Kay Walters. She was murdered by Robert Ben Rhoades the ‘Truck Stop Killer’.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Ben_Rhoades

finalellipsis posted:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Ok yall inspired me

Steamed Hams but it's the govt during another school shooting

~~~

Well Seymour there was another school shooting, despite your pearl clutching

Ah! Superintendent Chalmers welcome! I hope you're prepared for meaningful legislation that will curb gun violence in schools

mmmyah

Oh! Ye gods! My NRA rating is ruined! But....what if I were to offer thoughts, prayers and outlandish conspiracies and disguise it as protecting the children....oh ho ho ho, delightfully devilish Seymour!

I...

Superintendent, I uhh was just uh, banning bump stocks. A good first step. Care to join me?

Why are there dead children in your schools, Seymour?

uh those arent dead children those are crisis actors. crisis actors from the false flag event we're having. Mmm mmm, false flag!

whew

Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering rollbacks of background check laws!

I thought we were having a false flag event

dohhh no, I said we had another school shooting that no one can predict or prevent

you call false flag on school shootings?

Yes it's a regional dialect

uh huh, what region?

right wing blog swamp

well im from the fox n friends comment section and ive never heard anyone use the phrase false flag

oh, not on fox n friends, it's an infowars expression

I see

you know this false flag is quite similar to the other recent school shootings

ohhh no, patented globalist false flag operation. Old Soros family recipe.

for false flag attacks

yes

Yes, and you call them false flags despite the fact that they are quite obviously underaged corpses

I...uh....you know the...one thing I should...excuse me for one second

of course

*door swings briefly revealing yet another AR15 wielding incel earning one of the better COD killstreaks*

yawwwwwwn well that was wonderful, a productive congressional session was had by all, im pooped

Yes I should be GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE

The coordinated feminist emasculation of young men

The....the coordinated feminist emasculation of young men? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, happening entirely within your schools?

yes

may I see any proof of it?

no

Seymoooour! Our schools are being terrorized and massacred by hosed up MAGA hat boys!!!

noooo mother it's just the leftist agenda

Well Seymour you are an odd fellow, but I must say...you run a fine political front for the gun industry.

HELLLLLLPPPP HELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!

Instant Sunrise posted:

bring back old gbs posted:

bring back old gbs posted:

Pelosi de Bundi posted:

stop , stop , he's already dead

bring back old gbs posted:

Gridlocked posted:

Cross posting myself from the doobie thread because I put in effort

code:

[Door bell rings at the front of the Og Hous. Doobie answers the door and sees Health Inspector Rob.]

HI Rob: Well Wayne I made it, despite your directions. 

Doobie: Health Inspector Rob, cmon in. I hope you're ready for some cheap hot snacks. 

HI Rob: Yeah.

[Scene changes to the kitchen, smoke billowing from the cook top filling the kitchen]

Doobie: Oh, darn! My vent hood plum gave out!

[Doobie looks out the window and sees Ashmores down the road]

Doobie: But what if I were to buy some of Mr William Ash Mores dogs and disguise them as my own. Ohohoho roll tide Doob, roll tide.

[Doobie begins climbing out the window when HI Rob busts in the door]

Doobie: Ah-! 

[Cut to opening montage]

Theme Song: Doobie with his lame representations. The Health Inspector's gonna need his medication. When he hears Wayne's crazy price exaggerations there'll be trouble in Reform tonight!

HI Rob: Waaayne! 

[Cut back to the previous scene]

Doobie: Gah Health Inspector Rob! I was just lookimg out for those kids being taken into Subway. Who wants a cold sandwich when you can have a hot dog am I right? Care to join me? 

HI Rob: Why is that cook top smoking and sparking Wayne?

Doobie: Oh that's not smoke. Its steam, stream from the chilli I'm simmering down for our Chilli Dogs. Mmmmm chlli dogs. 

[HI Rob scowls and leaves the room] 

Doobie: Phew.

[Doobie climbs out the window and runs towards Ashmores]

[Cut to Doobie walking in to the dinner with two paper plates with some Slaw Dogs and a small number of fries on them]

Doobie: Health Inspector,  I hope you're ready for mouthwatering Slaw Dogs.

HI Rob: I though we were having Chilli Dogs.

Doobie: Dang no, I said Slaw Dogs.  We have all kinds of dogs here.

HI Rob: You have all kinds of dogs here?

Doobie: Yeah chilli dogs, slaw dogs, all kindsa dogs. 

HI Rob: Uhhuh. What about other food?

Doobie: Uhhh... we do specials.

HI Rob: Specials? I recall your internet advertising said combo meals.

Doobie: Oh no not combo meals anymore. It's those weirdo northern Froggers fault we took them off the menu.

HI Rob: I see. 

[They eat a few bites each]

HI Rob: You know these dogs are awfully cold.

Doobie: Thats because coleslaw is cold Rob. 

HI Rob: Is it now? 

Doobie: Yes.

HI Rob: And you say that despite the fact the whole drat thing is cold not just the slaw?

Doobie: Ye- Ya know, the uh. The thing is. Uh scuse me one sec.

HI Rob: Sure. 

[Doobie ducks into thr kitchen door with flames visible in the background.  He emerges skightly signed]

Doobie: Well that was great. God bless is all. But now its 2 o'clock and we're closed.

HI Rob: Yeaaaah I should be go- my god what is happening in there?

Doobie: Uhhh Tasha is baking a Rootbeer cake? 

HI Rob: A rootcake. At this time of year, at this part of the day, in the arse end of Bama, entirely for sale to the patrons of this empty bunker? 

Doobie: Yes.

HI Rob: May I speak to her?

Doobie: No.

[Cut to Doobie and HI Rob walking outside]

Waitress: Doob! Doob! The venthood fell down! 

Doobie: No girly it's just Tasha's cooking.

HI Rob: Well Wayne I must say: you are a weird guy. But you pile your fries high.

[Doobie hands HI Rob his bribe and HI Rob walks off. He looms back over his shoulder as the waitress screams for help. Doobie throws another wad of cash at him.]

[END SKETCH]
 

Gridlocked posted:

Steamed hams doo doo doot doot doo doo aurora borelias

Gridlocked posted:

Cross posting myself from the doobie thread because I put in effort

code:

[Door bell rings at the front of the Og Hous. Doobie answers the door and sees Health Inspector Rob.]

HI Rob: Well Wayne I made it, despite your directions. 

Doobie: Health Inspector Rob, cmon in. I hope you're ready for some cheap hot snacks. 

HI Rob: Yeah.

[Scene changes to the kitchen, smoke billowing from the cook top filling the kitchen]

Doobie: Oh, darn! My vent hood plum gave out!

[Doobie looks out the window and sees Ashmores down the road]

Doobie: But what if I were to buy some of Mr William Ash Mores dogs and disguise them as my own. Ohohoho roll tide Doob, roll tide.

[Doobie begins climbing out the window when HI Rob busts in the door]

Doobie: Ah-! 

[Cut to opening montage]

Theme Song: Doobie with his lame representations. The Health Inspector's gonna need his medication. When he hears Wayne's crazy price exaggerations there'll be trouble in Reform tonight!

HI Rob: Waaayne! 

[Cut back to the previous scene]

Doobie: Gah Health Inspector Rob! I was just lookimg out for those kids being taken into Subway. Who wants a cold sandwich when you can have a hot dog am I right? Care to join me? 

HI Rob: Why is that cook top smoking and sparking Wayne?

Doobie: Oh that's not smoke. Its steam, stream from the chilli I'm simmering down for our Chilli Dogs. Mmmmm chlli dogs. 

[HI Rob scowls and leaves the room] 

Doobie: Phew.

[Doobie climbs out the window and runs towards Ashmores]

[Cut to Doobie walking in to the dinner with two paper plates with some Slaw Dogs and a small number of fries on them]

Doobie: Health Inspector,  I hope you're ready for mouthwatering Slaw Dogs.

HI Rob: I though we were having Chilli Dogs.

Doobie: Dang no, I said Slaw Dogs.  We have all kinds of dogs here.

HI Rob: You have all kinds of dogs here?

Doobie: Yeah chilli dogs, slaw dogs, all kindsa dogs. 

HI Rob: Uhhuh. What about other food?

Doobie: Uhhh... we do specials.

HI Rob: Specials? I recall your internet advertising said combo meals.

Doobie: Oh no not combo meals anymore. It's those weirdo northern Froggers fault we took them off the menu.

HI Rob: I see. 

[They eat a few bites each]

HI Rob: You know these dogs are awfully cold.

Doobie: Thats because coleslaw is cold Rob. 

HI Rob: Is it now? 

Doobie: Yes.

HI Rob: And you say that despite the fact the whole drat thing is cold not just the slaw?

Doobie: Ye- Ya know, the uh. The thing is. Uh scuse me one sec.

HI Rob: Sure. 

[Doobie ducks into thr kitchen door with flames visible in the background.  He emerges skightly signed]

Doobie: Well that was great. God bless is all. But now its 2 o'clock and we're closed.

HI Rob: Yeaaaah I should be go- my god what is happening in there?

Doobie: Uhhh Tasha is baking a Rootbeer cake? 

HI Rob: A rootcake. At this time of year, at this part of the day, in the arse end of Bama, entirely for sale to the patrons of this empty bunker? 

Doobie: Yes.

HI Rob: May I speak to her?

Doobie: No.

[Cut to Doobie and HI Rob walking outside]

Waitress: Doob! Doob! The venthood fell down! 

Doobie: No girly it's just Tasha's cooking.

HI Rob: Well Wayne I must say: you are a weird guy. But you pile your fries high.

[Doobie hands HI Rob his bribe and HI Rob walks off. He looms back over his shoulder as the waitress screams for help. Doobie throws another wad of cash at him.]

[END SKETCH]